well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!
you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?
i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!
Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.
heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass–F
well you really have people fooled
Published by Bobby Henderson March 31st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 231 Comments
231 Responses to “well you really have people fooled”
wtf who who would send hatemail about fsm? losers
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Seriously, I’m in 7th grade and my grammar usage far surpasses your own. It’s really not that difficult to pay attention in 3rd grade reading. If you want anyone to ever take you seriously you may want to consider learning to use grammar.
-R
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To #56: the answer is yes, it is a joke. And the joke is on YOU. Keep worshiping your bronze age myth, I am sure that makes more sense than pasta.
To #57: This religion does not threaten people that they will be thrown into flames like withered branches for mere thought crimes.
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“you are obviously a satan” there’s more than one? That kinda goes against christianity.
“do you burn down noodle restruants too?” No, we’re pastafarians and noodle restraunts are imprtant institutions.
“you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn”" yeah, all following in the same vein as Bertrand Russel (genious!) with Russel’s teapot.
Grow a brain, look at what you’ve said and then crawl in the corner and cry.
FSM bless!
Anon
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I can’t seem to weed my way through all the misspelled jibberish to understand the message this person is trying to get across!
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Well that’s not very Christian of you! Seriously though, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more hypocritical remark. YOU need to read the bible, man. I do believe there’s something in there about loving thy neighbor… and I feel like swearing at them and telling them to f*** themselves isn’t what Jesus had in mind.
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In reference to #3 of our supposed commandment… who painted the original picture?? Who was in place before His Noodliness magically claimed the position? You must’ve loved some naked man on man action in a cathedral to get so offended about the picture. Moron.
I’m sure your bearded man in the clouds would appreciate your usage of naughty language and clear expression of #1-ism. Hell, he may have gotten a kick out of it, considering (from what I’ve heard from religious nuts) God placed the dinosaur bones to test our faith. He’s a tricky one, that God. What a jerk. If he’s not… then enjoy #8-ing, you hypocrytical whiner. You were most likely #4-ing yourself while typing your hate mail in hopes that #2 will come soon.
It’s a shame that my state had just passed the ridiculous law to teach your garbage in our schools. By doing that will forcibly promote #6 and #7 on all of our children. Help save Texas from becoming doomed!!
I’m going back to #5-ing now. *Nom nom nom*
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“Paint useless pictures of naked men…” IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I mean… ROFL brilliant!!! It denotes (lack of) understanding on so many levels that I can’t even begin to describe them.
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Wow i have a special certain hate but it is not for the founders of FSM… it’s for the assholes who feel they are greater than the rest of the world like this asshole. I personally like that FSM exists, i also appreciate freedom of religion and fuck anyone that attempts to strip fellow mankind of that right.
with much love,
Jonny
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I think Michelangelo will disagree with number 3.
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ohh ya well your going to hell becuze you know swear words. and if you ever find time in your biziy scwal of crsing out other thots plez read the eate id rather you didnts thar ALOT niesr than the 10 comndments 1 belv in me or ill fuckn pop a cap in yo ass 2 be a dick to eny one who dosent think like you 3 torment gays 4 wach the 700 club biy it biy it 5 no killn eny one eksp in wars to make me more im portant 6 no rapen enless thay thik difitly 7 dont make fun of the ten comand mets 8 even if not sead in here its alwas a sin 9 other relgons never are rite 10 IM JEST AS LIKLY AS A FUCKN SPGITI MONSTER
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Dear -F,
You should be aware that a wacko has stolen your name and is sending moronic e-mails with it.
Thought you should know.
RAmen
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WWJD? I would think Jesus would be horrified to think this kind of person was claiming to be one of his followers. Thank FSM I’m not a christian and associated with the likes of “F”!
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@#94 Rachel Says:
“You can be charged with dibesia (You made something so people wouldn’t like it) I have showed it to Judge Creg Avina, and he would like to make a trial.”
dibesia???
Which country are you in Rachel?
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there is no sin in for believing in what ever you want to believe.
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Whoever wrote this “well you really have people fooled” article: Really dude? This sounds like something that an angry fourth grader would write. Really. You are making a fool of yourself and you look very dumb. Your mocks of the Eight “I’d really rather you didn’ts” sounds so rediculous. “…constipated jackass” “Do my self” “…be a fucker everyday” This sounds like something that a nine year old would say in a very high pitch voice thinking that they could gain respect from others by sounding cool by swearing but really you don’t know what the words mean, nor how to use them in a sentence correctly. People can believe (or not believe) anything they choose to. Believe whatever you want to dude but you really sound dumb and look rediculous trying to make fun of people for not believing in your almighty control freak, God.
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Just once…just once…I would like to see some hate mail with a little thought behind it.
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sounds like someone hasnt had his spaghetti today or seriosly needs laid sam concernd fsm worshiper
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Potty-mouth! Fill with noodly goodness and chew chew!!
RAmen
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I’m not a fucker :(
Oh wait…
Nope still nothing
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hahahahhahahahahaahhahahahah this “fool” has some real issues. and atleast we don’t worship what someone told 2000 years ago. before modern science, before and decent society,before the enlightenment of pastafarianism,it makes me sad that you still be believe in me even though i have converted into pastafarianism. and these are now my people, not you savage christians that leave “hate”mail. wasn’t my message against hate? and here you are mailing it off. thats why i like pastafarians better, they are polite. and being the case it is now the christians that are going to be left in the “apocacalypse”…constipated and sad.
