is the church a joke? i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?? no offense, but what kind of a god is that? and he has bigger balls than our god?? …
-cassie
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That’s right: Bigger, and saucier by far.
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Jeez, cassie, how do YOU know how big your god’s balls are!?
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yes, yes he does have bigger balls than your god.
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Troll much?
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Why, yes, you are correct – bigger and meatier balls!
RAmen.
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really.
Yes. Yes.. It’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yes.. …
-Jochem
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Bigger Balls? The noodly appendages of goodness and light!
RAmen.
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What kind of god? warm and tasty. Yes, he has much bigger balls.
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Yes indeed!! Compared to our Noodly Lord,other puny, false deities are seriously Spheroidally Challenged.
As regards “no offense”; please refer to the UN Human Rights Council resolution, passed by 23 to 11 with 13 abstentions, calling on all member states to legislate against defamation of religion. You defame the FSM at your peril – the UN says so!
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cassie,
To answer your questions: yes, yes, our kind of god, yes.
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Yes, the church is a joke.
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No, yes, an awsome-sauce one (see wut I did thar?), see last answer, yes.
-Me
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“is the church a joke?”
Yes, based on the silly premise of Creationism.
“i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER??”
Not seriously. See above, and the Open Letter.
“no offense, but what kind of a god is that?”
None taken. A joke god. As silly as any other god.
“and he has bigger balls than our god??”
He has meatballs, not testicles. A comparison of one imaginary being’s size to another’s is rather silly. And who’s this “our” you mention?
” …”
Incorrect use of the ellipsis.
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Again, the answer to the first question: yes. It’s a satirical god, go to dictionary.com and look up “satire”.
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They’re bigger, and they’re tasty! If you had to choose between imaginary space balls, or real meat balls, which would satisfy your hunger?
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Read the letter, cassie. Read. The. Letter.
RAmen
ET
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it certainly is a joke on those who would teach religion as science. Where have you been living? I’d love to find a place like it, whithout the “Jesus Freaks” in my face. oh well welcome to the real world.
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Is the church a joke? i mean seriously, A ZOMBIE?? no offense, but what kind of a spaghedeity is that? and the FSM has bigger balls than your god!! …
-Pastafarian
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you are a dumb
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-cassie,
The only offense is that you seem to not have read the Open Letter or the “About” tab before you started your little rant. That would have answered all of your questions. Let me expand a little for you. Here’s a video about the insertion of religion into the public school science curriculum:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/id/program.html
Here’s a Scientific American article on ID:
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=creationism-feels-right-but-that-doesnt-make-it-so&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend
Here’s a study of the people who are pushing the ID mythology:
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
Let me assure you that we are very serious about keeping religion out of public school science curricula. If ever a court allows it in, we are equally serious that our mythology must be presented equally in the same class.
RAmen
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Q: Is the church a joke?
A: Yes.
Sauce be with you.
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You really shouldn’t have to ask whether this is a joke or not – the answers are all over the site, including in the responses to all the previous visitors who have asked the very same question – how about you actually do a little research before shooting your mouth off, hm? RAmen.
-Sarah
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Actually, the church is a sort of a joke. As well as yours and about a few thousand others. Well, each and every one of them.
Unfortunately, there are clueless people, like yourself, who take them seriously.
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Prove thst he doesn’t
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What other kind of god have you seen, cassie?
Let’s see, any decent god should be able to fly, and if you want to be
a “god-fearing” person, what better than a monster to be afraid of? Then, if you want to talk about immortality, check out the “never-ending pasta bowls” at your neighborhood Olive Garden. Ramen.
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Of course it’s a joke. Read before asking dumb questions.
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He is the supreme dinner option. I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but be bothered that you said, “Our God,” while in somebody else’s church. OUR God is the king of carbohydrates, and his starchiness shall fall upon you someday, and you will wish you could have found noodly bliss earlier. One day, you will join us on that pirate ship church, and we will laugh and cruise the ocean, spreading his (noodly) words. Ramen.
