It may be a free country but this is fucking retarded! Blow me tard! Were you fucking bored when you made this shit? Drunk maybe? Plese go kill yourself! PLEEAAASEE! FOR GOD SAKE(FUCK THE MONSTER)eat shit dude! The only cool thing is the pirate thing.
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It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! FSM is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
-Christy
It may be a free country…
Published by Bobby Henderson April 14th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 205 Comments
205 Responses to “It may be a free country…”
Very mature.
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is the “Hatemail” section just a prank?
In fact, i dont care!
On a bad day – i come here and read some Hatemails and some
short comments. It makes me feel better!
(and this prooves that the FSM exists!)
Anyway thanx to all of you
RAmen
(This was written in swiss school english, sorry 4 that)
(and a little bit to close to a beer volcano)
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If your mommy knew what you were typing, you’d be grounded so long your face would be cleared up before any one saw it again.
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ad hominem
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I am amazed at the constant lack of humor that people appear to have. Not only that – the angst that these humorless folk carry with them. Maybe if you (irate people) removed the giant stick out of your ass, you’d acquire a sense of humor, and consequently, be much happier (or at the very least, a little less angry). Just a thought.
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I think this child needs to have their mouth cleaned out with soap = by the way you are aware that you committed a federal offense by sending abusive emails. Still it is obvious that you are really an extremely ill-educated and lonely onanist. Still if you want to have a fight come ahead and see how many of my friends here would back me up (dressed as pirates of course)
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#96 mentos Says:
“I am ashamed by most of these pastafarians.”
Your concern is noted mentos.
Oh and that’s “pastafarian” with a capital P…. i.e.”Pastafarian”!
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#102 Johnny Aldente Says:
“is the “Hatemail” section just a prank?”
Unfortunately, 99.9% of the time,no…
*sighs loudly*
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Love when they can’t spell.
I wonder if Christy kisses her God with that mouth.
RAmen.
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to Rav (post 11):
Nobody has been killed in the name of the FSM, therefore it cannot be a “realigion”
:D
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It always surprises me how angry people get about this. Yeah, hate mail section, DUH but seriously, if this was about any other religion there would be police and authorities involved about any single email in this collection. Try and picture this on a continuum of anger, with zero as dropping your fork during a meal and ten as your girlfriend sleeping with your arch-nemesis in front of you while he sinks your pirate ship full of a year’s supply of pasta. To me it seems about a 7. Why? I wonder what a murder story in the news would be to “Christy”.
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…What a load of crap. Cursing an entire religion out because you think that it is “retarded”? How immature and ignorant.
“It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! ”
People with other religions?
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Hate mail is funny
The only reason there is a hate mail section in the website.
is so we can make fun of it
Ramen
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It may be a free country
But your mum is damn expensive
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Sounds like Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie had a slow day…
What are you? 8?
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The thing about the ‘realigion’ of Pastafarianism, is the freedom of thought. It allows you to think and believe what you want. Its about being intelligent enough to think outside the box. I was a christian for 13 years, it was the same thing every day you begin to grow in a mold. Pastafarianism is not like that there is no mold you grow how you want. I believe only the truly open-minded can accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as their savior. All you narrow minded who cannot grasp this concept, We Pastafarians will hit the Beer Volcano twice as hard just for you!
RAmen.
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people just dont seem to understand fsmism and its noodly wisdom…
RAmen
-gage thamert-
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lol that’s funny
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they’re right FSM isn’t a realigion, its a religion and a damn fine one at that!
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Nice representation of your religion, whatever it may be.
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Nice of you to stop by, Jordan#84. Do you also visit Chrisitan sites and tell them their unintelligent theories are products of bored simpletons with no merit whatsoever? Or to stop spending their time in church, their lives and brain cells are being diminished, and they are lucky if they have two brain cells to rub together among all of them? Why is pasta any worse than a desert myth?
So go ahead, believe in “higher (how many horses?) power” for all I care. I will take gnocchis pasts and campbell soup over a higher power any day. At least I know what people mean by pasta and soup and I know they exist.
RAmen
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I had pasta for lunch and ramen for dinner I feel so blessed. It’s too bad people like this can’t let his noodly appendage into their hearts.
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why are you so hostile? did a roveing band of pastafarians come into your village kill your men rape your women and put you children into slavery? no? than whats with the hostility? what did we ever do to you? i mean you really hurt my feelings i am crying a little bit here. my the FSM have mercy on your soul
RAmen
Avery
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its ironic that you dont know how to spell religion.
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Let’s prove to Christy that Pastafarianism IS a real “realigion” by declaring a jihad against him/her! I’m picturing a drive-by meatballing.
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Wow. Bitter much?
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It’s ignorant people like these that give those who believe a bad name. Idiot.
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what did we do to you?
*sniff*
geez its not like we went around killing people cuz they were different from us, or driving out their culture cuz we thought ours was better. Don’t get your history confused. Christians did that, you should be chewing them out, not us.
