It may be a free country but this is fucking retarded! Blow me tard! Were you fucking bored when you made this shit? Drunk maybe? Plese go kill yourself! PLEEAAASEE! FOR GOD SAKE(FUCK THE MONSTER)eat shit dude! The only cool thing is the pirate thing.
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It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! FSM is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
-Christy
It may be a free country…
Published by Bobby Henderson April 14th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 205 Comments
205 Responses to “It may be a free country…”
Thank you for your opinion. I’m just curious…do you consider yourself to be Christian, or are you some other religion, or perhaps you’re atheist? Inquiring minds want to know.
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thats nice.
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how cute.
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Charming! Can these people at least use spell-check when they send hate-mail. And please, does FLAMING EVERYONE really work? It just makes me laugh really. It seems that hate-mail is made solely by idiots who don’t know what a dictionary/spell-check is, and have no control over their apostrophes.
~~Rant over~~
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Wow. Once again, mental retardation rears its ugly head and vomits all over a cool idea.
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Well, since it is a free country, you have every right to say that. But I also have the right to say the same about christianity, and every other religion. And by the way, Christy is usually the name of a female in our society, so how would we “blow [you] tard”? That seems physically impossible, unless you are hermaphroditic. If so, why would a just god do that to you? Hmm?
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Wow.. talk about Hate Speech. It isn’t even a coherent argument… just a random collection of hatred being spewed at our Prophet.
tho coining the word “realigion” – obviously meaning real religion – was very clever.
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Well, Christy, you might find it easier to describe your hate if you learned to spell. I’m guessing that cutting back on the energy drinks might help a bit, too.
Mind you (and I’m just putting this out there), you could try just giving up on the whole hate thing, entirely. Not only does that sort of thing sharply reduce a person’s overall Douchebagery, I’m also told it’s a very Christian thing to do.
Beats being an ignorant dick, anyway.
RON
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Wow once again the quality of the hate mailers go down. TRY READING SOMETHING other than TV guide and you may learn something.
Like Satire and Humour and not being a dick.
I’d also like to point out that the vast majority of FSM acts like or in fact are better Christians than you. So in fact you will be the one suffering a slow and painful death.
Congradulations.
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Wow, I can feel the love.
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I love it. The best part is they dont get it…it infuriates the christians to the point of hate and wishing suicide upon someone. I like how she wrote “realigion” i assume this was an intentional effort to state that her religion is “real” and ours is not. well who is she to say any different?? How many people have been murdered in the name of the FSM???
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I believe that the reason they all freak out is because it makes them question their own religion. They dont understand how someone could “make up” a religion. Like some sheep herders did thousands of years ago to instill the “golden rule”
She is afraid. Maybe that she has been lied to he whole life or she is ashamed and embarassed that her whole life and beliefs are for simple folk. reassurance…
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*may* be a free country?
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Wow. Someone with this much seething hatred should be in prison. I’ve often suspected that this is what most xtians feel toward people who don’t agree with them. Of course, the Jebus fable is party responsible for this sort of attitude, calling people who didn’t listen to him “vile serpents” and such. He’s also portrayed as the petulant whiner who cursed a fig tree for having no figs – when it wasn’t even in season! Rationality never was a bible strong point. A whole world full of Chistys is what you get when you publish that nonsense.
Ramen
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… Wow. This one will NOT go to heaven, that’s a given. Or maybe when it learns to spell?
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Wow Christie. If Jesus comes back on Earth he’ll sure be very pleased with you.
Also, whoever invented writing just turned over in his/her grave.
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It’s “religion”. Not “realigion”.
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Thanks. Peace with you as well.
You emulate your invisible sky daddy very well.
Ramen.
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At least he didn’t tell us to accept the whole jesus-zombie thing, that would have been really hypocritical after insulting us.
Still, pretty good hate mail, even though they have been getting pretty lame lately.
Btw. I love the part about it being a free country; does it never strike these people that we don’t all live in the good ol’ us of a? I also live in a free country, but some people need to realise that the internet is international and that the FSM has spread his noodley appendages across the globe.
/AAAARRRR
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you guys are so fucking retarded. who the fuck believes in a mother fucking gay ass spaghetti as a god. you need to get a fucking life and stop thinking about spaghetti and balls.
8================================================D
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my name is Bobby Henderson, i live in pennsylvania and i attend muhlenberg high school. i like to take penises to the asshole. please come rape me :)
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my name is bobby henderson i love penis in my ass. i love older men and people in dark alleys. i live in reading, pennsylvania and i go to muhlenberg high school. i just want to feel the rush of getting raped in the ass by a big penis.
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Are you a dude Christy? Plus you don’t sound to CHRIST-y to me. Maybe your mom should have named you Bitchy.
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Constructive.
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Ah, the peaceful wisdom of Christ.
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Well that is just harsh.
Ramen.
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Dearest Christy,
If you’re going to insult the Pastafarians, make sure you spell correctly, PLEASE!
And I hope that you continue to stay blissfully ignorant and narrow-minded.
