20 dollar bill

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I was in Barnes & Noble the other day about to buy a Bible when I pulled out a $20 bill and was amazed to see that His Noodliness had revealed himself to me. I have since converted to Pastafarianism, which is clearly the much tastier alternative to Christianity.

-Morgan

14 Responses to “20 dollar bill”
  1. 1 - PastaFaZoo - Apr 6th, 2009

    How much to Bibles cost anyway? Act now! Your immortal soul saved for just 19.99!!

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  2. 2 - Aesi - Apr 6th, 2009

    Welcome to the mad house! The bar’s over there, grog’s on me and watch the parrots.

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  3. 3 - brian - Apr 6th, 2009

    Sauce be with you.

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  4. 4 - Zinc Alloy - Apr 6th, 2009

    In FSM we trust.

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  5. 5 - Steven - Apr 6th, 2009

    I’ve been writing been crossing out the blasphemous three letter word on my US currency and writing the true deities name above it for some time now. I wonder if that is one of mine. ^_^

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  6. 6 - ex-Possible Convert - Apr 6th, 2009

    Does this miracle mean that the Flying Spaghetti Monster supports President Obama?

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  7. 7 - Arg Sayer - Apr 7th, 2009

    It be illegal to deface (or, in this case, correct) legal tender. FSM be a rebel! Arg.

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  8. 8 - Doctor of Pastdivinity - Apr 7th, 2009

    One of the most pressing problems of to-day economics is that the US dollar is not sufficiently backed. I do not know if it was Eisenhower or Nixon who replace GOLD by GOD as a backing system of the dollar. Nowadays, partly thanks to Steven, we can trust in a dollar fully backed by Our Noodly Saviour.

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  9. 9 - Saladcream - Apr 7th, 2009

    I do that to allll my £20 notes!
    In fact I do that to all my £5 and £10 notes as well
    I’ve never seen a £50 note though?:(
    I’m poor

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  10. 10 - Igor L - Apr 11th, 2009

    OMG… STOP GIVING ME IDEA”S STOP NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

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  11. 11 - bob saggot - Apr 12th, 2009

    We think that this is hilarious. In FSM we trust.

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  12. 12 - Sgt_Schulz - Apr 14th, 2009

    The Gold standard did not work & was abandoned, Silver certificates, well they did ok for a while and then were abandoned , a PASTA backed currency on the other hand…….

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  13. 13 - Yumyum D. - Apr 15th, 2009

    U ppl really need to get a lyfe *im aware of tha spelling. Thats how i feel lyke writing*

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  14. 14 - robert - Apr 16th, 2009

    i drew that lol, i do it to all my moneys

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