FSM got me off work

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So I was having a terrible day at work, more for personal reasons than the job itself, but I was, when the boss walks in and ask: “Would you mind finnishing early, I could do with getting off and would like to lock up”. I’m sure you’ll agree this does not even qualify as a question. Anyway, feeling alot happier I headed home and when I got back turned to open my car door and get out; when I spotted a smudge on my window that nothing could have possibly prepared me for. I believe it obvious that not only is this undeniable proof of the Flying spaghetti monsters existance, but also that he came to me this afternoon and through divine intervention, aided me in my time of need.

My apologies for the low quality of the photograph I took, however I had only a camera phone to hand, and did not believe his noodelyness would wish to linger too long as I’m sure he is a very busy deity. Anyway, It is my hope that through this sighting, at least a few more of his children who are still ignorant of his being are able to see the truth, and they themselves come to believe.

Yours in all good faith and meatballs

-Pastafarian John

14 Responses to “FSM got me off work”
  1. 1 - John Barker - Mar 25th, 2009

    Whoops at not skillfully camouflaging the license plate of the car in the first image. I guess I’ll just have to prepare for a few waves of various “track you down through your license plate” style hunters. Best I go load the cannons me thinks.

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  2. 2 - Rycka - Mar 25th, 2009

    God with us. Ramen.

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  3. 3 - Michael Riley - Mar 25th, 2009

    Pretty awesome, subtle but obviously there.

    Don’t get why the license plate is hidden on the second one though.

    Still, fantastic, certainly undeniable proof that Our Noodliness exists.

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  4. 4 - Erik - Mar 25th, 2009

    I like how the license plate is scribbled out in the second picture, but not in the first…

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  5. 5 - sexypyrate - Mar 25th, 2009

    RAMEN, the Sauce be with you!
    surely his Noodliness saw fit that you should relax and get some sun!
    perhaps your boss has been touched… bring a copy of the Gospel to work with you; just set it on your desk, and wait for ppl to ask aboot it!
    RAMEN

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  6. 6 - yo ho ho - Mar 26th, 2009

    Um, not to deny the fabulousness of it, but simply for veracity’s sake, I have to ask: You hadn’t sneezed on your way home, had you?

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  7. 7 - A Noodle of Faith - Mar 26th, 2009

    He looks shit faced again, lol.

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  8. 8 - Gorilla The Hun - Mar 28th, 2009

    Most images of the FSM I find too clear to believe. But this! You’re nobody till you’re visited by a vaguely formed, fuzzy deity!

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  9. 9 - Gorilla The Hun - Mar 28th, 2009

    Perhaps he’ll grace an english muffin for me?

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  10. 10 - Princess Psycho - Apr 2nd, 2009

    Well the FSM keeps brushing small blue lizards onto me, people just wish they could have that.

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  11. 11 - Globally Warm Pirate Gal - Apr 3rd, 2009

    Naysayers would call it a handprint smudge. Only those followers that have been granted their prophetic powers through divine, noodly intervention, can see the truth of this revelation. Thanks for sharing it with us other followers.

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  12. 12 - Gay Catholic Rainforest Alliance - Apr 5th, 2009

    Well there you go. A meatball blessing.

    Why are the Italians the happiest people in the world? BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE FRUIT* OF OUR DIVINE AND BENEVOLENT FATHER. FACT. GODDAMN FACT.

    *Well, not fruit, but, you know, similar stuff…

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  13. 13 - Jamie - Apr 8th, 2009

    I like how the radiating yellow line show how the FSM is suddenly revealed!

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  14. 14 - Kennyftwxd - Nov 3rd, 2009

    I love how you hid the number plate.
    Ramen!

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