RAmen.
Arrghh.
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How very Christian of you, Christy.
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It’s really scary how intolerant people have become. While it’s likely this cretin has no idea that his/her rant could be prosecuted in many states as a hate crime, the fact that someone could vehemently wish for the violent death of a group of people just because they don’t like their ideas is pretty sickening.
Then again, isn’t that what most organized religions are all about?
RAmen
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So sayeth the Lord. Or something. Christy? Do you blow your Dad with that mouth? Just curious.
TBHNA
BCA
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(sigh)And yet another bad speller heard from.
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Christy – What is your actual problem with this site? Somehow in all your illiterate spluttering you don’t actually specify.
Is the problem something to do with the fact that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is every bit as coherent a story as any other religion? In most cases more actually.
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…and another well educated, hopeless, simple minded fool from the christian camp heard from. They must all go to the same school…or suffer from the same illness. Ive always heard that stupid isnt contagious, but I have to wonder. When you see so much hate and intolerance all stemming from the same source it only makes one question
“what in the hell are they doing in those places” (churches)
So sad these people cant look into a mirror and see what they really are.
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What would jesus say?
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Last I recall, Christy is a girls’ name, and you can’t exactly blow girls… Unless Christy is a little “confused”.
R’amen.
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Perhaps you should learn to spell, then find someone who cares.
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Over all, the grammar isn’t bad on this one. There’s no rational support for these arguments, but besides overusing exclamations, misspelling religion, and not punctuating the last sentence it isnt bad for a christian.
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so to sum things up for you:
It may be a free country but You’d really rather it wasn’t
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Awww…I think Christy needs a little group hug. So much god-loving hate! I’m sure her Jesus would be very proud.
Now Christy, can you define what constitutes a “realigion”? Or a “real religion” maybe?
ps.This mail seems to have an overly suss tone to it.
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Fail.
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Out of the mouths of babes….. This is clearly the work of a young child who thinks it is cute to post such crap. Those remarks are not work a serious response.
There was one thing, though, that caught my eye – a new word – and I like it. That word is “realigion.” Pastafarianism is a “realigion.” Yaar!
RAmen
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I don’t think any religion is a “realigion”.
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Was “Realigion” a clever play on words, or was it just a mistake?
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fuck the monster! fuck him in the balls! fuck him in the sauce so sweet. fuck his noodle. fuck that monster with a midget. fuck that monster on a mountain. fuck that monster with a pirate. make him suffer for our sins. fuck that fucker. fuck the monster. ohhhhhh
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It may be a free country but this is fucking retarded! Blow me tard! Were you fucking bored when you made this shit? Drunk maybe? Plese go kill yourself! PLEEAAASEE! FOR FSM SAKE(FUCK THE GOD)eat shit dude! The only cool thing is the zombie jesus thing.
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It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! Christianity is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
-Snakeye
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“realigion”
That is so ironic I think I might just faint. xD
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Does Bobby only publish the most egregious, least grammatical, and worst composed of his hate mails, or is that really all he attracts?
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This poor person has more issues than Readers’ Digest and National Geographic combined.
Perhaps a nice soothing bowl of macaroni would help.
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It is comical how angry narrow minded people get when they are challenged to think outside of their fragile little world. Here a few quotes that I am sure will send these individuals further over the edge. “As for me, and in my house we shall worship nothing.” but if I were going to consider it, I like the FSM. “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For I know that I am the baddest motherfucker walking through the valley” unless the FSM happens to be in the valley at that moment. “Belive in the FSM, and nothing will change” but you might have some fun, and make a few people think.
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I really don’t know of I have to laugh or cry after reading this…
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My FSM!
What fate are you dear? Better watch/wash that mouth Christy, I doubt your God approves such hatred, or does he? I believe firmly that the FSM is our savior, like you strongly believe yours is.
Cheers love!
≈o”o≈
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Oh, look, some foul-mouthed little grade schooler hates me. I’m devastated.
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Whip it out.
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I wonder what it is about this quiet, inoffensive religion that lurks in the far corners of the internet, harming no one, that incites reactions like this.
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Maybe it’s just a troll. I can’t imagine this kind of fervor could be for real; but, then again, I also couldn’t imagine hate mailing someone in the first place.
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I think you may just be mad that our religions heaven is better than yours. And seeing how you used god name in it I will assume you are christian and that is not very christian like of you.
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What an incompetent failure at an insult. Open mouth, insert foot.
Go kill yourself, bobby.
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It’s good how you’re so accepting of others, and how you reject dogma so wonderfully. Have a good day.
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Well now, isn’t that pleasant.
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>FSM is a hobby and not realigion!
I guess Christy missed something rather obvious (other than not being able to spell, that is)?
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I agree! For God sake, FSM is not a realigion! There is way too much reality in the world anyway.
