Hello…Bobby,
I am a 11 year old who accidently found your website. I can’t bellieve why you would do that. I really don’t like you. My younger brother almost found your site, I h-a-t-e you.
-Rachel
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hello Rachel. Please take your Flinstones vitamin and get back to recess. You have plenty of other things to do besides sitting aroung hating someone you don’t even know and something you cannot possibly even understand. Bye bye now. RAmen.
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M’thinks the loidy doth protest a wee too much. Admit it, ye be intreagued by a loife o’ the high seas. Plunderin’ Lootin’ Retirin t’ the galley for a huge bowl of pasta, all t’ do it again tommoree…
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Not buying this one. Just doesn’t feel real to me.
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yeah… i don’t buy she’s 11 years old…
though “i hate you” is childish, still it’s not enough to convince me…
oh, all most forgot my comment: “can you feel the love?”
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It’s totally a fake, Bobby!
Don’t believe this shit!
Ramen.
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Hi Rachel,
Hate is wrong, you’ll learn that when you grow out of religion.
Good luck with the teen years.
Dan
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I… COMPLETELY do not understand this hate-mail. Not one bit. Well, the author is 11 years old, after all, I guess… Does anyone care to try to make sense of it?
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More articulate and reasoned than many past responses.
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Hrm… almost found the site? Well, you should remedy that. Think of it as your part in His Noodly Plan.
Glad to see our youth is still full of hate, like the good ol’ days.
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Do what? I’ll forgive you for being so young, as well as having somewhat better typing skills than those of most hate-mailers/christians, but you should really read up on something called satire. That’s s-a-t-i-r-e, by the way.
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Why hate? Are you a Zombie lover? If so, your book says not to judge.
If you aren’t then why are you hateful? Do you dislike pasta?
No reason to hate over that, unless your parents were enslaved by a race of extra-terrestrial intelligent noodle beings. Even then, no reason to hate Bobby.
Work on that logic.
PC
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I’m sure glad my beliefs aren’t so fragile that accidentally finding sites with opposing viewpoints doesn’t shake me to my core.
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I h-e-a-r-t letters like this.
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Isn’t the general rule that when you see a eleven year old girl on the internet it is always a twenty-something virgin man?
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Good thing your little brother didn’t see this site, might have given him nightmares. Make sure he reads the Bible tonight, may I suggest the Old Testament. Reading about how merciful and loving God was to women and children should keep him from having nightmares.
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Tell her to screw off Lol
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Poor little Rachel. Don’t listen to the nasty man who says God is made of spaghetti. Don’t let your little brother hear him say it, or he may actually start using his b-r-a-i-n. Just grow up into another moronic, dogmatic, stupid, indoctrinated c-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n like your parents.
A-t-h-e-i-s-t-s are evil.
So are h-e-a-t-h-e-n-s.
And other people who use their b-r-a-i-n-s.
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Must have great Christian parents. Nobody teaches hatred to young kids quite like the Christians do.
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This is thy greatest religion in the world. FUCK YOU HATERS!
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*sigh* Rachel, please ask your parents something on my behalf:
What kind of parent teaches their child to hate another person without even knowing them, simply because they’re different?
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It was no accident, young lady. You were guided here by His Noodliness. And He loves you. I, on the other hand, think you smell of poop. :P
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Dear mr. bobby, this sight is BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ I
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Please, no more responses. I have enough competition with Allah. I don’t know if i can take any more religious theories. And any one that takes bobby seriously is a dumb ass. NHFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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NHFL
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Brainwashed kids…I find it so sad :(
11yrs…old enough to know that the Easter bunny and Santa Claus aren’t real, but because mommy and daddy say ‘the skydaddy’ is still real -yet you don’t get any presents from that lunatic- they believe in it.
I would stick with the easter bunny and Santa :-)
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Your younger brother doesn’t have the freedom of choice?
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fml betch This is a joke sight so chill the fuck out
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O_o That’s how most of us are Touched– completely by His noodly desire, and not by our own. I L-O-V-E this website, so you can shove that far into your eleven-year-old F-A-C-E.
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You do not know the history behind this site, why it was made. And yet you still pass judgment? You don’t even say why you hate him. You don’t understand. Keep your thoughts to yourself if you don’t have the understanding to comprehend what your talking about.
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Anyone saw that wonderful movie Jesus Camp? When you see children whose minds have been filled with hatred, you know the kind of place their parents took them.
It is so sad.
