well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!
you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?
i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!
Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.
heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass–F
well you really have people fooled
Published by Bobby Henderson March 31st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 229 Comments
229 Responses to “well you really have people fooled”
Maybe you should brush up on ur bible urself – didnt god say something bout – DOnt judge others, for it is a sin, and those who judge r seen as sinners in gods eyes
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Really? I’ve got nothing.
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isnt it a a sin to swaer…
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Ohhhh lordy, da miiiiiiighty jeebusss gon get us aaaaawwwwllll..He will showeth no mercyyyyy when he leaveth us all stranded during the manyyyyy apocacalypes…. easy guy, you sound pretty ridiculous. I dont know which was funnier “pussyfarian” or his new “real” commandments.
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4. do my self
-dangerous, try using a spotter or a helper to ensure safety.
6. fill kids mind with shit
-better then what your preists fill kids with when no one is looking
……zzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnnggg
RAmen
-dave
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Is there more than one Jesus? I’m no expert but it seems as though there must be at least two. There’s certainly Jesus from the stories that appears calm and generous and embodies good Jewish values. Yet the much more prevalent and popular Jesus seems like a disrespectful assclown that would be better personified by an arrogant and ignorant redneck. I like the nice Jewish version of Jesus better, but why does everybody else seem to prefer the asshat verson…?
There’s only one FSM, and he never worse ass as a hat. Your Jesus seems to do that a lot.
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What the heck is an apocacalype? And how many of them are there?
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honestly? i love this. i love it soooo much. you have NO idea :D
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Yeah, it sounds like you’re going to be saved by your God. This is just another example of a pathetic loser giving himself false hope about his useless life.
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Hahahahaha. All I can say is that I hope the “F” he signed his name with stands for Fatface.
But really though! So much anger!
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im 14 and go to christian school ive had teachers say actually all sins are the same ive herd all this bull shit about how you will burn in hell as well i now know by the ignorance of the “christains” at my school that god is not real they will rant about other religions but once somthing touchy about their god comes up they go ballistick message to all of you GROW UP
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one more thing im 14 im pretty smart sir but how do you burn in hell and stay on earth during the apocolypse at the same time? im pree sure u can only be at one place at one time
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Hate mongering us absurd, and stating that your god will have no mercy is a might strange a mortal dictating what an immortal/all powerful (not t mention the god of love and forgiveness, I remember reading that somewhere between genesis and revelations) but all in all FSM is what it is, an example a supremely good example of if christian beliefs must be favored over those of the pagans (Me) or the Jediist, then why not FSM?
OH and just for fun Christmas that wonderful holiday is a pagan Holiday also known as winter solstice
‘Ta
Malak (its arabic for angel)
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ZOMFG, filling kids’ minds with shit… and what makes the other stuff not shit?
BIBLE- Because I Believe Literally Everything
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Hey F!
You do realize that that ‘Useless picture of naked men being touched by hunk of pasta’ is really ‘The Creation Of Adam’ which was painted micalanglo(hardly a ‘pussyfarin fucker’), and it really shows your god in the place of the fsm, right?
We just kinda photoshopped His Noodleness in there.
so before you bashing people becouse the don’t belive the same stuff as you, you might want to learn enough not to call the man behind one of the most famous paintings in all of history the useless scripplings of a jack-off, cus that just makes you look, well, like a jack-off.
I hope you will someday you’ll find inner peace with yourself
FSM bless
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whats all this focus on getting laid, i mean it’s really not that hard.
your mom was quite willing after i drugged her with the pills..
oops maybe i should have left that part out
*tee hee
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BOBBY has people fooled?? By insisting science stick to facts?
If you want to really find out who’s selling a bill of goods, try to verify some of the facts in
the BuyBull, F. You’ll see it’s the Greatest Story Ever Sold.
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aden, I thought it was a swear to sin, not a sin to swear…. I could be wrong…
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3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
wow genius that was painted by michaelangelo (sp) and the fsm was just photo shopped in.
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I can’t get through this one without cracking up. Hell, I can’t read it sitting down; I inevitably, at some point, fall off my chair.
What are you on? Pot, crack, random pills, booze? ‘Cuz I’d really like to know how I can get my mind that unbelievably incoherent and fucked-up.
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heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day- But of course, fucking feels good
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm- Staying single is a choice, if he wants it that way then so be it
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles- as apposed to naked men been touched by older naked men
4. do my self- otherwise known as “masturbation”
5. worship noodles- as they taste good
6. fill kids mind with shit- Somewon has to, but then TV and christian knob-jockeys have that covered.
7. blow off christians- as they suck and build horrible looking needlessly tall buildings they use ONCE A WEEK
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass- if you are bad enough like Adolf Hitler current Australian (as an australian, totally justified to say this) and former Australian Prime Minister Keven “Krudd” Rudd and John “Bush kiss ass” Howard.
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“3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.”