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who ever send comment number 111 please take a chill pill. and learn to spell. no offence meant but you can’t criticize hate mail with swearing and miss spelled words and all that weird stuff. this is a message of concern not offence.
in a noodilified way,
-dylan(jesus)
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What an intelligent young man. Such a nice chap spreading all of that christian charity and love around.
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thats your arguement? thats your insults? you fail at life.
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I am a 15 year old Christian who understands the satire involved with the FSM. However, the fact that you can’t organize a well structured sentence and constantly refer to others as “douches” is appalling. Your mastery of the English language is atrocious, your manner is atrocious, and frankly, if I were an omnipotent being with control over your life, I would make sure that every waking moment you experience was one of misery and pain. I am pretty sure that three of the commandments listed by you are followed by yourself, i.e., 1. I will be a fucker every day
6. Fill kids mind with shit
And, of course,
8. Most important! Burn in hell like a constipated jackass
However unintelligent you may portray yourself to be, your faith based upon stupidity would of had some value had you not betrayed every Beatitude known in the Bible. You are a hypocrite, and the irony in your hate mail far exceeds that of this website. This may be hard to explain to someone as recalcitrant as yourself, but there are only benefits and burdens to society. You my friend are a burden. I would take it under advisement to dig a dark hole, blow your brains out, and succumb to the darkness that is your life.
Thank you for proving every point that The Church of the FSM is trying to show- that religion is illogical and that those who believe it are illogical. I, myself, am an extroverted exception- but enforcing my opinion would have betrayed my intelligence.
Forever yours,
Alex Carroll
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I’ve got two words “FUCK OFF” if you don’t like our religion fine fuck off don’t complain to us about it. go talk to your god surely he’ll have the answer. wow mate settle down i don’t waltz into your church and scream “you really got people fooled cunt i mean Jesus” see that would offend people im not like that I’m a loving guy and if i choose to believe in the flying spaghetti monster thats my choice not yours.
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Glass houses. I do love how this person truly believes that they will go to heaven when they can not follow the basic rule of “Love thy neighbor” (Just be careful about loving thy neighbor’s wife).
I always find it humorous when “Good Christians” swear and cuss someone one for not being the same.
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don’t correct words you typed to be funny you silly bugger, it’s not funny and your not cool
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Oh dear. I think someone woke up on the wrong side of the trailer today!
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All I can say is, HA!
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Remember: the great FSM has blessed you with a brain to use. If it is not nurtured and fed with His Noodly Goodness, it will rot away and cause you to send moronic emails which portray you as an ignorant half-wit.
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Uh nevermind…too late :\
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i hope he doesnt pray to jesus with that mouth
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Isn’t that a direct quote from the Bible “Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers”? I think it is. :)
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ok why are you saying that i can’t spell? i spelled everything right. grow a brain dumbshits
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Why is it always constipated people?
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Wait wait wait. Apocacalypses? I renounced my faith thinking there was only going to be one apocacalypse I was going to have to go through. This is unfair.
Also, aren’t christians not supposed to be sex driven? Isn’t “Getting laid” sinful and adulterous? And making crude puns that call people pussies is NOT meek. I have to say, I think you’re going to be in hell with the rest of us constipated jackasses.
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Dont christians preach that only Jesus can judge? the term hippocrit comes to mind. nice potty mouth btw, im sure your Jesus would be real happy with you.
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Its what is known as a parody, and as most of the ‘concerned christians’ keep telling us that we are going to burn in hell for our evil ways, unfortunatly I don’t believe in your God or your heaven or your hell so its a bit of an empty threat.
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Happy Jesus on a stick day, everyone! I prefer mine with a nice peanut satay sauce. How do you like yours?
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Who the fuck eats Jedi’s and invisible pink unicorns??
Praise his noodly appendage RAmen
P.S – sorry FSM, but i laughed really hard at that 3rd commandment… don’t hold it against me your noodlyness ;)
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That’s some good ol’ christan love for you!
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Hey, cool tips. I’ll buy a bottle of beer to the person from that forum who told me to visit your site :)
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This topic is quite hot in the net at the moment. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write ?
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? This “-F” person clearly has excrement on his mind, not to mention inside. The copulatory terminology alone tempts one into wondering what christianity is really all about. These hate mails have me so confused about how “righteous” they are.
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lol god sends constipated people to hell?!
and also lol at how this person only believes in god because of the fear of going to hell.
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Oh, woe to the beasts of burden who do not eat their fiber! Down to the pit with those who would suffer irregularity of the digestive system!
Can’t you see all the braying mules sitting on the hot coals, yowling about their stuck bowels?
RAmen
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This is the best of all the hate mails. I love this guy. Oh, it’s so funny to see people getting _this_ angry and even think they are doing as the bible says. No real christian would’ve written such a letter. I’m still laughing.
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no, that is not Christ’s love. sadly, Christians have a hard time showing that. I even do. and just because your “Christian” doesn’t make you a Christ-follower. and Julian is right. a real Christian wouldnt right this. Not to be paranoid or anything, but I feel like some people may come on hear and pose as Christians and be jerks to make Christians look bad.
I apologize for all the Christians on here that don’t act like Christ. and I am sorry when i dont either.
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J, I am yet to see one that does.
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Why are those who claim to be Christians the worst spellers on this website? Is it a complete lack of education or is organized religion – specifically Christianity – an excuse for stupid people to congregate and find solace?
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