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promised land

Published April 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Finland is the promised land for followers of the FSM

-Lari



43 Responses to “promised land”

  1. annoyed pastafarian says:

    hey shut up all you people insulting Pastafarianism i mean seriously we don’t go around insult Christianity or Buddhism or any other religions and besides complaints is what the hate mail section is for

  2. Francesc says:

    @ben
    “ok……. so the FSM will take u to FINLAND when u die??? u realize u can just go there anytime u want?”
    See, it’s not the FSM all kindness? He taught as how to fly in order we can go to our promised land whenever we want.
    BTW, you can fly too to Israel, Yahwe promised land…

    “but seriously, i dont believe that anyone who is not mentally insane, over the age of -12, has an IQ over 1 could ever believe this.”
    Wow, you must be very smart! Do you still believe in santa? In a skydaddy?

    “and wat if u dont believe in this? where do u go if u die and ur not a believer???”
    US? Ok, only kidding…
    It doesn’t matter if you are a believer or not. Provided you are a decent person, you will have a volcano beer and strippers. Why do you think that the noodly creator of all would mind wether you believe in him or not??? That’s childish!

    “WHY WOULD U WORSHIP A GIANT FLOATING PLATE OF SPAGHETTI THAT “TOUCHES” YOU???”
    Ever heard of the holy spirit?

    “ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN THIS AND WORSHIPS THIS HAS NO RESPECT FROM ME AND WANYONE WHO TEACHES SOMEONE TO BELIEVE THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE BAG OF CHEESE”
    Who cares about your respect?
    Hmmm… cheese…on top of my spaghetties…RAmen to that!

  3. Hilath Rasheed says:

    In a nutshell, replace the word “Flying Spaghetti Monster” with either “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Brahma”, “Yahweh”, “Baal”, “Zeus” and so on, and I’m sure you’ll get it, Ben.
    RAmen.

  4. Ravrahn says:

    @5: That’s accurate if you think the Christian god will take you to Israel when your die. Also, YOU WORSHIP AN INVISIBLE MAN WHO LIVES IN THE SKY WHO “BLESSES” YOU???

    Pastafarian beliefs are no worse than any christian beliefs, if there is a deity, why not have him spaghetti shaped, instead of human-shaped?

    You’re obviously a homophobe (“ARE YOU GAY???” as if it’s an insult), with no real knowledge of the internet (“JUST DESPERATE FOR INTERNET FRIENDS.”) or reasonably intelligent people (“mentally insane, over the age of -12, with an IQ over 1″ [I'm a sane 14 year old straight guy with an IQ of 148, BTW]). Intelligent people would be able to see the humour in this religion and go along with it. If you want an internet friend you go to a social networking site, not a church for a parody religion.

  5. Mohammad says:

    I knew there is something special about Finland..since i was a child, i always wanted to go there.. no doubt, it’s our holy Land.

    RAmen

    • Keith says:

      Monty Python did a song about Finland, so there must be something very special about it.

  6. jook says:

    oh man, i wasn’t going to radically change my belief structure UNTIL you started capitalizing all your letters, ben! THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON!

  7. Dusty says:

    Looks like Ben embedded a hate-mail right in this thread! I believe it’s worthy of it’s own entry.

  8. Lioss says:

    I went to Finland and had so much good times!
    Finland is a blessed country thanks to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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