This is the cake that we made for our son’s first communion. Yes, you read that right – first communion – it’s a long and complicated story of cultures and families. How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier.
-Pastafarian Brian
Theofagy is an act of love on behalf of the eater, no matter which god is to be eaten. Of course, we Pastafarians believe Our Lord is tastier. Let remind all of you that the true essence of Our Noodly Lord are spaghetti and meatball. There is no need of transubstantiation in our faith. Anyway, Brian, your family is a good example of the ecumenical values that the Pastafarian Church has always defended in its long history. As FSM put it: “If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain“.
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That
is
glorious.
Great idea, with the cupcakes.
Very impressive.
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under these circumstances i want to convert to christianity!
but ofc i’ll change back after the Cake is eaten^^
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This god of yours proves a point. It is as real as any other god or organized religion. I suppose that’s what pisses so many off. It’s especially funny to see the bible quotes. Bible quotes are silly because they prove nothing.
I do believe the entire christian thing is a huge fraud. Money, mind-control, money, power, money is what it is all about. Talk about used car salesmen! Give me your money and mind and I shall promise you life everlasting. What horseshit!
Good for the FSM!
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Hey bobby what is going wrong with the forums?
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Great now I want cupcakes!
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I understand. My kid got recently baptised. the english translation of the dialog was a bit like this
I: I don’t want to baptise Sébastien
My wife: I do want to baptise him
I: OK, we do it
As you will agree, women always win.
And during the baptism, when he got the water pouring on his forehead he started crying, and I was holding him in my arms and told him ‘hush, Seb, it’s ok, it is just water’. The priest then gave me a funny look.
After all, he will not remember it. I was baptised as well, and this does not bring me any problem for being a merry pastafarian.
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The Last Pirate may be right. The only strange thing is how it is malfunctioning if our messages are readable. Anyway it is strange that Brian’s work is not more commented.
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I feel an intense combination of pride, faith, and hunger, all wrapped up in one big confusing trinity. I haven’t felt this way since the baker of that fantastic cake and I were dropped off by our parents to start altar boy training. Fantastic work, mi hermano!
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Is it really appropriate to be so anti-Christian. If this were a site making fun of Jews. With pictures mocking Jews wearing tallit do you think this would be appropriate? Generally mocking another point of view in this manner is a slippery slope into other forms of defamatory expressions. I think that history has proved this. Many of you may have come from Christian backgrounds and feel that it is OK to mock what is yours but free speech should still be within respectful bounds. Does this help to build understanding in a world that is already charged with religious tensions? Do you think that making a site Mocking the Mosllem faith will help calm tensions? I think there should be thought about what you are doing and why.
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heh heh heh… the Cap’m is pleased at this irony!
…and he also wants that cake…
mmmmmm… cake
and spaghetti…
RAmen!
Cap’m Red Tom
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Jesus Riverdancing Christ RSW!
Are you incapable of paying attention?
This site isn’t intended to be anti-Christian, it’s anti-religion being taught in schools, and a poke at every self important religious fool who believes that whatever they have to say is the complete truth based on unproven rubbish and feels the need to shove it down the public’s throat.
And yes, I will make fun of whatever and who ever I want you Islamic Atheist Christfag Jew.
*bows* May everyone quit being such pussies on the internets.*bows*
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Can I steal that quote? “May everyone quit being such pussies on the internets” I mean. It’s like “there is no crying in baseball.” I love it!
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Wow. Things that make you go *snarf*
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