I was in Barnes & Noble the other day about to buy a Bible when I pulled out a $20 bill and was amazed to see that His Noodliness had revealed himself to me. I have since converted to Pastafarianism, which is clearly the much tastier alternative to Christianity.
-Morgan
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PastaFaZoo -
Apr 6th, 2009
How much to Bibles cost anyway? Act now! Your immortal soul saved for just 19.99!!
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Aesi -
Apr 6th, 2009
Welcome to the mad house! The bar’s over there, grog’s on me and watch the parrots.
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brian -
Apr 6th, 2009
Sauce be with you.
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Zinc Alloy -
Apr 6th, 2009
In FSM we trust.
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Steven -
Apr 6th, 2009
I’ve been writing been crossing out the blasphemous three letter word on my US currency and writing the true deities name above it for some time now. I wonder if that is one of mine. ^_^
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ex-Possible Convert -
Apr 6th, 2009
Does this miracle mean that the Flying Spaghetti Monster supports President Obama?
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Arg Sayer -
Apr 7th, 2009
It be illegal to deface (or, in this case, correct) legal tender. FSM be a rebel! Arg.
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Doctor of Pastdivinity -
Apr 7th, 2009
One of the most pressing problems of to-day economics is that the US dollar is not sufficiently backed. I do not know if it was Eisenhower or Nixon who replace GOLD by GOD as a backing system of the dollar. Nowadays, partly thanks to Steven, we can trust in a dollar fully backed by Our Noodly Saviour.
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Saladcream -
Apr 7th, 2009
I do that to allll my £20 notes!
In fact I do that to all my £5 and £10 notes as well
I’ve never seen a £50 note though?:(
I’m poor
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Igor L -
Apr 11th, 2009
OMG… STOP GIVING ME IDEA”S STOP NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
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bob saggot -
Apr 12th, 2009
We think that this is hilarious. In FSM we trust.
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Sgt_Schulz -
Apr 14th, 2009
The Gold standard did not work & was abandoned, Silver certificates, well they did ok for a while and then were abandoned , a PASTA backed currency on the other hand…….
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Yumyum D. -
Apr 15th, 2009
U ppl really need to get a lyfe *im aware of tha spelling. Thats how i feel lyke writing*
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How much to Bibles cost anyway? Act now! Your immortal soul saved for just 19.99!!
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Welcome to the mad house! The bar’s over there, grog’s on me and watch the parrots.
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Sauce be with you.
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In FSM we trust.
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I’ve been writing been crossing out the blasphemous three letter word on my US currency and writing the true deities name above it for some time now. I wonder if that is one of mine. ^_^
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Does this miracle mean that the Flying Spaghetti Monster supports President Obama?
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It be illegal to deface (or, in this case, correct) legal tender. FSM be a rebel! Arg.
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One of the most pressing problems of to-day economics is that the US dollar is not sufficiently backed. I do not know if it was Eisenhower or Nixon who replace GOLD by GOD as a backing system of the dollar. Nowadays, partly thanks to Steven, we can trust in a dollar fully backed by Our Noodly Saviour.
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I do that to allll my £20 notes!
In fact I do that to all my £5 and £10 notes as well
I’ve never seen a £50 note though?:(
I’m poor
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OMG… STOP GIVING ME IDEA”S STOP NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
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We think that this is hilarious. In FSM we trust.
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The Gold standard did not work & was abandoned, Silver certificates, well they did ok for a while and then were abandoned , a PASTA backed currency on the other hand…….
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U ppl really need to get a lyfe *im aware of tha spelling. Thats how i feel lyke writing*
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i drew that lol, i do it to all my moneys
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