Seriously, though Christy (Sweet Spaghetti Monster! A troll that can capitalize their own name! Will miracles never cease?!), does it bother you to be a hypocrite? Doomed by the own cult that you are proscribing? For just by the judgment of this very letter, your God of “love” and “grace” would doom you to eternity of being prodded by pitchforks while immersed in liquid burning sulfur. No wonder you Xtians are always going on about ‘fearing’ your God.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=24&chapter=3&verse=28&end_verse=30&version=31&context=context
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=52&chapter=13&verse=9&end_verse=11&version=31&context=context
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=47&chapter=7&verse=1&version=31&context=verse
http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/1905
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrisy
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Irony
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Oblivious
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It does my heart good to hear such kind words from an intelligent, Christian woman. Thank you Christy for showing us how smart people like you think…and your extensive vocabulary is impressive!
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Now, Christy. His Noodliness is very disappointed in you. You really should change your attitude before it’s too late and you lose your chance to be touched by His Noodly Appendage. We all know FSM is a really cool and patient Deity, but you, young lady, are extremely rude. Shame on you and may you follow the Meatballs after all.
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No, Pastafarianism is not a realigion (whatever that means). One thing is for sure, though. Pastafarianism (or FSMism) does not wish anyone to suffer a slow and painful death. Only retards wish these kind of things to others.
There is hope, however. Christy thinks pirates are cool.
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Intelligence, beware! Here cometh another illiterate dumbass!
Why is it that every hate-mail sent here looks like it’s been written by a 4 year old angry kid? They never have better arguments than “eat shit” and “die”.
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“The only cool thing is the pirate thing” Hmm, let me think with my enlightened mind. Personally I believe everything about this religion is cool…especially the part about heaven having a beer volcano and stripper factory. Had you read any further into the subject, you too would know this. I actually believe a slow and painful death wouldn’t be too bad; make sharing heaven with His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster all the more worth while.
By the way; it’s religion, not “realigion”
RAmen.
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Bobby, I am so sorry you have to deal with this sort of nonsense from supposed ’sons and daughters of god’. Although I doubt this one in particular aroused any real sense of fear in what some wish to do to you or have done to you, but my guess is there have been a few that truly did bring at least some caution, if not a few sleepless nights. Just wanting to say keep it up, and here’s to hoping your message keeps you from having a ‘real’ job ever again; I wish I were as creative…
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Woah.
Polite, huh?
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Aw bless! Ickle Christy’s formulated her first ad hominen arguement! Give her a lollypop for being such a big brave girl and enjoy the moment. They grow up so fast, soon she’ll be on her first circular argument!
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Hi Christy,
It is hard the laughter I had after reading your post.
Thank you for making my day.
Please keep writing. “Wipes tears”
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I take it that you subscribe to one of the 3 so-called Abrahamic religions of peace ?
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“this may be a free country” implies that you do not realise that you are broadcasting to the world, I live in England, my guess based on your intolerant attitude would be that you live in good ol` USA. Good luck with your worthless “realigion” Christy I`ll suck one for you.
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OMFSM! What a great hate-mail! One of the best EVER!!! Now THIS is why I check the page every day; to find gems like Christy!
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Oh dear, oh dear!!!
Well..that’s about all really
RAmen
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Wow.
That person is really scared. And suffering from a case of fear-generated hate. His/her own personal country is certainly not free.
Needs intensive care, doesn’t know he/she does and probably won’t find it with his/her peers.
Wow and sad!
Michel
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Realigion ? Falsigion ?
RAmen
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Makes me lol every time…
R’amen!
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Another educated commentary by the lowest common denominator.
Get a life – grow up.
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-Christy,
“Blow me tard!” Do you mean, ‘hard’? Do you mean, ‘,(Re)tard’? Either way, I think that’s inviting somebody to sin, which is sinful. Nevermind.
Please read “The Open Letter” and the “About” tab at the top of the page. Learn to spell. Clean-up your mouth (mind).
RAmen
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can you feel the love?
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I wonder what “realigion” you belong to, potty mouth.
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Christy,,,breath and relax,,,you are not suppose to hate and tell us to kill ourselves,,that is a sin, and will cause you to go to hell, and be around demons and devils for all eternity.
If there is a god, he probably won’t have any mercy on you either, because of your bad behavior.
So repent,,and be nice,,,
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Hey Christy, I’m glad that you follow Jesus’ teachings, specifically “love thy brother.”
You embody Christian beliefs quite well.
(Also, didn’t he say something about turning the other cheek when faced with adversity or faced with an enemy? How’s that going for you? ;)
Take care now.
RAmen
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Christy,
It’s nice to know that 8 year olds now have the ability to browse the internet :) It’s always nice to see the young out and about.
Dearest wishes,
Pastafarian Kyle
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Hmm.
Such anger from the enlightened. Odd.
Unless!…Christy is huge and even if she lost a few hundred pounds, her face would still look like it was set on fire and a rugby team stomped it out with their cleats.
Just one theory.
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…dude.
You’re a total dick.
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Now, the name of the person who wrote this post is a very interesting name. A possible definition (in fact, the definition provided at dictionary.com) of the word “dirty” is “soiled with dirt.” I leave it to the reader to imagine what Christy’s name really means.
