this whole thing is fucking insane

Published April 8th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This whole thing is just fucking insane. First of all learn how to fucking spell! If you going to put flyers or signs up learn how to spell the fucking word midget i mean really. For that matter what the fuck does the poor little midget have to do anything. I’m mean really how stupid can you be and for that matter everyone else who hasnt noticed that.

I’m not a god fearing man for that matter i dont believe in anything. I am all about questioning whats out there. But come on a fucking spaghetti monster. Get a fucking life. Though it is kind of worth it to see bible thumpers all in a hizzy but i just wish it was for something a little more intelligent.
-mark



134 Responses to “this whole thing is fucking insane”

  1. BlackBard says:

    To benjy and anyone else who thinks this is a parody religion and no one actually believes it,

    Our prophet, Bobby Henderson, says otherwise. Here are his exact words: “Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.” (Click the “About” button for verification.)

    His letter to the Kansas School Board makes it clear that Pastafarians do believe in our Noodly Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    RAmen

  2. Sarah says:

    I’m afraid we can’t make this any more intelligent – the bible thumpers can’t seem to figure us out as it is (and apparently, neither can you). Try reading the “about us” page, hopefully it will clear things up. RAmen.

    -Sarah

  3. Anon says:

    This thing is “fucking insane” and its meant to be. FSM shows up your religion by being sillier and having a God with bigger balls. Sit yourself down, play some relaxing music, do some soul-searching and wait for his noogly appendage to touch you.

  4. claidheamh mor says:

    Hahahahahahhahahahahaha!

  5. Didi says:

    Why the fuck, do they always use the fucking word ‘fuck’ in their fucking sentences!! Learn to fucking use proper fucking English!!

  6. ruktastic says:

    Usually, when a person’s major objection is grammar or spelling, it’s because they have nothing intelligent to object about. They fall back of nit-picking minor spelling errors. In this case, the caption had “midget” spelled correctly, so I assumed “midgit” was an intentional misspelling used to increase the humor of the drawing (I found it amusing). I love the concept of FSM. It ridicules something that is long overdue to be laughed out of Human history: Religion.

  7. asdf says:

    Is it just me…. or are Christians the only ones hatemailing this site… Christians should just chill the hell down and learn to accept FSM as a practical joke directed at them.

  8. Joe says:

    really, what about it is so unbelievable? people say “a flying spaghetti monster? a giant man makes more sense” not really. what about a giant man is more convincing than a flying spaghetti monster? you cant prove your god any more than we can prove the fsm, so you have no arguement.

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