well you really have people fooled

Published March 31st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!

you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?

i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!

Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.

heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass

–F



266 Responses to “well you really have people fooled”

  1. galderon says:

    Thanks for the Christian love, brother.

  2. Great Caesars Ghost says:

    Warrior Jesus declares war!

  3. Lyvvie says:

    And also with you.

  4. tim says:

    Holy moley, do you pray to your suspiciously quiet god with that mouth?

  5. StJason says:

    Capitalization (or lack thereof)… check.
    Vulgarity… check.
    Gay sex references… checkeroonie.
    Misspellings… oh sweet Spaghetti Monster, check.
    l33t-speak… oddly, no.

    Overall rating: Troll. But at least a mildly amusing one.
    Recommendations: Immediate mocking followed by catapulting into a volcano.

  6. Marnie says:

    Um, how do constipated jackasses burn? Are constipated people damned to hell? Where is that in the bible?

  7. Ack says:

    Way to stay classy! and do any other members here notice that it’s always the Christians that don’t get what we are doing? Is there a lack of education or deductive reasoning that makes them fail to grasp the significance?

    Yaaaarrrr!

  8. daqq says:

    It’s fake. Must be. No one can be such a moron.

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