As a fairly fresh pastafarian i recently was blessed by his noodly precense when making plans for midsummer celebration.
In sweden we’ve had a pagan summer solstice celebration since at least the 13′th century, dancing around a flower covered installation.
And mark my word, i was astonished when i saw the resemblance to the holy carbohydrate-creator.
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Archive for April, 2009
Ancient FSM worshipping in sweden
Published by Bobby Henderson April 30th, 2009 in General FSM news, evidence and sightings. 11 Commentspromised land
Published by Bobby Henderson April 29th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 27 CommentsFinland is the promised land for followers of the FSM
-Lari
First communion
Published by Bobby Henderson April 28th, 2009 in General FSM news and food. 16 CommentsThis is the cake that we made for our son’s first communion. Yes, you read that right – first communion – it’s a long and complicated story of cultures and families. How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was [...]
Mercury arc rectifier
Published by Bobby Henderson April 27th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 12 CommentsDiscovered likeness of his noodleness in a Type 80 Radar Modulator, this is a mercury arc rectifier AKA a Mekon.
-Pastafarian Kevin
look what i found
Published by Bobby Henderson April 24th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 77 CommentsI found *the* original drawing. It was in a box in my car, where I keep all my most important things. The Smithsonian people should put this up somewhere, am I right? How do we make that happen, internet?
*Update* They don’t want it. Here’s what they said:
The Smithsonian Institution is [...]
h-a-t-e
Published by Bobby Henderson April 24th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 181 CommentsHello…Bobby,
I am a 11 year old who accidently found your website. I can’t bellieve why you would do that. I really don’t like you. My younger brother almost found your site, I h-a-t-e you.
-Rachel
Popcorn FSM
Published by Bobby Henderson April 22nd, 2009 in General FSM news, food and sightings. 14 CommentsI have converted to Pastafarianism, after I found that the Flying spaghetti monster had honoured me with his presence and touched my popcorn with his noodly appendages!
-Pastafarian Emma
Leeds, U.K.
hot glass sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson April 18th, 2009 in General FSM news, arts and crafts and sightings. 4 Comments Spotted at the International Hot Glass Invitational 2009
His Noodly Appendage can also manipulate molten glass into graven/delightful images of Himself.
-Pastafarian Brian
ice fsm sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson April 17th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 6 CommentsPastafarian Larry spotted this manifestation of the FSM in Canada.
mystery snow print
Published by Bobby Henderson April 17th, 2009 in General FSM news and evidence. 9 CommentsThis imprint was found today on a snowy field in Orivesi, Finland. People are trying to figure out what made this kind or prints in the snow. Some are guessing it was a meteorite, others think it was just caused by melting water. But we know the truth, right?
Pastafarian anni,
Finland
Clothing shop sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson April 15th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 2 CommentsFSM, with ample noodley appendages, spotted blessing fashionistas at a clothing shop on Queen’s Row, Bristol, England on Monday 13th April 2009.
-Pastafarian Tom
Here’s a picture of my Buddha t-shirt. HIS noodly appendages are manifest and evident.
Pastafarian Dom
How can you know God is a FSM
Published by Bobby Henderson April 15th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 406 CommentsHow can you know that God is a F.S.M. if he is invisible? If he is invisible how can you see him?
What is said on this website, in your books and amongst yourselves doesn’t change what the Bible and the real word of God says. Gods word is like gravity, just because people don’t believe [...]
It may be a free country…
Published by Bobby Henderson April 14th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 205 CommentsIt may be a free country but this is fucking retarded! Blow me tard! Were you fucking bored when you made this shit? Drunk maybe? Plese go kill yourself! PLEEAAASEE! FOR GOD SAKE(FUCK THE MONSTER)eat shit dude! The only cool thing is the pirate thing.
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chalk drawing
Published by Bobby Henderson April 13th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 0 CommentsHis Noodley Appendage even came to me when I was drawing with some kids on the street!
-Samantha
four and a half
Published by Bobby Henderson April 13th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 17 CommentsMy 4-year-old son, Chase, drew his interpretation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
~cheers, Wendy
Norco, CA
fsm embroidery
Published by Bobby Henderson April 9th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 10 CommentsTouched by his Noodly Appendage, I was inspired and made a couple of designs. One is on fabric canvas and the rest are on plastic canvas to be used as drink coasters.
RAmen,
Pastafarian Gratch.
this whole thing is fucking insane
Published by Bobby Henderson April 8th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 125 CommentsThis whole thing is just fucking insane. First of all learn how to fucking spell! If you going to put flyers or signs up learn how to spell the fucking word midget i mean really. For that matter what the fuck does the poor little midget have to do anything. I’m mean really how stupid [...]
We made a template and Phil painted up the spare tyre cover – I couldn’t find anything on the market that suited, but this looks the biz.
Pastafarian Kerry.
Auckland,
New Zealand.
touched office plant
Published by Bobby Henderson April 7th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 11 CommentsI left the office for the weekend and forgot to water my plant. When I arrived on Monday, I saw the Great Noodly One had bestowed his presence upon me.
-eo
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