really?

Published March 27th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

is the church a joke? i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?? no offense, but what kind of a god is that? and he has bigger balls than our god?? …
-cassie



114 Responses to “really?”

  1. Jerry Falwell says:

    That’s right, Cassie. Come on over, I’ll show you some big balls.

  2. Reverend James/UCTAA says:

    Cassie,
    I’m sorry that the FSM doesn’t have as much credibility as does your invisible, adulterous, virgin-rapist god.

  3. readthesite says:

    before you start sending in hate mail, please read what the website is about. yes, THE WHOLE POINT of this site is to create a FAKE religion in which no one truly believes. personally, i am not sure how i feel about religion, but i believe that when we try to teach things in a science class for which there is no scientific backing, people are entitled to be frustrated. this website is an outlet for that frustration by showing trying to show a hugely ridiculous exaggeration of what teaching bible in a non-religious school’s science class is like. so i’m not going to go ape on you, but please try to understand what you’re hating on before you do it publicly.

  4. Logan says:

    You’re just jealous of our god’s sexual potency….

  5. Rowan says:

    Our god doesn’t have balls, he has meatballs. But still, his meatballs are bigger.

    • Ritchi says:

      yes, our god has balls of meat, theirs has balls of plastic

  6. Mr Cooper (all hail FSM) says:

    “what kind of god is that” the best kind, the one that exists!

  7. FriggenDane says:

    Believe what you want, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster would never kill his own noodly offspring.

  8. daniel says:

    we love FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.

    another idiot that got fooled e_e

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