well you really have people fooled

Published March 31st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!

you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?

i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!

Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.

heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass

–F



266 Responses to “well you really have people fooled”

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  1. Bethany Kubary says:

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  2. James says:

    “Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes. [sic]”

    Frighteningly enough, this homicidal-monster-Jesus view has been confirmed by that beacon of theology and wisdom…Saturday Night Live…in the Quentin Tarantino Director’s Cut of DJESUS UNCHAINED trailer…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2pK60VlnJ8

    • James says:

      Oops… *”DJESUS UNCROSSED”

  3. Tyson says:

    Constipated?!

  4. Bob says:

    What a convincing and educated response!

    Jesus will not have mercy on us…seems appropriate, given that people like you believe in a barbaric book that condones everything we see as disgusting, immoral, and illegal in our modern society (a society which you and your religious cohorts are not helping to improve).

    Ad hominem is not an effective debate strategy, by the way. You seem to be trying to convince us to espouse your weak religion using weaker techniques (and juvenile puns and insults).

    We do not have commandments, we have “I’d really rather you didn’ts”. In any case, the requests made by our benevolent deity are more useful (Thou shalt not cook a baby goat in his mother’s milk) and respectful of human life, human nature, and people who do not share our beliefs that the orders of your sadistic, petty God.

    FSM FTW.

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