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is the church a joke? i mean seriously, AN OLD MAN NAMED JEALOUS WHO MURDERED 42 SCHOOL CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY MADE FUN OF MOSES FOR BEING BALD?? no offense, but what kind of a god is that?
There you go, I corrected your post for you. You have that god vs. ours, who bestowed upon us the three precious gifts of beer, piracy, and strippers. Furthermore, our afterlife involves beer volcanoes and stripper factories; beats an eternity of flying around playing a geeky little harp, wouldn’t you say? Our god does indeed have bigger balls.
Ramen!
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Have you ever heard of satire, my dear?
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No it’s not a joke, it is 100% serious.
ramen
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He is an awesome God, who in the end will take us all to the Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory in heaven!
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Yes, it is a joke. A rather funny one, I think.
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Yes, really.
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Hey cassie! Yup, the church is a joke. I hope you’re not talking about this one though because that would be insulting. You’re talking about all the other ones, right? This one is a serious church. Seriously. We here don’t take our religion lightly, not like the other joke churches. You know, the ones that have talking snakes, men who get swallowed by wales and get spat out to talk about it,people who walk on water, bearded guys in the sky, virgin births, flooded planets, trumpets that can knock down walls, guys coming back from the dead. Well, you know. We’re well beyond that kind of nonsense.
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Aren’t all gods created equal? Why is human history all about deity-based (DIETy-based?) chauvinism?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, the idiocy of the masses is a constant source of amusement, isn’t it?
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Oh shut up
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every effect must have a cause. every spaghetti must have meatballs.
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Cassie, Cassie, Cassie my sweet, read….the….Open…..Letter….to….the….Kansas…State….Board.
And yes, he does have bigger(and tastier)balls than your god.
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No. Yeah. The supreme one. Damn straight. …
-time and space
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I’d Rather believe a giant turd came down from the heavens and landed in my fathers hairy ass crack than this theory.
Do one.
DICKHEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
idle wreck
3:00
be there.
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Apparently a bigger brain too. Our god and followers have a 100% literacy rate, and something beyond a sixth grade education. We have standards.
You sadly did not pass the entrance exam of being able to read the site or understand satire. I’m sorry but your application has been declined.
We wish you luck on your future applications but sadly we have no positions available at this time for a mindless follower. I’m sure some other companies. err religions do I’m sure you’ll be able to find a niche in there contradiction and judgment department.
And don’t worry we won’t take offense we reserve that for people who might actually respond to the mindless messages they leave.
Thankyou and have a good day.
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are u joking? a bearded man in the SKY!!! no offense but some kid being born to a virgin mother is just a terrible joke in my opinion.
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Is the church a joke? I mean seriously, a giant man in the sky who created the universe? No offense, but what kind of a god is that?
And yes, our god has bigger balls than your god, tough :P
-Pope Pixel I, wench-addict
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He does have quite large balls. I could say the same for your church, I mean seriously, INVISIBLE BEARDED MAN IN THE SKY?
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It’s not the size of the balls that matters, it’s the quality that counts.
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The FSM is real. I smelled the oregano and was filled with his sauce. I walk in righteousness because of his sauce and his noodely appendages move within me. You cannot deny his presence. How else was all this started? Because of our parmesan covenant every good event that happens in my life can be credited to his cheesiness and bad events happen because I’m low on sauce or it was part of his divine plan. Spread the word! Smell the sauce or all will be lost.
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Yes it is a joke, a highly lucrative and profitable one for The Prophet Bobby Henderson. Yes the FSM has big balls, as in the song by AC/DC “Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress,
but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.
My Balls are always bouncing to left and to the right
It’s my believe that my big balls should be held every night.
Cos we’ve got the biggest balls of them all”
The FSM likes this song and frequently not only sings it but proves it every night.
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Cassie,
You dolt! Are serious? Let me guess. You’re definitely under 22, hence the all caps. Not much schooling? Don’t read much either do you? I ask whether or not your read much because obviously you didn’t read the “about” section, or maybe you did and you have Aspergers which is why you just don’t get humor and satire. Where do you people come from? Oh, I know, Kansas!
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Yes.
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