Behold! Astronomers have discovered even more evidence that His Noodliness created the Universe and blessed it with rum-swilling Pirates:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/apr/21/space-raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology
The centre of the Galaxy also tastes of raspberries, which make an excellent dessert following a hearty meal of spaghetti, meatballs, and grog.
And there’s more! Not only did He imbue our galaxy with the divine scent of rum, but He crafted its instrument of intoxication as well!
The molecules are thought to form when chemicals that already exist on some dust grains, such as ethanol, link together to make more complex chains.
Booze in space. Can there be any evidence more convincing that His Noodliness loves us?
Ramen!
-Pastafarian Julian
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Well, if that doesn’t convince the other religions, then I don’t know what! RAmen!
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Well, if that doesn’t convince the other religions, then I don’t know what! RAmen!
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Your joking right? that thing is photo shopped to an inch of its life :|
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To Ana,,,,A big DUH…moron
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How can anyone not see the Truth of the FSM?
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this is fucking stupid
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Beer in space! But was there ever any doubt? Im just waiting untill they find all of the pirate ships :)
But on a slightly different note; how do you think the fsm feels about vegetarians and vegans? Sure they can still engage in the pasta eating but is that enough for his noodliness?
RAmen
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Boy – I never thought of that! Photoshopping a religious document; surely that’s blasphemy!
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To #2 Ana:
No shit.
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This is real! (As everybody can see)!
Ana, you have to proove what you say!
Photoshopped? Facepalm!
RAmen
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WHAT?! photoshopped??!/!?1?!21one You don’t say
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It is photoshpped, ANA!?!! Say it isn’t soo!
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ana its not the photo its the Link… read it and youll understand that HE created the whole universe.
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It is now beyond doubt that his noodliness is indeed the creator of the universe.
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He refers to the Link not to the picture. read it and then you may be touched by his noodly appendages
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@Ana (#2)
The photo isn’t the evidence, the Guardian article is.
Please read things before you reply to them, or you’ll just look stupid.
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“Galaxy’s centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum, say astronomers”
And the pasta flows freely… it’s only a matter of time before they discover this as well.
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In that photo,,if you look beyond the bottle,you can see the FSM looking at you…
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I say we keep the rum and give the raspberries to the Fundamentalists.
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The article is even more absurd than the photo. if that doesnt bleed stupidity, nothing does!
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Hey totally off subject.
I am recently divorced and when I registered on several online dating sites pastafarian was not a religion choice. I am very upset by this. I tried writting them to inform them of my dissapoitment but they have not written back yet. I have nowhere to turn except here.
Please write all of the online dating sites to include pastafarian as a religion choice on their site.
I would like nothing more than meet a 35-40 year old woman pastafarian near louisville Ky.
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What?! A forgery being used as evidence to support religious beliefs? Surely that would never happen! *cough* Shroud of Turin *cough*
Seriously… people should take 2 minutes to read the article rather than 2 seconds to look at the picture and another 5 seconds to write a stupid comment.
Also, I find myself suddenly much more interested in space exploration. I want me some space booze!!!!!
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@ Sam: “But on a slightly different note; how do you think the fsm feels about vegetarians and vegans? Sure they can still engage in the pasta eating but is that enough for his noodliness?”.
The answer is clearly YES. For instance, in The Gospel, we find that “Man wasn’t excited about eating pasta seven nights a week, so the FSM broke down, and brought him all the animals, and man renamed each as a food group…” (The Gospel of the FSM, The Olive Garden of Eden page 92).
So humans were designed to eat just pasta (no animals = no meat), but were permitted to eat meat later. So basically, the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not care what we eat (why should he?).
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Living proof of the sacred is available at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/21/galactic_spaghetti_monster/
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