is the church a joke? i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?? no offense, but what kind of a god is that? and he has bigger balls than our god?? …
-cassie
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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cassie is the anti-christ and the FSM is the worlds best religion
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Yes. Yes. Ours. Yes.
Sharp one, aren’t you?
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yes he does have bigger balls then your god
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The question about bigger balls and all other references to how big god is (like the muslim “allah-o-akbar, god is the biggest) make me think that Freud was onto something, after all. Size does matter. It matters a lot to the faithful, in particular.
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Dear Landlubber (#11), Nangleator (#13), gimmethegepgun (#14), Weezle (#21), daqq (#23), Darwinfish (#26) and Tom Anderson (#32),
As many of our brother and sister Pastafarians have pointed out in this thread, ours is a “real” religion. It is not a joke.
Our prophet, Bobby Henderson, has taught: “Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.” (Click the “About” button for verification.) His letter to the Kansas School Board makes it clear that Pastafarians do believe in our Noodly Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RAmen
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Ramen brother!
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Is this church a Joke? Perhaps. But the question is…what if it isn’t? Well, in that case, after you die you will have to content yourself with stale beer and strippers (male/female) with STDs, and maybe no pasta either.
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Its amusing, I’m a Truent, I mist about %60 percent of school, yet I have better literacy than some of these chumps, shun those who leet speak and those who abuse the skills of writing in such ways.
Has anyone noticed that no one from the church of the flying spaghetti monster has yet blammed major religions on their chatsites?
Actually…Thats an idea…hmm
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I’m not going to beat up on a six-year-old.
But to answer your questions:
No. Yes. A better one. Much bigger.
And Pirate34, post 58?
You spelled Truant wrong, Missed wrong, Blamed wrong, Chastities(?) wrong…
I don’t care if you’re a Brother in Pasta or not, go back to school.
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Wait… you mean your God has balls? What for?
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You would think that fellow theists would welcome us as kindred spirits. What has the world come to when those who preach the virtues of faith have so little respect for the presence of faith in others.
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@ Jesus # 41. Let me get this straight. You are Jesus and you are telling us that your dad has a hairy ass crack. I bet a lot of Christians are just dying to know this fact.
Their God has a hairy ass crack.
You came back to earth to tell us this.
Interesting. It truly explains a ton about your followers.
But really. We have this incredibly neat invention down here now. Tell me Jesus, has your dad considered waxing?
As for “Do one”. Do one what?
And to think I would have thought the Christian lord was beyond capslock.
So much for that.
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Wow, your hatemail sucks so much.
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My God! Of course this is real! It’s not like we’re being sarastic or anything.
Wait……………
What’s sarcasm, again?
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This is so ridiculous! I have never felt so embarrassed to be part of the human race until now when I find out by a typo that sent me to this website about a “church” full of people who worship a giant hunk of spaghetti. I It really just kinda cracks me up. And ticks me off. I’m not sayin that you guys shouldn’t have the right to worship whatever or whomever you want to, but atleast if you are going to make a statement about your rights to worship freely choose and entity that makes some sort of sense. For the guy that made up this so called “mainstream religion” I give you props. You are one randomly creative dude that probably has his own level of hell waiting for you… So when you find yourself there one day burning away why don’t you call out for your great spaghetti monster to save you. Get back to me on how that works out for you because I really would love to know.
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The only god that I know that has meaty balls is the FSM…other gods? Need someone to explain that to me..I thought the christian god had no balls..
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Hey #65, your post is incomprehensible, please try again in English.
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I’ll answer your questions in order. Yes, yes, a great one, yeah they’re big!
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@ Stephanie #65
This “hell” you speak of…what sort of deity would threaten his creation with punishment for disobedience? Oh, yes…of course…YOURS.
My god is alive, vibrant, all-knowing (which makes him all-accepting) and has an amazing sense of humor, since he knows that his creation is, by definition, imperfect. Sorry that your deity raised the expectation level so high…it must SUCK to have your religious leaders remind you again and again how unworthy you are of your creator’s love.
I will give your dilemma more thought as I savor the marinara. May the sauce be upon you.
RAmen
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Stephanie from 65 should really read the About section and look up satire in the dictionary. Just a thought.
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@#65:
Dear Stepanie,
Fair enough. What if we chose, let’s say, oh I don’t know: Allah? Would you have the same amount of hatred towards us then? Do you see a problem with this?
If everyone thought the way we Atheist do, the world would be a lot less violent.
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well he dose
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(#65) Stephanie it wasn’t a typo that sent you here, it was your subconscious trying to open your mind to other viewpoints. Clearly you missed the point. Also, I don’t see how I could possibly end up in a christian hell when I don’t even subscribe to the options.
If there is any kind of heaven out there, and I’m not saying there is, I would much rather be there with beer volcanos and strippers than hanging around with a bunch of self-righteous, preachy, closed minded souls for eternity.
