FSM in China

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His Noodliness appears in the form of a mini-Chinese alter consiting of incense and two madarines in Hong Kong. Indeed, we Chinese have worshipped His Noodliness since the beginning of the world.

- Pastafarian Christina

9 Responses to “FSM in China”
  1. 1 - bigjohn756 - Mar 26th, 2009

    ALTER?

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  2. 2 - Madelene - Mar 26th, 2009

    Cool as this is, I don’t want people who have Jesus fortune tellers worshiping the same god as I do. It’s just a little weird.
    RAmen

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  3. 3 - Arve - Mar 26th, 2009

    Dictatorship or not, that’s one good reason to love China.

    Well, that, and jasmine tea.

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  4. 4 - gooeld - Mar 27th, 2009

    Hey Bobby, have you seen this bullshit?

    http://trinixy.blogspot.com/2009/03/creationists-cant-fail-earth-science.html

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  5. 5 - Finn McR - Mar 27th, 2009

    Yes, Pastafarian Christina,

    Since the earliest evidence of noodliness was found in China ca. 4000 BCE, that shows that His Noodliness must have created the mountains, trees, and midgets only about 6000 years ago. The only sure test of the dating (as my Italian Grandma taught me) is to take a part of the subject pasta and throw it against the kitchen cabinets. If it sticks, the dating is good.

    Ramen.

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  6. 6 - James Ma - Mar 28th, 2009

    看来飞天拉面无处不在

    天官赐福就是在对拉面神祈祷吗……

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  7. 7 - Doctor of Pastdivinity - Mar 30th, 2009

    James Ma is right. The FSM is ubiquitous. Pastarianism is the only religion in the world that it is as Chinese as American. Very different to parochial religions such as Christianity or Confucianism.

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  8. 8 - Selena - Apr 15th, 2009

    偉大慈愛的飛天意粉神萬歲!是您創造了天地萬物,感謝您!

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  9. 9 - ChipsFreak - Nov 3rd, 2009

    great, it’s real, it was also in Beijing!
    the ultimate proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymob_kNNM0M
    RAmen!!!

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