this whole thing is fucking insane

Published April 8th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This whole thing is just fucking insane. First of all learn how to fucking spell! If you going to put flyers or signs up learn how to spell the fucking word midget i mean really. For that matter what the fuck does the poor little midget have to do anything. I’m mean really how stupid can you be and for that matter everyone else who hasnt noticed that.

I’m not a god fearing man for that matter i dont believe in anything. I am all about questioning whats out there. But come on a fucking spaghetti monster. Get a fucking life. Though it is kind of worth it to see bible thumpers all in a hizzy but i just wish it was for something a little more intelligent.
-mark



134 Responses to “this whole thing is fucking insane”

  1. sigh says:

    If you’re such an English scholar you might understand the term “satire.”

  2. Gnome says:

    Isn’t it funny that there are responses to this, though I’m willing to bet the dude’ll never read them?

    But beside that point, piffle to you and a flagon of rum to the man who can get you to be cool. No need for all these harsh vibes, man. You need to get all loosey, much as His Noodly Appendage is.

    Plus, beer volcano.

  3. Insightful Ape says:

    Hey Mark, I think you have some serious anger management issues as well as a pathological obsession with sex. May be once you restart your pills and have your driving privileges restored, you will have better things to do than troll the internet.

  4. Bruce says:

    @Meg: You spelled “midgit” wrong.

  5. Aesi says:

    “learn how to fucking spell! If you going”

    I stopped reading there.

  6. Actually says:

    Cicero (the pagan) and Velleius (The Epicurean) both ask “Where is there to be found a race or tribe of men which does not hold, without instruction, some preconception [Cicero=deep-seated conviction] that there is a god.” As a French Philosopher wrote “Indeed, even idolatry (FSM) is ample proof of this conception. We know how a man does not willingly humble himself so as to place other creatures over himself. Since, then, he prefers to worship wood or stone (or his noodleliness) rather than to be thought of as having no god, clearly this is a most vivid impression of a divine being. So impossible is it to blot this from man’s mind that natural disposition would be more easily altered, as altered indeed it is when man voluntarily sinks from his natural haughtiness to the very depths in order to honor god.”

  7. Jesse says:

    Parody is lost on the simple minded.

  8. Joe Marinara says:

    “Though it is kind of worth it to see bible thumpers all in a hizzy…”

    Re-read your own sentence a few times. Now do you get it?

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