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It’s sad to hate people :(
RAmen,
Sarah
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Dear Rachel,
You know sweet heart that Hate is not something that Jesus want you to do. If you are unhappy with what you read you should try to understand what is being said not Judge it. Humans don’t have the right to judge only God does. Bobby is using the FSM as an example of why religion does not belong in school science. Have you ever watch the movie Anna and the King, or the King and I. In the Siame religion they believed the world was carried on the shell on a turtle and the children were confused when the Teach from England taught then that the earth was round and floated in space and there were other planets. My Father in Law is a minister and he doesn’t hate Bobby and he thinks that Booby’s example is a fine one. My husband debated whether religion belongs in school and found there are many different beliefs in Christianity and most thing the other Christians have it wrong and will burn in hell for not being there for of Christianity. Pastafarians believe in freedom of religion but not when it imposes on others peoples rights or true science. this link below list many and most of the separate Christan churches and below that are some of the other religion that deserve fair time if religion was brought to schools. that would be 6 min each for 12 years at 8 hours a day (no time for other subjects or lunch)
So I do hope you learn to not be a hater because if you are a follower of Jesus then that is not what he would want. OH and Jesus was Jewish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations
# Christianity: 2.1 billion
# Islam: 1.5 billion
# Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
# Hinduism: 900 million
# Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
# Buddhism: 376 million
# primal-indigenous: 300 million
# African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
# Sikhism: 23 million
# Juche: 19 million
# Spiritism: 15 million
# Judaism: 14 million
# Baha’i: 7 million
# Jainism: 4.2 million
# Shinto: 4 million
# Cao Dai: 4 million
# Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
# Tenrikyo: 2 million
# Neo-Paganism: 1 million
# Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
# Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
# Scientology: 500 thousand
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lol who lets children freely surf the never ending land known as the interbutts?!?
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Rachel, Rachel, Rachel…11 years old and so full of hate. I blame your parents, who have probably told you that the only true belief is that which is their own. How very sad. Please rest assured that, despite your misplaced aggression and anger, we along with the FSM L-O-V-E you!!
RAmen.
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Dear Rachel,
You are much too young to hate anyone for creating a web site. It is OK to decide whether you like something or not. You might prefer chocolate ice cream to vanilla, but to hate a person for having an idea is not good for you.
If you read this, please come back and tell us why you said what you did.
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Umm… ok… why are an 11 year old and her younger brother allowed to surf the web without parental supervision? I mean there’s a lot worse stuff out there that’s actually easier to find than this. Also, why is it so bad for young people to be expanding their minds? I am actually glad that you youngsters have had your minds exposed to the noodliness of the FSM, your individual (and probably dogma-induced) opinions of our prophet aside.
Ramen!
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Organized Religion – because teaching kids to hate is so much easier than teaching them to think.
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Rachel. Sadly you are too young to understand the sophisticated humor.
Also I find it hard to believe that an 11 year old who knows nothing about us and accidentaly found our site would have anything to even consider hating. Expecially since you obviously did read anything aobut us or you would A not under stand or B think differently.
It’s not nice to pretend to be a child.
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Oh no! Your younger bother almost saw it. Goodness Gracious! Won’t somebody think about the children.
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Funny how this 11 year old can spell better than most of the fundies.
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Why hate? There is no reason to hate. The teachings of FSM is to not hate. FSM professes to sprinkle life with parmesan cheese.
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What has happened to the youth of today? So much hate.
Rachel, I’m old enough to be your grandpa and my grandfatherly advice for you is to re-think your position.
So sad.
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I think that is one of the problems in this world. Hatred.
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You failed to explain why you hate us.
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f-u-c-k y-o-u
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Overall, this is a well written letter compared to some that I see. Only a couple typos and a comma splice. However, I would appreciate a little evidence,what exactly did Bobby do? Start a religion that doesn’t agree with what’s said by the Bible? If you gave a little detail this evidence would carry a lot more weight.
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Wow, Rachel, I accidently(SIC) found your letter. It is nice to know that your education is so sorely lacking at 11 years old and that your parents have taught you to h-a-t-e people who are of differing opinions than yours. They must be so proud of their little hate mongers.
I have news for you, what your parents have done to (teaching you to hate others) is endangering your welfare. I hope you are put in a foster home and taught to love your fellow humans. I can’t imagine what you write on websites run by African Americans.
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Go back to the jeebus camp from whence you came, Rachel.
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I find it interesting that an eleven year old child would grasp the concept of what we are trying to achieve (and still miss the point like all the other FSM hater… yet still, even more unbelievably, have better punctuation and grammar then nearly every other hate mailer.
And how the bloody hell do you almost find a website?
you’ve either found it and entered it or you haven’t, why the parents of these children are allowing them to use the internet unsupervised is even worse… not that i believe an eleven year old even wrote this weak little hate post.
Grow up…
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Why?
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