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Of course it’s not a realigion! I don’t know where you could’ve gotten the idea that FSMism is a realigion.
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Dear Mr Shut the Fuck Up (comment 20,21 and 22)
You have some serious homo erotic thoughts going on in your head. This amount of self denial leads to self loathing, and is making you very unhappy and angry with the world.
I don’t wish to see you unhappy, so rather than getting raped, why not just start out kissing boys, and then let it lead somewhere else, maybe to anal sex.
If you look deep inside yourself, you know that is what you really want. So please stop living this lie, and come out. We unlike your christian friends and church leaders, and most other religious types, will accept you.
Ramen
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Chees us! (Parmesan i like)
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Arrrgh#20, thanks for sharing gawd’s love and compassion. Ye forgot the grog ‘n strippers ‘n be walkin’ the plank matey.
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#44, the nurse lets you use the internet in the asylum?
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Another great exemple of christian love and tolerance.
Do you sometimes think before writing this?Do you think about the image of christianity you give?
I’m really grateful to the FSM for not beeing like you.
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I like the vertical typing. It’s a refreshing change from the usual hoorizontal manifestation of extremely immature words.
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Chrispy: Congratulations! You just made baby Jesus cry.
Somehow I don’t think that those are the words that should be comming out of a proper Christian (or any good persons for that matter) mouth.
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I am ashamed by most of these pastafarians.
NOWHERE in this message does it say this person is Christian. I can’t believe you people are that narrow minded that you can only think hate-mailers are Christian instead of, say, mentally retarded.
Seriously guys, don’t you know what they say about people who assume? That’s right, they become religious.
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Go and do a penance jerk off and stop trying to disprove other people’s beliefs. Assuming you know what a penance is? You should do it’s your religion.
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Now why don’t you try that again, but this time, actually give out some rational, logical arguments rather than just flame bait? Hmmm?
Or are you actually trying to get people to NOT convert to whatever your religion is? Because you’re representing what your belief has to offer… and if that’s what those who follow your belief are like, insane rambling idiots (my imaginary friend is better than YOUR imaginary friend!!!!!)… somehow I DON’T see anyone joining you.
Here’s a hint: if you want people to like you and follow what you believe in: DON’T INSULT THEM.
Make sense? Good.
However, (more likely) I doubt you are STUUUUUUUUUPID enough to actually think insulting us is going to make us convert to whatever it is you follow (you never specified)… so my guess is you are actually anti-Christ/Buddha/Atheism whatever, and pro-FSM… because you posting this has only made people hate you and love FSM more. I hope that’s what you wanted, because god help you if that WASN’T what you wanted.
(I mean… may His Noodliness help you XD)
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“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Ghandi.
Don’t be such an asshole to anyone else you don’t understand. I don’t care if you think it’s ridiculous. I think you’re full of shit too.
Just leave it to yourself. That kind of bigotry was what fueled the Nazis.
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Some of these guys are really funny. I think we have enough material for a comedy sketch show. We could call it Fundy Fun Rants and have it on during the day when everyone is watching Oprah and it will be incomprehensible anyway because it will be one big long bleeping noise. Or we could put it up against reality TV as it is at the same intellectual level. Just a thought.
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Very mature.
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is the “Hatemail” section just a prank?
In fact, i dont care!
On a bad day – i come here and read some Hatemails and some
short comments. It makes me feel better!
(and this prooves that the FSM exists!)
Anyway thanx to all of you
RAmen
(This was written in swiss school english, sorry 4 that)
(and a little bit to close to a beer volcano)
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If your mommy knew what you were typing, you’d be grounded so long your face would be cleared up before any one saw it again.
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ad hominem
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I am amazed at the constant lack of humor that people appear to have. Not only that – the angst that these humorless folk carry with them. Maybe if you (irate people) removed the giant stick out of your ass, you’d acquire a sense of humor, and consequently, be much happier (or at the very least, a little less angry). Just a thought.
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I think this child needs to have their mouth cleaned out with soap = by the way you are aware that you committed a federal offense by sending abusive emails. Still it is obvious that you are really an extremely ill-educated and lonely onanist. Still if you want to have a fight come ahead and see how many of my friends here would back me up (dressed as pirates of course)
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#96 mentos Says:
“I am ashamed by most of these pastafarians.”
Your concern is noted mentos.
Oh and that’s “pastafarian” with a capital P…. i.e.”Pastafarian”!
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#102 Johnny Aldente Says:
“is the “Hatemail” section just a prank?”
Unfortunately, 99.9% of the time,no…
*sighs loudly*
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Love when they can’t spell.
I wonder if Christy kisses her God with that mouth.
RAmen.
