This whole thing is just fucking insane. First of all learn how to fucking spell! If you going to put flyers or signs up learn how to spell the fucking word midget i mean really. For that matter what the fuck does the poor little midget have to do anything. I’m mean really how stupid can you be and for that matter everyone else who hasnt noticed that.
I’m not a god fearing man for that matter i dont believe in anything. I am all about questioning whats out there. But come on a fucking spaghetti monster. Get a fucking life. Though it is kind of worth it to see bible thumpers all in a hizzy but i just wish it was for something a little more intelligent.
-mark
this whole thing is fucking insane
Published by Bobby Henderson April 8th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 127 Comments
127 Responses to “this whole thing is fucking insane”
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Wow, this guy is an intellectual giant. I’ve had an easier time comprehending English papers written by the 5th graders I teach than I did with this guy.
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Remember kids, if you use profanity it makes your point more valid.
In Love and Pasta,
Pastafarian Taco
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Dude, u r way 2 uptite. I recommend a good bowel cleanse.
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Really? REALLY?
1) If the FSM says it’s midgit, it’s MIDGIT!
2) If you would actually read our Gospel, you would know that the midget was among the first things created by the FSM.
3) “I’m mean”– I agree.
4) Did the Bible-thumpers jump down your throat and rip out your sense of humor along with your brain?
5) “Though it is kind of worth it to see bible thumpers all in a hizzy but i just wish it was for something a little more intelligent.” That’s exactly the point– that a fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster could get them worked up to the point they threaten to hit us with metal pipes (the horror!).
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for that matter.
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First of all, do you think, ‘I’m so angry, I will release that anger by typing swear words’?
Secondly, Its a joke, why do people not understand that. You call others stupid and yet you seem not to notice what is blatant.
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First, learn proper grammar and how to capitalize.
Second, you missed the point. Read the “about” section.
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This is really funny. Person seems to fail to understand the point.
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When one looks at this whole thing objectively, a flying spaghetti monster is no more strange than a deity who is, at the same time, a holy ghost, his own father, and his own son (who dies and is ressurected by himself in a different form). If you want to talk about believability, my money is on the Olympian Gods; cheating, fornicating, backstabbing, jealous, cruel, and vain individuals, the lot of ‘em. Just like humans, really. So when debating Gods and religion, let’s just leave logic and reality out of it, religion is just like good fiction, and depends on the willing suspension of disbelief.
May His Noodliness be with you. rAmen.
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please expand your cussing vocabulary BEYOND fuck. there are better swears.
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Something a little more intelligent? What could be more intelligent than a satire of organized religion? Apparently you’re not intelligent enough to get a kick out of it. Being the “open-minded” person you claim yourself to be, I would have hoped that you’d have enough brains to support the FSM and laugh at all the other bible-thumpers who don’t get the joke. Oh well.
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Wow, I think your hiney hairs are wound a little tight…
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mate im 14 and i have better grammar than you, and I’m in bottom set english. What I’m mean is that you are way more retarded than him you hypocrite.
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?? How can this ‘whole thing be fucking insane’??? We’re talking about religion.
Oh, I guess that anyone who talks about a religion you don’t agree with is labeled ‘fucking insane”.
WOOW, and does MARK like to curse!!
He may not be a ‘god fearing man’ but he is certainly a “satirical fearing man”
File Mark under “Unconvertable, missed the point by a mile”
Please do not email him or visit his house. Please focus your efforts on the conversion of the homeless, the limbless, and the war-torn, the terminally ill, the oppressed, the gay, the poor, the rape victims, and all others left out of the “Jesus Loves You” circle.
With warm wishes for vitriolic sardonicism and a tasty garlic butter sauce,
-TooferMan
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“But come on a fucking spaghetti monster.”
??!?
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I thought so too (i.e. too ridiculous), but then when you think about it the sheer ridiculousness of the FSM is precisely why it’s so effective. A giant fairy, say, wouldn’t hammer home the point nearly so well. It really is no less stupid than the zombie-Jew thing, and besides…pirates!
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Yes, Mark – we can tell you don’t believe in anything. Especially satire and punctuation. Try some commas, question marks or apostrophes, why dontcha? Then try reading the “about” tab to see if you get it.
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Learn to spell?
Learn to utilize commas, dickhead.
Ramen.
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Please don’t complain about someone’s spelling and then misspell about 5 words in your post (and don’t get me started on your grammar). It really makes you sound like an idiot.
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satire is your friend
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Dude just chillax if you would have read the website I’m shore you wouldn’t be such a jerk.
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I’m not going to learn how to spell midget until you learn where to put proper punctuation in your questions.
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That is a REALLY offensive comment to Frodo’s everywhere!!!
I just hope your shins get badly bruised because of that!!!
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If you want people to learn how to spell, perhaps you should learn how to capitolize (I, Bible) and use proper punctuation. Also, some better language might make people listen to you, if your constantly saying “f**k” people get offended and stop listening.
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These are my favorites. They don’t even believe in a god, and they still are so stupid, that they miss the point. I love it!
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Get a fucking clue, mental MIDGET… or you can get a shotgun, put it to your skull…
Atheists that don’t have a clue are the worst kind. Please go join the ranks of Christianity again. Please.
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Whoever doesn’t see the fun in midgets deserves to get brutally raped and killed.
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