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#65: May I suggest you read the “about” page of this website?
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don’t you get it? the flying spaghetti monster is so outrageous because the idea of a GOD is just so outrageous.
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Excuse me…. I dont need to seem rude, but when you think abut it, your god is just as much of a joke as ours… What REAL evidence do you have of the existance of your god. if you think of some things with your god, you will reslise how ur god is just as belivible as ours
for instance, im suuuure loooadsa people just randomly follow a big star and worship a baby that just could have been a NORMAL baby for all they new…. and Im suuuuuuure angels drop from the sky to tell shepards a babys going to be born and they belive it and didnt fink the were dreaming…. im suuuuure he wuould just arrrise from the dead… think…. if sombody walked down the street, claiming he woz the sun of god, would u follow him…. just… think….
pastafarian D
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You know – I’m not certain this is hate mail. It just sounds complimentary to me – who doesn’t like the hear that their god has bigger balls?
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Happy Jesus on a stick day, everyone! I prefer mine with a nice peanut satay sauce. How do you like yours?
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@LadyLippy
I don’t subscribe to gravity, so when I jump off of buildings, I don’t fall. I just kinda float there.
P.S.–I do agree with you that the f–ed up people are always the most interesting. Preachy people do kinda suck. BUT there are plenty of those people who would go to hell to, if it existed. I don’t know if you’ve read the bible, but Jesus didn’t like those people either.
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I do not understand this whole thing, I mean this criticism is so unecesarry, the person who said that what kind of god a spaghetti monster was, i mean c’mon look at it, look at Jesus he was a twat with a large beard for gods sake, what about Zeus, and those other Indian twats with elephants riding on rats etc. This is funny. deal with it, have a problem take it up with your mother.
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Cassie is a twat.
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I’m sorry cassie please move to the back of the class and request to be tutored in things like having a clue.
Everyone else here has one. Why don’t you.
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To #65 Stephanie:
Let’s not infringe on anybody’s 1st Amendment rights, we are all free to worship whatever we want, or nothing at all. Yea America!
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“Let’s not infringe on anybody’s 1st Amendment rights, we are all free to worship whatever we want, or nothing at all. Yea America!”
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
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No, not really. Dummy.
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Why yes, it is in fact a joke. Congratulations. Please retake the first grade.
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You know, I think I know Cassie.
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Again like all the other hate mail on this site i think your missing the point, why is it that a god can only be worshipped if he is in the shape and form of a human, why not anything such as a stapler or a neon piece of paper with bottlecap eyes and worms as arms.
thats of course farfetched and exteremly random, and just because it says it a book doesnt mean i have to believe it or i have to be compelled to dedicate my life to it, for example hitler wrote a book and that book was called mien kampf it reveals the crystallization of Hitler’s decision to completely exterminate the Jewish race, just because thats in a book doesnt mean that i sould dedicate my life to eradicate the jewish people and suddenly change into a fascist.
this is just a net based version of the holy crusades. peace out y’all
By Alex
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yes of course its a joke!
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At least our religion doesn’t have a zombie that you must accept into your body to fight an evil that has exsisted in humans since the begining of time becouse a rib women listened to a tlaking snake…
and everyone whats with the people who come from christianity talking about what a loving religion it is and then wishing death on us?
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I dont remember the local priest mentioning anything about the size of gods ball when i was a kid
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Rum > Blood
Pasta > Human Flesh
just two reasons we kick infinitely more asses than you
May The Force Be With You
-Hourglass
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“i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER??”
You mean as opposed to the invisible space wizard who created the earth in 6 days 6000 years ago? What were we thinking…
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Really, this is the best hate mail ever.
“and he has bigger balls than our god?? …” :)
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I have to admit I actually like this hatemail.
I really can imagine walking up to a christian and be like: *haha* “Our god has bigger balls than yours.”
Just like little boys want to compare their Penis size the grown ups compare who has the cooler god. ^^
Long live FSM our mighty manly creator!
R’Amen
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Honestly the best message ever! Of course ball size is of the utmost importance. DUH!
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That’s right, Cassie. Come on over, I’ll show you some big balls.
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Cassie,
I’m sorry that the FSM doesn’t have as much credibility as does your invisible, adulterous, virgin-rapist god.
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before you start sending in hate mail, please read what the website is about. yes, THE WHOLE POINT of this site is to create a FAKE religion in which no one truly believes. personally, i am not sure how i feel about religion, but i believe that when we try to teach things in a science class for which there is no scientific backing, people are entitled to be frustrated. this website is an outlet for that frustration by showing trying to show a hugely ridiculous exaggeration of what teaching bible in a non-religious school’s science class is like. so i’m not going to go ape on you, but please try to understand what you’re hating on before you do it publicly.
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