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to Rav (post 11):
Nobody has been killed in the name of the FSM, therefore it cannot be a “realigion”
:D
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It always surprises me how angry people get about this. Yeah, hate mail section, DUH but seriously, if this was about any other religion there would be police and authorities involved about any single email in this collection. Try and picture this on a continuum of anger, with zero as dropping your fork during a meal and ten as your girlfriend sleeping with your arch-nemesis in front of you while he sinks your pirate ship full of a year’s supply of pasta. To me it seems about a 7. Why? I wonder what a murder story in the news would be to “Christy”.
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…What a load of crap. Cursing an entire religion out because you think that it is “retarded”? How immature and ignorant.
“It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! ”
People with other religions?
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Hate mail is funny
The only reason there is a hate mail section in the website.
is so we can make fun of it
Ramen
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It may be a free country
But your mum is damn expensive
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Sounds like Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie had a slow day…
What are you? 8?
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The thing about the ‘realigion’ of Pastafarianism, is the freedom of thought. It allows you to think and believe what you want. Its about being intelligent enough to think outside the box. I was a christian for 13 years, it was the same thing every day you begin to grow in a mold. Pastafarianism is not like that there is no mold you grow how you want. I believe only the truly open-minded can accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as their savior. All you narrow minded who cannot grasp this concept, We Pastafarians will hit the Beer Volcano twice as hard just for you!
RAmen.
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people just dont seem to understand fsmism and its noodly wisdom…
RAmen
-gage thamert-
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lol that’s funny
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they’re right FSM isn’t a realigion, its a religion and a damn fine one at that!
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Nice representation of your religion, whatever it may be.
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Nice of you to stop by, Jordan#84. Do you also visit Chrisitan sites and tell them their unintelligent theories are products of bored simpletons with no merit whatsoever? Or to stop spending their time in church, their lives and brain cells are being diminished, and they are lucky if they have two brain cells to rub together among all of them? Why is pasta any worse than a desert myth?
So go ahead, believe in “higher (how many horses?) power” for all I care. I will take gnocchis pasts and campbell soup over a higher power any day. At least I know what people mean by pasta and soup and I know they exist.
RAmen
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I had pasta for lunch and ramen for dinner I feel so blessed. It’s too bad people like this can’t let his noodly appendage into their hearts.
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why are you so hostile? did a roveing band of pastafarians come into your village kill your men rape your women and put you children into slavery? no? than whats with the hostility? what did we ever do to you? i mean you really hurt my feelings i am crying a little bit here. my the FSM have mercy on your soul
RAmen
Avery
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its ironic that you dont know how to spell religion.
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Let’s prove to Christy that Pastafarianism IS a real “realigion” by declaring a jihad against him/her! I’m picturing a drive-by meatballing.
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Wow. Bitter much?
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It’s ignorant people like these that give those who believe a bad name. Idiot.
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what did we do to you?
*sniff*
geez its not like we went around killing people cuz they were different from us, or driving out their culture cuz we thought ours was better. Don’t get your history confused. Christians did that, you should be chewing them out, not us.
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I personally don’t believe in FSM but you should just let people believe in whatever they want and keep the rude comments to yourself
you have problems dude
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God loves you. But you’re going to hell.
But he still loves you. Really. : )
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LOL…Wow! What language! Shame on you! I found this website humorous…have some respect! You have no sense of humor, really…lol.
Do you swear like that in church? I don’t think your God allows that kind of language, no matter what the reason…tsk-tsk!
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Well,as long as pirates are cool…..
This one got me thinking. Every religion HAS to have a hell. I know the FSM didn’t make one, because as another poster pointed out, the FSM, being intelligent, is not a sadomasochist. But we could ‘create’ one and call it ‘Christy’, just to keep the little ones in line at the grocery checkout.
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Christy seems to know a lot about oral sex. She mentions it in both paragraphs. Maybe she’d go out with me? It turns out I like oral sex too. I think we may have a lot in common.
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@Rob #132
Actually we do have a “Hell” it’s just not a lake of fire – it’s just like Heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers have STD’s – the beauty of this is that people like Christy aren’t allowed to enjoy beer and strippers anyway, so it doesn’t matter to them, but it does keep them out of our hair in the afterlife :)
RAmen,
Sarah
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God is fine and all but the flying spaghetti monster is AWESOME
and you must be getting us mixed up with a religion that promots fear in a goes and forces there belifes on children to ensure a constant amount of assholes such as yourself
but dont worry the flying spaghetti monster can set you free!!!!
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@ – Trinity, #130,
Your comment reminds me of the human activities that are now classed as criminal child abuse. Father says, “I’m only doing this for your own good…” Pater says, “This will hurt me more than it’ll hurt you…” “I’m only doing this because I love you…”
I should remind you that your failure to properly observe any of the 613 commandments will get you consigned to Gehenna. The last ham and cheese sandwich that you ate will be sufficient.
BTW, when were you given the divine commission to be the judge of people who can read the storybook better than you can read it?
The latest that I’ve read, says that our group is the only religious group that’s gaining members faster than we’re losing members.
We’ve gotten a nice mention in the New York Times a couple of days ago. Let’s share it with everybody:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/27/us/27atheist.html?_r=3&hp
here’s a link to a good academic study of those people whose mental ossification prevents them from learning and integrating anything beyond Biblical platitudes and fantasies.
