It may be a free country…

It may be a free country but this is fucking retarded! Blow me tard! Were you fucking bored when you made this shit? Drunk maybe? Plese go kill yourself! PLEEAAASEE! FOR GOD SAKE(FUCK THE MONSTER)eat shit dude! The only cool thing is the pirate thing.
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It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! FSM is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
-Christy

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  1. 201 - alisha - Sep 12th, 2009

    Christy,

    “It is hard to descibe my hate to your kind of people! FSM is a hobby and not realigion! I really hope you really suffer a slow and painful death! Thanks dude! Suck one
    -Christy”

    That’s classy, I’m sure your mother would be proud.

    And this kids, is Christianity at its finest.

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  2. 202 - draca - Sep 13th, 2009

    Am I the only one who finds it difficult to control the gag reflex after reading this sort of thing?
    It really makes you wonder what humanity is coming to, when people have the time and desire to post letters like this one on the web.

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  3. 203 - Squeak - Sep 13th, 2009

    HAHAHA! I must say, if this is comment is satire it is hilarious. If it isn’t satire, then that just makes it all the more funny. I honestly have a hard time believing that someone who claims to be a christian could post something like this and actually think they are getting into heaven. Even the bible says not to do shit like this. The more and more I look at christians the less and less I see them actually ‘practicing what the preach’. It’s rather sad really. I’d venture to say that most pastafarians are better at following their ‘religon’ than most christians are. And this, providing it’s someones actual thoughts, only proves it. I really don’t care whether this is fake or not, it made my day either way.

    I love you Christy, Thank you so much for posting this.
    -Squeak

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  4. 204 - Bob - Sep 16th, 2009

    I’m afraid you may be mistaken about the point of the ‘religion’. It was created as a protest against teaching Intelligent Design in Science. Surely you can see that not just one religion should be taught in Science and that they should be taught in RE (Religious Education). Thanks. RAmen

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  5. 205 - Trey - Oct 21st, 2009

    Am I the only one that finds it disturbing that a toster named Christy is telling us to “blow” her? Miss/Mr.(not quite sure what exactly you are at this point) IDiot, swearing only shows us that you dont have enough intellect to carry on a intellegent conversation.

    RAmen!

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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