….. you know what that painting is right? Right??! I mean… okay, now there’s the FSM where once there was a guy that kinda looks like Santa wearing white… ring any bells now??? If you don’t recognise that painting and realise what an ass you make of yourself in using that image and said nakedness of the male subject as an example of how “useless” this movement is, then let me enlighten you (through the wisdom of the noodly one):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:God2-Sistine_Chapel.png
You know where the Sistine Chapel is at least, surely? At very least you must know who’s chapel it is?? Which religion even? Anything?
I suppose by association you’re also labelling Catholicism and every offshoot of that as “useless” too? I may be inclined to agree with you there, although not on the basis that it uses nude imagery…
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ohmygosh really wow as if people couldn’t get any more annoying me personally christians and catholics annoy me i was brought up to be catholic and starting from a very young age it all sounded like made up bull shit to me. SHOW me personally YOUR god, your heaven your hell and then I will believe if you can’t come up with that physical evidence then shut the heck up! if they want to believe in this let them be i also think you are a fool for thinking about god and the fact that it is a MAN i call god an IT! why because no one has ever seen god you cant say its a man or woman. We have our own heaven and hell here on earth dumbass, and who the heck cares about life after death! its pointless life gives you purpose to do things because you never know when you will die. your stupid so called commandments of pastafarians is just pointless.
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Can’t anyone come up with a sereous philosophical debate I can actualy respond to without them making fools of themselves and asking a large group of people to help them acheive this on a grander scale?
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Sounds like quite the good Christian right there.
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How very mature you are!
1. i will be a fucker every day
Cant help it, I’m just such a badboy.
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
Damn, I better break up right now!
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
Just as useless as every single christian picture ever painted. And you know what that picture originally is, right? A naked man being touched by a fictional character, who you call your god..
4. do my self
Who doesn’t?
5. worship noodles
Nothing wrong with that, they’re freaking delicious dude!
6. fill kids mind with shit
Every religion does that ;)
7. blow off christians
I respect them, as long as they respect me and doesn’t speak words of crappyness and lies.
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass
If hell did excist, I most certainly would. Just too bad it doesnt :)
Since you swear and judge others, you’ll be going to hell too, if hell really does excist.. We can burn there together! It’ll be awesome! Cya there.
-RAmen
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To, -F
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I really think that you have the right idea. Le’ts all be angry and use lots of profanity!! That will definatly make the people with whom we disagree come around. And if we spell everything we type incorrectly, then it will make people think that we are just an average guy! This was a brilliantly concieved arguement.
Please, please stop talking. There is absolutely no reason for you to ever have another thought, and DEFINATLY no need to share said thought if you can’t keep it down.
Stop being an ignorant bastard,
An adoring fan
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Hm. You know, I wonder why people confuse us with Satanists.
Satanists worship Satan.
The glorious ones known as Pastafarians praise the FSM in all his noodly wonder.
Satan =/= FSM.
Then again, this kid is clearly lacking intelligence. Notice how he thinks he’s being funny–”*blank* or, should I say “*blank*?” is a horrible comeback and should only be reserved for those old movies that nobody likes anymore.
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Ok, dude, chill out.
If you actually studied your OWN religion, you would know that it doesn’t promote this crap. Study your religion. REALLY study your religion, and then reread this and see what you did. Because telling others what to beleive is infringing upon their own right to oppinion. EVERYONE has this right, even though people don’t like to admit it.
Sigh….
History is fun because you can learn that Jesus was a Rabbi, who’s main goal seemed more along the lines of creating reform Judaism.
So I think that if you ACTUALLY beleive that God would punish people for beleiving what they want, then you are really hypocritical.
Just remember:
The internet is the product of those who wanted a good way to spread information. The sites on the interent are a product of people who wanted to exercise their right to freedom of the press.
You can’t take that away, so yes, you do have the right to say/think that.
Doesn’t mean people will like you for it.
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lol oh man! why is it that everytime an IDiot makes a comment they contradict themselves? “go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!” – isn’t sex before your married forbidden in your religion? “you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too?”- why is it that when someones religious views are different than yours you quickly pass it off as Satan worshipping or that Satan influencing us to destroy the minds of children? i think there is no greater evil in this world than organized religion personally. where does the church get off telling people they have to give 10 percent of their lives earnings to god? he is an all powerful GOD, what does he need money for? hippocritical priests preaching compassion and tollerance for others and their beliefs and all these good morals, then once behind closed doors they fondle little helpless kids and steal money from the very people who believe in their drabble.
in all honesty i find it really sad that 98 percent of us Pastafarians know more about your religion than you do. i suggest you take a good look at your religion you defend so diligently and ask yourself if its right for you, because clearly you dont practice what you preach. i would go into how stupid you are for not knowing what that “useless picture” is, but i feel that my fellow FSM lovers have already schooled you on that subject.
P.s. nice vocab, im guessing you only know 150-200 words tops. get that G.E.D. son!
<3Trey
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