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
RAmen
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words of a good christian girl.
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I would love to see your religions evidence of existence. Oh ya there is none there is just belief so the FSM and your religion are the same. So stop hating and accept it
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i really hate you guys who go ‘i fuckin hate you bitch cocksuckin shit’. That’s kinda overusing swears for no apparent reason.
Anyways, get out. If you hate us then why leave hate mail? You’re not going to stop the pastafarian cause.
Notice that all you are CHRISTIANS. You guys are the only religion who goes against the first ammendment.
RAmen ( notice not your homosexual Ah-men)
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Say, you notice ‘the letter to the kansas schoolboard’ on the front page?
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It’s nice people like Karen who perpetuate the hatred that fuels Christianity. God would be proud of her, if he existed.
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The reason I read the hate mail is to admire the invention of the replies.
Fluff at comment 89 displays gene-ius.
p.s. Christy could be male, Christy Moore the singer is.
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What nice things to say when there could be kids stumbling across, like our good friend in the first spot
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I think the peopel need to take a chil pill, and maby an anger manegment class
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@colin,144: There are some cases where even a lobotomy wouldn’t work.
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I continually fail to understand why people are surprised by the inarticulate rants and poor spelling and grammar that issue from the minds of religious fanatics such as Christy and his (her?) ilk; it’s clear that anyone with enough brain cells to formulate a reasonable argument and present it accurately and intelligently would be bright enough to see organised (sic, I’m English) religion for what it is. I wouldn’t want it to stop however, as I get endless fun from the hate mail section. Incidentally, could Colin be a xtian spy as there is nothing in either of his posts to suggest he has found the One True Master and his spelling and punctuation is atrocious.) (see post 144)
May the Sauce be with you all.
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Nobody hates the pirates.
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*sign* Instead of responding to juvenille morons like this, I wish an honest-to-God (what the hell does THAT mean?) Creationist would post on this site, showering us with his inspired logic, pointing out the “gaps on evolution” I hear mentioned but never detailed, etc. A Young Earth Christian would be even better! C’mon, don’t be afraid! You get first post!
P.S. And pleeeese have some basis for your argument beside the BuyBull.
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Anyways you can see how people have nothing better to do and just like ot make fun of some one else. They think they can be right about everything. If anything the kid who wrote this is a totall fucking failure. I’m sorry but I don’t understand how people say they hate this so much it’s a fucking religion drop your balls and go outside for Gods sakes. :]
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You should try to pray. The FSM will soon enlighten you. Be optimistic!
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i definitely prefer pirates over ninjas
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Ahhh, a Christian at heart.
I love you too, Christy.
(And is that a girl name? Because… you want to be blown, and I may be new to the concept, but that requires a penis, right?)
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“fuck the monster! fuck him in the balls! fuck him in the sauce so sweet. fuck his noodle. fuck that monster with a midget. fuck that monster on a mountain. fuck that monster with a pirate. make him suffer for our sins. fuck that fucker. fuck the monster. ohhhhhh”
Why, Chuck, I didn’t know you felt so close to His Noodliness. :D
~I really should read the comments before I post about the hate mail.
Then I’d be able to avoid double posts. ^^;;
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Realigion? She has to be 12. Somebody shoot her parents.
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I’m constantly surprised that advocates of a religion whos god has told them to love others without exception seem so inept at actually exercising that love.
I mean seriously, a GOD told you to love everyone. Not your favorite actor, not your mother, not the magazine you read yesterday, but your GOD.
I mean if you can’t get the very fundiments of your religion correct, how are we supposed to take you seriously? It’s sad that “hobby” seems to be getting it more correct than those fighting against it.
In Love and Pasta,
Pastafarian Taco
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“realigion” may have been her attempt on a play on words… then again, she is a hate-mongering barely literate “Christian”. Subtlety of that nature seems to always escape her kind.
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Wow. I wonder if Christy’s parent’s are aware of what she’s posting on the web. Or, for that matter, the sites that she is visiting. If it threatened her world view so much that she was that disturbed, well, how about a good shrink?
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You know Christy, The things that you have said about this guy are of the same value and merit, if not worse. You tell him to eat shit and die. Why is it that you tell him that? Is it because you believe in God and you think that FSM is a bunch of bologna? Well. Christy, I agree that this FSM nonsense is just that; nonsense! HOWEVER, if your excuse for saying all of those things is because you believe in God and Creation and the holiness of the Bible, as I do, then you probably need to re-evaluate your relationship with God!
