It may be a free country but this is fucking retarded! Blow me tard! Were you fucking bored when you made this shit? Drunk maybe? Plese go kill yourself! PLEEAAASEE! FOR GOD SAKE(FUCK THE MONSTER)eat shit dude! The only cool thing is the pirate thing.
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It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! FSM is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
-Christy
It may be a free country…
Published by Bobby Henderson April 14th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 205 Comments
205 Responses to “It may be a free country…”
My FSM!
What fate are you dear? Better watch/wash that mouth Christy, I doubt your God approves such hatred, or does he? I believe firmly that the FSM is our savior, like you strongly believe yours is.
Cheers love!
≈o”o≈
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Oh, look, some foul-mouthed little grade schooler hates me. I’m devastated.
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Whip it out.
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I wonder what it is about this quiet, inoffensive religion that lurks in the far corners of the internet, harming no one, that incites reactions like this.
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Maybe it’s just a troll. I can’t imagine this kind of fervor could be for real; but, then again, I also couldn’t imagine hate mailing someone in the first place.
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I think you may just be mad that our religions heaven is better than yours. And seeing how you used god name in it I will assume you are christian and that is not very christian like of you.
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What an incompetent failure at an insult. Open mouth, insert foot.
Go kill yourself, bobby.
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It’s good how you’re so accepting of others, and how you reject dogma so wonderfully. Have a good day.
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Well now, isn’t that pleasant.
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>FSM is a hobby and not realigion!
I guess Christy missed something rather obvious (other than not being able to spell, that is)?
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I agree! For God sake, FSM is not a realigion! There is way too much reality in the world anyway.
Seriously, though Christy (Sweet Spaghetti Monster! A troll that can capitalize their own name! Will miracles never cease?!), does it bother you to be a hypocrite? Doomed by the own cult that you are proscribing? For just by the judgment of this very letter, your God of “love” and “grace” would doom you to eternity of being prodded by pitchforks while immersed in liquid burning sulfur. No wonder you Xtians are always going on about ‘fearing’ your God.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=24&chapter=3&verse=28&end_verse=30&version=31&context=context
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=52&chapter=13&verse=9&end_verse=11&version=31&context=context
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=47&chapter=7&verse=1&version=31&context=verse
http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/1905
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrisy
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Irony
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Oblivious
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It does my heart good to hear such kind words from an intelligent, Christian woman. Thank you Christy for showing us how smart people like you think…and your extensive vocabulary is impressive!
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Now, Christy. His Noodliness is very disappointed in you. You really should change your attitude before it’s too late and you lose your chance to be touched by His Noodly Appendage. We all know FSM is a really cool and patient Deity, but you, young lady, are extremely rude. Shame on you and may you follow the Meatballs after all.
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No, Pastafarianism is not a realigion (whatever that means). One thing is for sure, though. Pastafarianism (or FSMism) does not wish anyone to suffer a slow and painful death. Only retards wish these kind of things to others.
There is hope, however. Christy thinks pirates are cool.
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Intelligence, beware! Here cometh another illiterate dumbass!
Why is it that every hate-mail sent here looks like it’s been written by a 4 year old angry kid? They never have better arguments than “eat shit” and “die”.
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love,
Pony^^
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“The only cool thing is the pirate thing” Hmm, let me think with my enlightened mind. Personally I believe everything about this religion is cool…especially the part about heaven having a beer volcano and stripper factory. Had you read any further into the subject, you too would know this. I actually believe a slow and painful death wouldn’t be too bad; make sharing heaven with His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster all the more worth while.
By the way; it’s religion, not “realigion”
RAmen.
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Bobby, I am so sorry you have to deal with this sort of nonsense from supposed ’sons and daughters of god’. Although I doubt this one in particular aroused any real sense of fear in what some wish to do to you or have done to you, but my guess is there have been a few that truly did bring at least some caution, if not a few sleepless nights. Just wanting to say keep it up, and here’s to hoping your message keeps you from having a ‘real’ job ever again; I wish I were as creative…
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Woah.
Polite, huh?
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Aw bless! Ickle Christy’s formulated her first ad hominen arguement! Give her a lollypop for being such a big brave girl and enjoy the moment. They grow up so fast, soon she’ll be on her first circular argument!
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Hi Christy,
It is hard the laughter I had after reading your post.
Thank you for making my day.
Please keep writing. “Wipes tears”
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I take it that you subscribe to one of the 3 so-called Abrahamic religions of peace ?
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“this may be a free country” implies that you do not realise that you are broadcasting to the world, I live in England, my guess based on your intolerant attitude would be that you live in good ol` USA. Good luck with your worthless “realigion” Christy I`ll suck one for you.
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OMFSM! What a great hate-mail! One of the best EVER!!! Now THIS is why I check the page every day; to find gems like Christy!
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Oh dear, oh dear!!!
Well..that’s about all really
RAmen
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Wow.
That person is really scared. And suffering from a case of fear-generated hate. His/her own personal country is certainly not free.
Needs intensive care, doesn’t know he/she does and probably won’t find it with his/her peers.
