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FSM got me off work

Published March 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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So I was having a terrible day at work, more for personal reasons than the job itself, but I was, when the boss walks in and ask: “Would you mind finnishing early, I could do with getting off and would like to lock up”. I’m sure you’ll agree this does not even qualify as a question. Anyway, feeling alot happier I headed home and when I got back turned to open my car door and get out; when I spotted a smudge on my window that nothing could have possibly prepared me for. I believe it obvious that not only is this undeniable proof of the Flying spaghetti monsters existance, but also that he came to me this afternoon and through divine intervention, aided me in my time of need.

My apologies for the low quality of the photograph I took, however I had only a camera phone to hand, and did not believe his noodelyness would wish to linger too long as I’m sure he is a very busy deity. Anyway, It is my hope that through this sighting, at least a few more of his children who are still ignorant of his being are able to see the truth, and they themselves come to believe.

Yours in all good faith and meatballs

-Pastafarian John



17 Responses to “FSM got me off work”

  1. Gorilla The Hun says:

    Perhaps he’ll grace an english muffin for me?

  2. Princess Psycho says:

    Well the FSM keeps brushing small blue lizards onto me, people just wish they could have that.

  3. Globally Warm Pirate Gal says:

    Naysayers would call it a handprint smudge. Only those followers that have been granted their prophetic powers through divine, noodly intervention, can see the truth of this revelation. Thanks for sharing it with us other followers.

  4. Gay Catholic Rainforest Alliance says:

    Well there you go. A meatball blessing.

    Why are the Italians the happiest people in the world? BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE FRUIT* OF OUR DIVINE AND BENEVOLENT FATHER. FACT. GODDAMN FACT.

    *Well, not fruit, but, you know, similar stuff…

  5. Jamie says:

    I like how the radiating yellow line show how the FSM is suddenly revealed!

  6. Kennyftwxd says:

    I love how you hid the number plate.
    Ramen!

  7. Brooke Morris says:

    camera phones are very convenient coz they can take picture and calls at the same time.:;

  8. Anxiety and Depression  says:

    camera phones are very popular coz everyon likes to take pictures.-;

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