well you really have people fooled

Published March 31st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!

you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?

i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!

Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.

heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass

–F



266 Responses to “well you really have people fooled”

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  1. Jonesy says:

    Hahahahaha. All I can say is that I hope the “F” he signed his name with stands for Fatface.
    But really though! So much anger!

  2. jordan says:

    im 14 and go to christian school ive had teachers say actually all sins are the same ive herd all this bull shit about how you will burn in hell as well i now know by the ignorance of the “christains” at my school that god is not real they will rant about other religions but once somthing touchy about their god comes up they go ballistick message to all of you GROW UP

  3. jordan says:

    one more thing im 14 im pretty smart sir but how do you burn in hell and stay on earth during the apocolypse at the same time? im pree sure u can only be at one place at one time

  4. Kyle Eng says:

    Hate mongering us absurd, and stating that your god will have no mercy is a might strange a mortal dictating what an immortal/all powerful (not t mention the god of love and forgiveness, I remember reading that somewhere between genesis and revelations) but all in all FSM is what it is, an example a supremely good example of if christian beliefs must be favored over those of the pagans (Me) or the Jediist, then why not FSM?

    OH and just for fun Christmas that wonderful holiday is a pagan Holiday also known as winter solstice

    ‘Ta

    Malak (its arabic for angel)

  5. CauseI'mwithJames says:

    ZOMFG, filling kids’ minds with shit… and what makes the other stuff not shit?
    BIBLE- Because I Believe Literally Everything

  6. Taoist Jeff says:

    Hey F!
    You do realize that that ‘Useless picture of naked men being touched by hunk of pasta’ is really ‘The Creation Of Adam’ which was painted micalanglo(hardly a ‘pussyfarin fucker’), and it really shows your god in the place of the fsm, right?

    We just kinda photoshopped His Noodleness in there.

    so before you bashing people becouse the don’t belive the same stuff as you, you might want to learn enough not to call the man behind one of the most famous paintings in all of history the useless scripplings of a jack-off, cus that just makes you look, well, like a jack-off.

    I hope you will someday you’ll find inner peace with yourself

    FSM bless

  7. wolf-hammer says:

    whats all this focus on getting laid, i mean it’s really not that hard.
    your mom was quite willing after i drugged her with the pills..
    oops maybe i should have left that part out
    *tee hee

  8. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    BOBBY has people fooled?? By insisting science stick to facts?
    If you want to really find out who’s selling a bill of goods, try to verify some of the facts in
    the BuyBull, F. You’ll see it’s the Greatest Story Ever Sold.

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