Wow and sad!
Michel
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Realigion ? Falsigion ?
RAmen
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Makes me lol every time…
R’amen!
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Another educated commentary by the lowest common denominator.
Get a life – grow up.
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-Christy,
“Blow me tard!” Do you mean, ‘hard’? Do you mean, ‘,(Re)tard’? Either way, I think that’s inviting somebody to sin, which is sinful. Nevermind.
Please read “The Open Letter” and the “About” tab at the top of the page. Learn to spell. Clean-up your mouth (mind).
RAmen
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can you feel the love?
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I wonder what “realigion” you belong to, potty mouth.
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Christy,,,breath and relax,,,you are not suppose to hate and tell us to kill ourselves,,that is a sin, and will cause you to go to hell, and be around demons and devils for all eternity.
If there is a god, he probably won’t have any mercy on you either, because of your bad behavior.
So repent,,and be nice,,,
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Hey Christy, I’m glad that you follow Jesus’ teachings, specifically “love thy brother.”
You embody Christian beliefs quite well.
(Also, didn’t he say something about turning the other cheek when faced with adversity or faced with an enemy? How’s that going for you? ;)
Take care now.
RAmen
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Christy,
It’s nice to know that 8 year olds now have the ability to browse the internet :) It’s always nice to see the young out and about.
Dearest wishes,
Pastafarian Kyle
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Hmm.
Such anger from the enlightened. Odd.
Unless!…Christy is huge and even if she lost a few hundred pounds, her face would still look like it was set on fire and a rugby team stomped it out with their cleats.
Just one theory.
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…dude.
You’re a total dick.
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Now, the name of the person who wrote this post is a very interesting name. A possible definition (in fact, the definition provided at dictionary.com) of the word “dirty” is “soiled with dirt.” I leave it to the reader to imagine what Christy’s name really means.
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Of course it’s not a realigion! I don’t know where you could’ve gotten the idea that FSMism is a realigion.
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Dear Mr Shut the Fuck Up (comment 20,21 and 22)
You have some serious homo erotic thoughts going on in your head. This amount of self denial leads to self loathing, and is making you very unhappy and angry with the world.
I don’t wish to see you unhappy, so rather than getting raped, why not just start out kissing boys, and then let it lead somewhere else, maybe to anal sex.
If you look deep inside yourself, you know that is what you really want. So please stop living this lie, and come out. We unlike your christian friends and church leaders, and most other religious types, will accept you.
Ramen
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Chees us! (Parmesan i like)
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Arrrgh#20, thanks for sharing gawd’s love and compassion. Ye forgot the grog ‘n strippers ‘n be walkin’ the plank matey.
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#44, the nurse lets you use the internet in the asylum?
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Another great exemple of christian love and tolerance.
Do you sometimes think before writing this?Do you think about the image of christianity you give?
I’m really grateful to the FSM for not beeing like you.
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I like the vertical typing. It’s a refreshing change from the usual hoorizontal manifestation of extremely immature words.
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Chrispy: Congratulations! You just made baby Jesus cry.
Somehow I don’t think that those are the words that should be comming out of a proper Christian (or any good persons for that matter) mouth.
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I am ashamed by most of these pastafarians.
NOWHERE in this message does it say this person is Christian. I can’t believe you people are that narrow minded that you can only think hate-mailers are Christian instead of, say, mentally retarded.
Seriously guys, don’t you know what they say about people who assume? That’s right, they become religious.
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Go and do a penance jerk off and stop trying to disprove other people’s beliefs. Assuming you know what a penance is? You should do it’s your religion.
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Now why don’t you try that again, but this time, actually give out some rational, logical arguments rather than just flame bait? Hmmm?
Or are you actually trying to get people to NOT convert to whatever your religion is? Because you’re representing what your belief has to offer… and if that’s what those who follow your belief are like, insane rambling idiots (my imaginary friend is better than YOUR imaginary friend!!!!!)… somehow I DON’T see anyone joining you.
Here’s a hint: if you want people to like you and follow what you believe in: DON’T INSULT THEM.
Make sense? Good.
However, (more likely) I doubt you are STUUUUUUUUUPID enough to actually think insulting us is going to make us convert to whatever it is you follow (you never specified)… so my guess is you are actually anti-Christ/Buddha/Atheism whatever, and pro-FSM… because you posting this has only made people hate you and love FSM more. I hope that’s what you wanted, because god help you if that WASN’T what you wanted.
(I mean… may His Noodliness help you XD)
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“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Ghandi.
Don’t be such an asshole to anyone else you don’t understand. I don’t care if you think it’s ridiculous. I think you’re full of shit too.
Just leave it to yourself. That kind of bigotry was what fueled the Nazis.
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Some of these guys are really funny. I think we have enough material for a comedy sketch show. We could call it Fundy Fun Rants and have it on during the day when everyone is watching Oprah and it will be incomprehensible anyway because it will be one big long bleeping noise. Or we could put it up against reality TV as it is at the same intellectual level. Just a thought.
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