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Christy, they have the right to believe whatever they want, just not the brains to know that something that someone drew on a piece of paper in 2005 is not what made the world. Ill tell you what, I will draw a stick figure TOMORROW and write up some by-laws and some mumbo jumbo about this stick figure who is going to be named JOE. Then I will make JOE bigger and better than this FSM and will tell JOE to go over to FSM’s house and eat him. If these people believe that something that was made after their birth created the world generations before they were concieved, then they MUST legitimize my claim that JOE was there before FSM BECAUSE I will have a picture of him making FSM who is just the mediator in the creation of trees, mountains, and midgets. If they are really into believeing everything they hear, read, or see, then I will just draw JOE on a wall somewhere and say “LOOK, PROOF THAT HE EXISTS. HE TOUCHED ME WITH HIS STICK-LIKE GOODNESS.” That will be that and FSM will be no more. AND this is a full proof plan because I will have an autographed picture of JOE when he is 35 years old holding FSM when he was 3 1/2 months old. THE PROOF IS IN THE PICTURES!
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00000000 oooooo
00000000 00000000
00000000 ooooooooo
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JOE (MAY 19, -834)
o->-
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Thad, you’re so close to understanding. So very close. Here’s a question to help you in your quest for knowledge. How long ago did something have to be made up for it to be real?
Think about it.
RAmen
ET
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yes, you may do that, but just remember: the fsm is using your joe scheme in another one of his delicious marinara garnished plots of the creation of a new pirate world!
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Let’s all go to the bottom of this link, and we’ll see what a Christian Evangelist who has his act together has to say about all of this:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508
That’s Southern Ptarmigan, at the bottom of the comments.
RAmen
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Christy,
You may be a little misguided in your spewing of hate(over love), but I must admit that you have this undeniable eloquence in your request for suicide. I accept your official standing on the cool-factor of pirates, but I find myself questioning your knowledge of religion. Thank you for your input, though; I’m sure it really means a lot to all of us Pastafarians.
I must decline, however, on blowing you.
RAmen,
PE
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I always wonder… What’s the point of refuting any of these posts; do the people even read the responses? There are, after all, lots of them. And I seriously doubt Christy will stop being hateful and intolerant any time soon, regardless of what we say. Sigh.
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It might be a free country, but that doesn’t make you, Christy, any less of a twat. Just because you can say it doesn’t mean you should. The way you bastardize the English language repulses me. Your lack of intelligence just puts your life to shame. Ever heard of think before you speak? Feel free to stop writing. Your distortion of English won’t be missed. That’s a guarantee.
With sincerity,
Chloe
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That was what they said about christianity 2000 years ago;)
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have fun drinking stale beer with std infested strippers!
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glass houses and throwing things, but cant remember what?
tunnel vision
Missing the whole point
but at least they have had their say so they can sleep better at night now, although a red creature with big horns may come to get them and take them away to a pit of fire which is wholely believceable of course..
good old sky fathers children strike again
RAmen
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@Zach,
You’re exactly right, though I’m prompted to repeat a suggestion I posted a year or so ago: Christianity is ahead of us in one area, namely, gorgeous, inspiring liturgical music, a la Bach and Haendel. Perhaps Christy’s relentless hate would be melted if we had a few Pastafarian composers to turn to? I might suggest “Pasta, Joy of Man’s Desiring” and “Strippers May Safely Shimmy” as good starters…
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I lahled at the “Realigion”
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I can’t help but think of the Crusades when I read these.
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Its a joke. How do people not get that. But its a good joke, it reflects the stupidity of the idea of religion by becoming a mockery of it.
This is ignorance of the highest order. You have not understood something, and now wish those who do and enjoy it to die in great agony and consume faeces.
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hahahaahahahahaha this is hilarious he is so angry at a thought its rly actually very funy!:D
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Yikes.
A slow, painful death?
Really?
I’m really sorry about your apparent mental illness,
but the rest of us shouldn’t have to deal with it.
Please keep your intolerance to yourself,
even if it kills you.
[...Especially if it kills you?
No, no.
That's something YOU would say.]
“Thanks, dude.”
RAmen.
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Im sorry bu to have to lower yourself to such a degree because you diagree with someone’s idea is wrong. The attitude this person has taken is an act of utter intolerance. It shows an all to ugly side of peoples religious and moral character.
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This one realy got it WE ARE NOT A REAL RELIGION, we are just PROBING A POINT.
I realy love good Christians !!!
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assholes like you annoy the fucking shit outta me. I don’t care what you think of FSM but we think his Noodlieness is awesome and i could care less what the hell you think about it. so YOU can go suck you’re uncle’s.
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@Sav
EPIC WIN
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Yes, pirates are indeed cool
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“The only cool thing is the pirate thing”
That part made me laugh.
Accept the Pirate part into you heart, and soon enough you will accept His whole noodly goodness.
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@ 159 Thad,
I see your x-tian lobotomy was a success…this one should have had his very own Hate Mail!
I just love the full proof plan!! If we could just find the well of stupidity these people drink from, could’nt we fill it up with concrete or something?
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REALigion?
Yeah.
For the purpose of this comment i will assume that you are a christian.
Your “god” appears to be very insecure about himself, doesn’t he. He seems to hate everyone, he is homophobic, indicating that he himself is insecure about his sexuality. Another indication of your gods homosexuality is his apparent hatred of all women. Women are to be cherished, not punished for being alive.
