I was in Barnes & Noble the other day about to buy a Bible when I pulled out a $20 bill and was amazed to see that His Noodliness had revealed himself to me. I have since converted to Pastafarianism, which is clearly the much tastier alternative to Christianity.
-Morgan
How much to Bibles cost anyway? Act now! Your immortal soul saved for just 19.99!!
Welcome to the mad house! The bar’s over there, grog’s on me and watch the parrots.
Sauce be with you.
In FSM we trust.
I’ve been writing been crossing out the blasphemous three letter word on my US currency and writing the true deities name above it for some time now. I wonder if that is one of mine. ^_^
Does this miracle mean that the Flying Spaghetti Monster supports President Obama?
One can only hope not.
It be illegal to deface (or, in this case, correct) legal tender. FSM be a rebel! Arg.
One of the most pressing problems of to-day economics is that the US dollar is not sufficiently backed. I do not know if it was Eisenhower or Nixon who replace GOLD by GOD as a backing system of the dollar. Nowadays, partly thanks to Steven, we can trust in a dollar fully backed by Our Noodly Saviour.