Comments on: Ancient FSM worshipping in sweden http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Apprentice Frederic http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-807997 Apprentice Frederic Sun, 10 May 2009 14:45:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-807997 @strawberry Your comment - apt, BTW - reminds me of an old joke whose punchline is something like "...whaddaya mean, all I think about is sex? YOU'RE the one who drew all those dirty pictures!..." LOFLMAO. @strawberry
Your comment – apt, BTW – reminds me of an old joke whose punchline is something like “…whaddaya mean, all I think about is sex? YOU’RE the one who drew all those dirty pictures!…” LOFLMAO.

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]]> By: Blue Rogue Pierre http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-807094 Blue Rogue Pierre Sat, 09 May 2009 13:57:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-807094 Old-wise, ye all can dance round yer pole whilst holding ropes that be tied to the top. The pole indeed be adorned in aplenty a noodly appendage. Old-wise, ye all can dance round yer pole whilst holding ropes that be tied to the top. The pole indeed be adorned in aplenty a noodly appendage.

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]]> By: Boarg http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-805356 Boarg Thu, 07 May 2009 09:22:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-805356 His Noodliness clearly appears to his Swedish subjects in that cool artisitc design way they seem to like. Clearly great love and respect for his subjects, unlike other gods I could mention who can't seem to visit without a plague or pestilence to go with it, and fear and terror being the order of the day. His Noodliness clearly appears to his Swedish subjects in that cool artisitc design way they seem to like. Clearly great love and respect for his subjects, unlike other gods I could mention who can’t seem to visit without a plague or pestilence to go with it, and fear and terror being the order of the day.

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]]> By: Arve http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798974 Arve Fri, 01 May 2009 16:32:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798974 Of course it's a bloody huge phallos! :-) Old pagan rites are pretty... peculiar, aren't they? As a fellow Swede, I'll confirm the rite, but the semblance to the FSM rather escapes me as well... Of course it’s a bloody huge phallos! :-) Old pagan rites are pretty… peculiar, aren’t they?

As a fellow Swede, I’ll confirm the rite, but the semblance to the FSM rather escapes me as well…

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]]> By: Dr Arthur Frederick Ide http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798946 Dr Arthur Frederick Ide Fri, 01 May 2009 16:24:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798946 All religions began as fertility rituals, and their ministry was maintained by robbing from those weak of mind who would contribute to their fantasies and wish fulfillment. Thus ancient gods had enlarged penises (as with the ancient Hebrew YHWH who married Asherah) to multiple and overly enlarged breasts (from Rome to India and beyond). The "Mother of God" was the title given to Isis and later adapted for the mythical Mary, and the Trinity was originally Cretean transported to Egypt and from there to the Middle East. Even Satan (actually it is a word that means Advocate) comes from various sources and ended up imprisoned in the Black Stone of Islam--which prior to the fantasy person Mohammad--the home of ancient tribal Arabian gods and goddesses. All religions began as fertility rituals, and their ministry was maintained by robbing from those weak of mind who would contribute to their fantasies and wish fulfillment. Thus ancient gods had enlarged penises (as with the ancient Hebrew YHWH who married Asherah) to multiple and overly enlarged breasts (from Rome to India and beyond). The “Mother of God” was the title given to Isis and later adapted for the mythical Mary, and the Trinity was originally Cretean transported to Egypt and from there to the Middle East. Even Satan (actually it is a word that means Advocate) comes from various sources and ended up imprisoned in the Black Stone of Islam–which prior to the fantasy person Mohammad–the home of ancient tribal Arabian gods and goddesses.

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]]> By: Pirate Queen L http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798768 Pirate Queen L Fri, 01 May 2009 12:52:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798768 That's because you're not looking with your SOULS. That’s because you’re not looking with your SOULS.

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]]> By: Herrgeist http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798741 Herrgeist Fri, 01 May 2009 11:22:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798741 Isn't FSM sort of genital shaped with the meat balls and noodly strands? Isn’t FSM sort of genital shaped with the meat balls and noodly strands?

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]]> By: lucus http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798607 lucus Fri, 01 May 2009 04:39:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798607 You know what Fred Phelps would have to say about this "Gawd hates Sweden". No kidding. You know what Fred Phelps would have to say about this “Gawd hates Sweden”. No kidding.

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]]> By: Eric http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798525 Eric Fri, 01 May 2009 00:43:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798525 Congrats! His noodly appendages became straight and firm to raise the pole. You were truly blessed to capture this proof of power in action. Ra-men. Congrats!
His noodly appendages became straight and firm to raise the pole. You were truly blessed to capture this proof of power in action. Ra-men.

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]]> By: Strawberry http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798434 Strawberry Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:23:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798434 I'm seein' a penis. A very large line drawing of a flower embellished penis. I’m seein’ a penis.
A very large line drawing of a flower embellished penis.

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798309 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:29:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/04/30/ancient-fsm-worshipping-in-sweden/#comment-798309 Sorry - rather than our blessed FSM I see either an homage to Ben Franklin, the inventor of spectacles, or a phallic symbol. Sorry – rather than our blessed FSM I see either an homage to Ben Franklin, the inventor of spectacles, or a phallic symbol.

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