well you really have people fooled

Published March 31st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!

you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?

i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!

Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.

heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass

–F



266 Responses to “well you really have people fooled”

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  1. Giraffe says:

    How very mature you are!

    1. i will be a fucker every day
    Cant help it, I’m just such a badboy.

    2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
    Damn, I better break up right now!

    3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
    Just as useless as every single christian picture ever painted. And you know what that picture originally is, right? A naked man being touched by a fictional character, who you call your god..

    4. do my self
    Who doesn’t?

    5. worship noodles
    Nothing wrong with that, they’re freaking delicious dude!

    6. fill kids mind with shit
    Every religion does that ;)

    7. blow off christians
    I respect them, as long as they respect me and doesn’t speak words of crappyness and lies.

    8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass
    If hell did excist, I most certainly would. Just too bad it doesnt :)

    Since you swear and judge others, you’ll be going to hell too, if hell really does excist.. We can burn there together! It’ll be awesome! Cya there.

    -RAmen

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA says:

    To, -F

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I really think that you have the right idea. Le’ts all be angry and use lots of profanity!! That will definatly make the people with whom we disagree come around. And if we spell everything we type incorrectly, then it will make people think that we are just an average guy! This was a brilliantly concieved arguement.
    Please, please stop talking. There is absolutely no reason for you to ever have another thought, and DEFINATLY no need to share said thought if you can’t keep it down.

    Stop being an ignorant bastard,
    An adoring fan

  3. Syldoran says:

    Hm. You know, I wonder why people confuse us with Satanists.

    Satanists worship Satan.

    The glorious ones known as Pastafarians praise the FSM in all his noodly wonder.

    Satan =/= FSM.

    Then again, this kid is clearly lacking intelligence. Notice how he thinks he’s being funny–”*blank* or, should I say “*blank*?” is a horrible comeback and should only be reserved for those old movies that nobody likes anymore.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Ok, dude, chill out.

    If you actually studied your OWN religion, you would know that it doesn’t promote this crap. Study your religion. REALLY study your religion, and then reread this and see what you did. Because telling others what to beleive is infringing upon their own right to oppinion. EVERYONE has this right, even though people don’t like to admit it.

    Sigh….

    History is fun because you can learn that Jesus was a Rabbi, who’s main goal seemed more along the lines of creating reform Judaism.

    So I think that if you ACTUALLY beleive that God would punish people for beleiving what they want, then you are really hypocritical.

    Just remember:

    The internet is the product of those who wanted a good way to spread information. The sites on the interent are a product of people who wanted to exercise their right to freedom of the press.

    You can’t take that away, so yes, you do have the right to say/think that.

    Doesn’t mean people will like you for it.

  5. Trey says:

    lol oh man! why is it that everytime an IDiot makes a comment they contradict themselves? “go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!” – isn’t sex before your married forbidden in your religion? “you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too?”- why is it that when someones religious views are different than yours you quickly pass it off as Satan worshipping or that Satan influencing us to destroy the minds of children? i think there is no greater evil in this world than organized religion personally. where does the church get off telling people they have to give 10 percent of their lives earnings to god? he is an all powerful GOD, what does he need money for? hippocritical priests preaching compassion and tollerance for others and their beliefs and all these good morals, then once behind closed doors they fondle little helpless kids and steal money from the very people who believe in their drabble.
    in all honesty i find it really sad that 98 percent of us Pastafarians know more about your religion than you do. i suggest you take a good look at your religion you defend so diligently and ask yourself if its right for you, because clearly you dont practice what you preach. i would go into how stupid you are for not knowing what that “useless picture” is, but i feel that my fellow FSM lovers have already schooled you on that subject.

    P.s. nice vocab, im guessing you only know 150-200 words tops. get that G.E.D. son!
    <3Trey

  6. Danneh says:

    well you really have people fooled fucker, er. i mean, fucknugget, errr….F!

    you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down churches too? does F mean “fuckhead” in “christiwhinity” or i mean “christianity”?

    i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “christ” and “god.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your invisible sky magician!

    FSM will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.

    heres the real 8 commandments of “christians”
    1. i will be a fucker every day
    2. i will stay single until i am laid by the invisible sky magician
    3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by an invisible sky magician.
    4. do my self
    5. worship an invisible sky magician
    6. fill kids mind with shit
    7. blow off pastafarians
    8. most important! burn in the microwave like a bad bowl of pasta

    -D

  7. tim says:

    i didn’t know a constipated jackass burns better than any other. One learns here each single day

  8. the_gardener says:

    heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
    1. i will be a fucker every day
    2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
    3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
    4. do my self
    5. worship noodles
    6. fill kids mind with shit
    7. blow off christians
    8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass

    1. i really try to be a fucker everyday
    2. that probably goes back to you ( i really can get laid . with women . no marriage included and no pastor included )
    4.do my self?? how?
    5. worship noodles ( ok now, this is absurd, it is bad to worship noodles but is ok to worship a guy on a stick?? )
    6. fill kids mind with shit HaaaXAXAXAXXHAHAHmpoooouuuuUUUUUUAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAHA
    7. blow off Christians ( sure . you must be getting blown all the time. What a man!! )
    8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass (if there is really a hell I’m sure there will be very interesting people there .Alexander the great , hookers ,gamblers ,king Leonidas with his 300 men, lesbians, the most of scientists and philosophers, priests, you and everyone before the year 0 )

    but that is not the point i really wanna make, my point is your ignorance ,

    -3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.

    how stupid can u be . have you ever heard of Michelangelo? if not you should really kill your self now. if you ask an 8 year old kid about this he/she most likely know its some great painting of a great person. in a wonderful building in Vatican named Cappella Sistina ,Michelangelo drew his ass out in some wonderfull paintings 500 years ago, even if the theme is religious it is recognized around the globe as a masterpiece. especially that naked dude. the name of the painting is Creation of Adam.

    - i think the alternative way is better though.
    - sorry for my bad english,
    - rAMEN!

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