I have converted to Pastafarianism, after I found that the Flying spaghetti monster had honoured me with his presence and touched my popcorn with his noodly appendages!
-Pastafarian Emma
Leeds, U.K.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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fsm honersa all new pastafariens.
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Praise the FSM! Good to see that He is touching His followers here in the UK.
How much more evidence to the non-believers need? Only a true God could do this!
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what is wrong with you. Of all the stupid ideas flying Spaghetti monster come on. You are foul and stupid
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Foul? I’m quite sure that we are fair. Now, stupid – I can’t be the judge of that one. Thanks for your concern, though!
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Re: Comment #3: But I LOVE both spaghetti and popcorn… boo hoo hoo. You should open your heart and mouth to Him!
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hey comment# bfd you are being intolerant never has the F.S.M been intolerant he has never striked down a Christian or Buddhist so why don’t you take you negative attitude some where else because i mean thats what the hate mail section is for
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS AWESOME
PRAISE HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGES
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best earth day fsm.
rAmen
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wow. Oh, what a great Sabbath. Truly awesome! Thank FSM I found your website! Can you imagine where? The New York Times article from today! Praise FSM! Will you take me in? Do I get any goodies like eternal salvation? Or just eternally limited to clothes from the salvation army? Can I get rich preaching for FSM? Oh I am just so glad to have found out there are others like me!
My new favorite quote, comes from Religilous, the Bill Maher movie. “there is only one thing I hate more than prohpecy, its self fulfilling prophecy”. that is probably my biggest beef with religion, the squashing of science and the hoping for the end of this wonderful world, quickly, as the next is supposed to be better. yeah right. Give me a money back guarantee on that one! Peace and spread the word!
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@bfd #3:
What is wrong with you? Of all the stupid ideas: flying spaghetti monster! Come on! You are foul and stupid.
(Or better: Flying Spaghetti Monster).
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I pissed my self reading this. its THAT funny
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Kawaii ^^ And how are we foul we have tons of people who belive! >:V
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soo.. how do pirates come into this?
soo, if FSM is jesus, whose satin? flying macaroni monster? are we all FSM’s spaghettio’s?
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@ – angel hair – #12,
All of your questions are answered in detail in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that’s available on the side bar to the right of your post. Everything about The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has evolved independently of any other religion. An important part of the CotFSM is the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” that are the ethical basis of Pastafarian Life:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Captain_Mosey_and_the_Eight_.22I.27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn.27ts.22
Remember that our non-theological goal is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/id/program.html
If all this fits for you, join us, and may the sauce be with you.
RAmen
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@ – bfd – #3,
What’s the matter with you? You came to our website; we did not intrude on your site. If you came here to share ideas and to learn, you’re welcome. Please see my references for poster #12. If you came to be hateful, please shove out, and go away. We have far too many hateful trolls who slither in here:
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=dalai-lama-talks-science&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend
RAmen
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