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I personally don’t believe in FSM but you should just let people believe in whatever they want and keep the rude comments to yourself
you have problems dude
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God loves you. But you’re going to hell.
But he still loves you. Really. : )
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LOL…Wow! What language! Shame on you! I found this website humorous…have some respect! You have no sense of humor, really…lol.
Do you swear like that in church? I don’t think your God allows that kind of language, no matter what the reason…tsk-tsk!
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Well,as long as pirates are cool…..
This one got me thinking. Every religion HAS to have a hell. I know the FSM didn’t make one, because as another poster pointed out, the FSM, being intelligent, is not a sadomasochist. But we could ‘create’ one and call it ‘Christy’, just to keep the little ones in line at the grocery checkout.
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Christy seems to know a lot about oral sex. She mentions it in both paragraphs. Maybe she’d go out with me? It turns out I like oral sex too. I think we may have a lot in common.
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@Rob #132
Actually we do have a “Hell” it’s just not a lake of fire – it’s just like Heaven except the beer is stale and the strippers have STD’s – the beauty of this is that people like Christy aren’t allowed to enjoy beer and strippers anyway, so it doesn’t matter to them, but it does keep them out of our hair in the afterlife :)
RAmen,
Sarah
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God is fine and all but the flying spaghetti monster is AWESOME
and you must be getting us mixed up with a religion that promots fear in a goes and forces there belifes on children to ensure a constant amount of assholes such as yourself
but dont worry the flying spaghetti monster can set you free!!!!
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@ – Trinity, #130,
Your comment reminds me of the human activities that are now classed as criminal child abuse. Father says, “I’m only doing this for your own good…” Pater says, “This will hurt me more than it’ll hurt you…” “I’m only doing this because I love you…”
I should remind you that your failure to properly observe any of the 613 commandments will get you consigned to Gehenna. The last ham and cheese sandwich that you ate will be sufficient.
BTW, when were you given the divine commission to be the judge of people who can read the storybook better than you can read it?
The latest that I’ve read, says that our group is the only religious group that’s gaining members faster than we’re losing members.
We’ve gotten a nice mention in the New York Times a couple of days ago. Let’s share it with everybody:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/27/us/27atheist.html?_r=3&hp
here’s a link to a good academic study of those people whose mental ossification prevents them from learning and integrating anything beyond Biblical platitudes and fantasies.
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
RAmen
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words of a good christian girl.
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I would love to see your religions evidence of existence. Oh ya there is none there is just belief so the FSM and your religion are the same. So stop hating and accept it
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i really hate you guys who go ‘i fuckin hate you bitch cocksuckin shit’. That’s kinda overusing swears for no apparent reason.
Anyways, get out. If you hate us then why leave hate mail? You’re not going to stop the pastafarian cause.
Notice that all you are CHRISTIANS. You guys are the only religion who goes against the first ammendment.
RAmen ( notice not your homosexual Ah-men)
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Say, you notice ‘the letter to the kansas schoolboard’ on the front page?
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It’s nice people like Karen who perpetuate the hatred that fuels Christianity. God would be proud of her, if he existed.
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The reason I read the hate mail is to admire the invention of the replies.
Fluff at comment 89 displays gene-ius.
p.s. Christy could be male, Christy Moore the singer is.
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What nice things to say when there could be kids stumbling across, like our good friend in the first spot
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I think the peopel need to take a chil pill, and maby an anger manegment class
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@colin,144: There are some cases where even a lobotomy wouldn’t work.
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I continually fail to understand why people are surprised by the inarticulate rants and poor spelling and grammar that issue from the minds of religious fanatics such as Christy and his (her?) ilk; it’s clear that anyone with enough brain cells to formulate a reasonable argument and present it accurately and intelligently would be bright enough to see organised (sic, I’m English) religion for what it is. I wouldn’t want it to stop however, as I get endless fun from the hate mail section. Incidentally, could Colin be a xtian spy as there is nothing in either of his posts to suggest he has found the One True Master and his spelling and punctuation is atrocious.) (see post 144)
May the Sauce be with you all.
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Nobody hates the pirates.
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*sign* Instead of responding to juvenille morons like this, I wish an honest-to-God (what the hell does THAT mean?) Creationist would post on this site, showering us with his inspired logic, pointing out the “gaps on evolution” I hear mentioned but never detailed, etc. A Young Earth Christian would be even better! C’mon, don’t be afraid! You get first post!
P.S. And pleeeese have some basis for your argument beside the BuyBull.
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Anyways you can see how people have nothing better to do and just like ot make fun of some one else. They think they can be right about everything. If anything the kid who wrote this is a totall fucking failure. I’m sorry but I don’t understand how people say they hate this so much it’s a fucking religion drop your balls and go outside for Gods sakes. :]
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You should try to pray. The FSM will soon enlighten you. Be optimistic!
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