Americans United for Separation of Church and State has asked the IRS to investigate whether Liberty University – the church school founded by Jerry Falwell – is in violation of tax law.
Liberty shut down the school’s Democratic club (because of unGodly support for gay rights, pro-choice views, etc.) The school’s Republican club is [...]
Archive for May, 2009
Liberty University should lose its tax exemption
Published by Bobby Henderson May 31st, 2009 in General FSM news. 39 Commentswow i saw some fourms
Published by Bobby Henderson May 30th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 84 Commentswow i saw some fourms about fsm and how the followers are entitled to their opinion and can choose to belive whatever they want. well…. so do i and my opinion is that you are not entitled to your opinion. Suck on that FSM.
-Egor
omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb
-Casey
Tree in Malta
Published by Bobby Henderson May 26th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 10 CommentsI had some pasta at work, and then went out to a public garden near my office building in Malta. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was so pleased that He made Himself manifest in a tree!
RAmen
Pastafarian Kenneth
Pastafarian P Krush spotted this. Google “this” and the Church of FSM is on top.
etch-a-sketch drawing
Published by Bobby Henderson May 24th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 4 CommentsFSM Heaven by Pastafarian Damon
dead plant or fsm
Published by Bobby Henderson May 22nd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 1 CommentMy girlfriend was going to throw this out, when she said ” does this look like what I think it does?” I had hoped that the FSM would appear to her and show her the way.
Pat
Corunna, On, Canada
fsm creation
Published by Bobby Henderson May 21st, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 0 CommentsMy mother (who remains a Spaghetti Monster skeptic) gave up some ground on the religion issue and created a unique FSM crafty creation as a gift.
Seen here, he is judging our newly sponge painted wall. What other belief system offers a deity who is willing to provide constructive criticism for interior decorating projects?
My [...]
FSM spotted on book cover
Published by Bobby Henderson May 21st, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 4 CommentsTell me that’s not His Noodliness on the cover!!
-Maggie
glow in the dark
Published by Bobby Henderson May 16th, 2009 in General FSM news and evidence. 2 Commentsglow in the dark spaghetti & (bouncing) meatballs… found at archie mcphee’s in seattle. on that day, i took this amazing visage as an omen that the almighty noodler wanted me to just chill the fuck out. yes, watch out for choking on small balls. ironically, this sighting immediately followed the minor [...]
wire sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson May 13th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 4 CommentsThis image came to me after tossing around with a few random metal objects. Two symmetrical, identical hangers of some office-related sort formed this shape when put together. The similarity is undisputable. Curiously, this incident occurred not long after His word had been spread in my immediate internet community; clearly, He wished for me to [...]
headphones sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson May 12th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 4 CommentsI am a new pirate, having just discovered His Noodliness last night. I told myself to look out for FSM signs, and what do you know, i saw Him and his noodly appendage when I returned to my room.
-Pastafarian Brandon
FSM spotted in the bahamas
Published by Bobby Henderson May 11th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 3 CommentsWhile vacationing in the Bahamas recently, I spotted Him in Little Harbor on Abaco Island (attached). I assure you this image is 100% authentic, and is not ‘shopped.
I don’t know the real reason he materialized, because He didn’t see fit to tell me. Perhaps it is related to the well known pirate [...]
FSM at gay bar
Published by Bobby Henderson May 10th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 6 CommentsWhile getting drunk in a gay bar with a friend (being both extremely virile but also gay-friendly because gay men let us have more chicks), we spotted a sign of His Noodliness just behind me. His noodly appendage has actually touched me. Conclusion: Unlike other so-called gods, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be His meatballs) [...]
dinner sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson May 9th, 2009 in General FSM news, food and sightings. 4 CommentsLook what appeared before me (as the vegetarian option) at dinner last night!
Keep up the great work in spreading His message!
Ramen,
Brother zagbag, Austin TX.
miraculous oil
Published by Bobby Henderson May 8th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 6 CommentsOne day I was sitting at the stove top, deciding upon what to cook. Eventually pot stickers were chosen. First off, you have to put your vegetable oil in. I did this, and mixed it around by tilting the pan. When I was done, it miraculously took the form of his Great Spaghedeity.
-Cullen
Evidence in Chile
Published by Bobby Henderson May 7th, 2009 in General FSM news and evidence. 6 CommentsI´m Stefan from Australia. I´m currently backpacking through South America at the moment. I was in the city of Castro, on Isla Grande de Chiloé (Chile) last week when I came across an Italian Pizza/PASTA restaurant with a mural on the wall above it which suggests to me that the word of the FSM is [...]
lamp sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson May 6th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 7 CommentsA friend of mine was looking for apartments on the net and showed me one he thought was nice. I looked on the online pictures and found that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had found its way there and taken the form of a lamp. I told my friend that he definately should move in there.
I’m [...]
impressions in the sand
Published by Bobby Henderson May 5th, 2009 in General FSM news and evidence. 19 CommentsI recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these [...]
what baby shower is complete without a flying spaghetti monster bib? i had the spaghetti, i had to have the bib.
-Pastafarian Amy
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