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20 dollar bill

Published April 6th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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I was in Barnes & Noble the other day about to buy a Bible when I pulled out a $20 bill and was amazed to see that His Noodliness had revealed himself to me. I have since converted to Pastafarianism, which is clearly the much tastier alternative to Christianity.

-Morgan



17 Responses to “20 dollar bill”

  1. PastaFaZoo says:

    How much to Bibles cost anyway? Act now! Your immortal soul saved for just 19.99!!

  2. Aesi says:

    Welcome to the mad house! The bar’s over there, grog’s on me and watch the parrots.

  3. brian says:

    Sauce be with you.

  4. Zinc Alloy says:

    In FSM we trust.

  5. Steven says:

    I’ve been writing been crossing out the blasphemous three letter word on my US currency and writing the true deities name above it for some time now. I wonder if that is one of mine. ^_^

  6. ex-Possible Convert says:

    Does this miracle mean that the Flying Spaghetti Monster supports President Obama?

    • Arthiel says:

      One can only hope not.

  7. Arg Sayer says:

    It be illegal to deface (or, in this case, correct) legal tender. FSM be a rebel! Arg.

  8. Doctor of Pastdivinity says:

    One of the most pressing problems of to-day economics is that the US dollar is not sufficiently backed. I do not know if it was Eisenhower or Nixon who replace GOLD by GOD as a backing system of the dollar. Nowadays, partly thanks to Steven, we can trust in a dollar fully backed by Our Noodly Saviour.

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