What a great way to invest your time and I really appreciate your sense of humor. Sadly, there is a human emotion, or response called “regret.” For example, a drunk driver wakes up in a jail cell with no memory of the night before. He is walked over in hand cuffs to a “service window” and told he is being booked or vehicular man slaughter. It turns out he ran a red light, struck a SUV with a family of 5, killing 2 children under the age of 5.
The joy you receive running this web site is probably pretty big. I’m sure you love the ignorant hate mail you receive or the attention from other joy seeking worldly people.
My question to you is, do you consider yourself a good person? On the day of judgment when you’re standing in front of a Holy and righteous God, how will you fare? What kind of remorse do you think you, and others you may be leading away from God will feel when they are turn away from the gates of Heaven and cast in to the pits of Hell for not repenting for the Sin we are all guilty for? You have you ever lied, stolen or committed adultery within your heart?
I don’t honestly believe that you’re going to reply with some miracle response that says “yes, you’re right I will repent and follow Jesus.” Do yourself a favor. Do some research and really consider what you’re basing the fate and existence of your eternal soul on. If you decide to follow your current path, good luck friend. If you find yourself with even the slightest doubt of the certainty of your eternal soul then I suggest you pick up your Bible, read it and do what it says.
God Bless,
Nick
Good fun, at what cost?
Published by Bobby Henderson April 4th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 253 Comments
253 Responses to “Good fun, at what cost?”
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Sorry for the double post. By “this religion”, I ment Pastafarianism.
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“”"I’m sure you love the ignorant hate mail you receive or the attention from other joy seeking worldly people.”"”
I’d rather associate with worldly people than people tripping in the clouds… eventually you will fall and make a crater in the earth that us “worldy” people occupy. Such reckless endangerment.
“”"My question to you is, do you consider yourself a good person? On the day of judgment when you’re standing in front of a Holy and righteous God, how will you fare?”"”
Soo many problems with this statement.
1.) Yes, I am not only good, I am quite badass. RAmen!
2.) Your God is neither Holy, Righteous, or even real:
No proof. I mean REAL proof, not the fucking bible.
Crusades.
Dark ages.
Medieval period.
Inquisition.
Slaughter of countless people in the bible.
Commands to murder people that now-days you would think twice about (least I hope you would)
Contradictions.
Double standards.
Slavery, child abuse.
Racism, sexism, homophobia, dictatorial standards.
Negative view of everything human.
Sloppy pseudo-science: pi = 3, flat earth, earth is center of universe, dragons, unicorns, etc…
Non-sense BS that can’t have any interpretation because it is too retarded.
prayer does everything, but nothing, but everything, BUT NOTHING!
Jesus and his childish, malicious attitude (Jesus kills a fig tree because it didn’t bear fruit OUT OF SEASON, stealing colts, slaughtering someone else’s pigs for no reason, etc…)
Jealous, homicidal, genocidal GOD.
ETCETERA!!!!!!!
“”"What kind of remorse do you think you, and others you may be leading away from God will feel when they are turn away from the gates of Heaven and cast in to the pits of Hell for not repenting for the Sin we are all guilty for?”"”
No remorse whatsoever. I am leading them to salvation and the most tasty spaghetti they have ever eaten, with sauce that flows like wine and tender meatballs that are seasoned to THEIR taste – NOT what they are told to like – unlike YOUR God.
The only sin in FSM’s eyes is not liking spaghetti.
“”"I don’t honestly believe that you’re going to reply with some miracle response that says “yes, you’re right I will repent and follow Jesus.””"”
That isn’t a miracle, it’s a travesty.
“”"If you decide to follow your current path, good luck friend.”"”
Good luck in your path with your homicidal, genocidal, sexist, hateful, jealous, FAKE God.
“”"If you find yourself with even the slightest doubt of the certainty of your eternal soul then I suggest you pick up your Bible, read it and do what it says.”"”
I don’t have doubt NOR a bible. I used it all for toilet paper. I smoked up much of Genesis, until I realized that the book was better for shit tickets than rolling paper.
“”"God Bless,”"”
No thanks. Had enough bullshit already.
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Umm, excuse me, but you need to get your facts straight.
Pastafarians are not killing or hurting anyone, the entire cause was to make a religion that can’t be used as an excuse to start wars. And you also can’t prove that pastafarians steal, lie, or commit adultery more than any other religion.
In Christianity, all those who don’t believe what you do will be tortured for the rest of eternity. Several innocent people were burned at the stake for being accused of “witchcraft”
In Mormonism, a man may have multiple wives and rape his own daughters to impregnate them and it’s considered god’s bestowed duty to a man.
In Catholicism, Everyone goes to hell if they don’t confess their sins every single day, being born is considered a sin, and don’t even THINK about questioning what the priest is saying. But it’s perfectly ok for him to rape a choir boy or two. Any form of sexual indulgence (pornography, masturbation, etc.) is sinful if you are not married.
And what does the bible say we should do? Are we supposed to bow down and kiss your ass? I think not.
Other religions hurt people a hell of a lot more than we do, how dare you compare us to them. I hope you wake up one day and learn a bit more about what you believe in.
FUCK. YOU.
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