I would also like to point out that the christian “god” is supposedly responsible for the largest genoside in all history. The great flood. And you worship him. He murdered every speicies and every human on the planet, saving only two of each animal! Hello! Do you need anymore proof that he is insane?
Come to your own conclusions on this, but don’t try to press them on others this time.
RAmen
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Well, somebody has untreated Tourettes syndrom…or on the verge of en-noodlement. The noodle will set you free, but first it will bring dispair. And maybe some pirates…
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And you praise your god with that mouth? Wow. Middle school right? You need to learn how to curse properly. You just sound ignorant. Then again you probably are
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Does anyone else find it odd that all these “religious people” who are defending their god/religion are using such vulgar language… I don’t think that your god appreciates that very much
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Hi, Christy!
Just wanted to say thanks for the nice message. It seems that they’re letting children cuss earlier and earlier these days. Seeing as how yours is a violent God and wishes a slow painful torture on those, probably nicer people than most Christians, who simply wish for some evidence as to his existence. Have a great day.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you wish for a reasoned discussion on the existence of the FSM versus your various religion’s God, my e-mail is kanastag@comcast.net. Thanks!
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Dear Christy,
My condolences for you linguistic and mental impairment. However, intriguing though your primitive attempts at civilized speech are, I must inform you that there are better ways for one such as you to contribute to society. Have you, for instance, considered castration?
R’Amen,
Mostly Harmless
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i want to date that girl christy. i have always liked the name christy, and i like pirates too, and conversation would never have to be a priority.
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Do not hate his noodlyness. Embrace it, caress it, make it your own and one day you will know the true meaning of en-noodlement!
RAmen!
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I only hope that one day you can learn to embrace his epic noodleyness. Yay for Pirates! RAmen!
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“I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death!”
What, like Jesus?
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hahahahaha it because little ass- backwards shits like u have the thoughs in ur heads that u and ur lil facioused thousand year old fuck faced christianity. hahahaha what do u think the crusades were. /// If u dont believe what we believe… we’ll hurt u… anywho… its because of ppl like u that most ppl view christianity badly… so yah… if they wanna believe in this pasta based monster, well its there right… And what gives u the right to argue… U r the reason wars are started. GO FSM!
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That’s not very Christian of you Christy…
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Could you please go learn how to spell and use grammar correctly? When you do please come back and try and prove a point. When have Pastafarins ever bashed YOUR RELIGION!?!?!
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i can’t stand people like u Ur so one minded you will not even listen to any one or any thing else. you may find it hard to believe but your god doesn’t exist either you praise a guy made everything in one day and he is all powerful and do wat he wants but how often do pray and you receive what you asked for .
plus your religion is so contradictory you believe a guy made everything but you pray to a zombie Jew who died for no reason and you think he has all the answers and you say your god loves and welcomes all of his children in to heaven buy they resent the gays and the Jews and only believe in him and don’t acknowledge any unless it is written in the bible.
you don’t want to believe in anything that is not in a book.
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I fail to understand why you’re so worked up over our so-called “hobby.”
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Agreed. The pirates are sweet.
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You’re all insane. Ninjas are clearly waaaaaaay awesomerer than pirates.
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I love the use of “tard” at the end of a word, use them quite often; but I have never heard, “blow me tard”. Perhaps he could use my personal favourite, quadro-spazed wrong-tard?
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!
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to zach 164. most likely not man do read the responses,but hey we all do and thats great!best responses ive ever read,witty,intelligent and non abusive,now that takes restraint!well done to all posters never take anything too seriously(within reason)especially religion!great laughs thanks:)
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Christy,
“It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! FSM is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
-Christy”
That’s classy, I’m sure your mother would be proud.
And this kids, is Christianity at its finest.
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Am I the only one who finds it difficult to control the gag reflex after reading this sort of thing?
It really makes you wonder what humanity is coming to, when people have the time and desire to post letters like this one on the web.
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HAHAHA! I must say, if this is comment is satire it is hilarious. If it isn’t satire, then that just makes it all the more funny. I honestly have a hard time believing that someone who claims to be a christian could post something like this and actually think they are getting into heaven. Even the bible says not to do shit like this. The more and more I look at christians the less and less I see them actually ‘practicing what the preach’. It’s rather sad really. I’d venture to say that most pastafarians are better at following their ‘religon’ than most christians are. And this, providing it’s someones actual thoughts, only proves it. I really don’t care whether this is fake or not, it made my day either way.
I love you Christy, Thank you so much for posting this.
-Squeak
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I’m afraid you may be mistaken about the point of the ‘religion’. It was created as a protest against teaching Intelligent Design in Science. Surely you can see that not just one religion should be taught in Science and that they should be taught in RE (Religious Education). Thanks. RAmen
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Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that a toster named Christy is telling us to “blow” her? Miss/Mr.(not quite sure what exactly you are at this point) IDiot, swearing only shows us that you dont have enough intellect to carry on a intellegent conversation.
RAmen!
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