ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING??????!!!! A flying Spagetti Monster created this world??? you idiots have way too much time on your hands. I thought i saw it all But YOU guys for sure topped the stupidest list of SHIT ive seen/ OMG please get a life.
-mrs pope
You kiss your mother with that mouth? I know why your so angry. You lack “The peace of pasta understanding” and we have it, and your jealous. Maybe one day you will feel the touch.
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Cam -
May 2nd, 2009
hmmm.. stupidest list of SHIT ive seen” well then u haven’t heard of the bible –
the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie can make u live forever if u symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
and Christians have too much time on their hands- 2009 years worth to be exact, not to mention to wright the crap that u read
Denied!
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May 13th, 2009
First off, that’s really weird, ’cause there’s a secretary at our school named Mrs. Pope. And also, do you actually keep a list of shit?
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Hourglass -
May 27th, 2009
Truly, work such as this shall be hailed in years to come as an equal to the works of shakespear
(please note that if I had been speaking in person, there would be a great deal of sarcasm in my voice)
Ramen
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david -
May 29th, 2009
ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING?!?!?!
hell yeah we are. grow some and pls get a sense of humor, k kids?
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Tom -
Jun 9th, 2009
“ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING??????!!!! A flying Spagetti Monster created this world???”
As opposed to a wizard who created light, the universe and the world in 6 days, 6,000 years ago??
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Ode to a Grasshopper -
Jul 7th, 2009
I was going to point out that there can’t really be a Mrs Pope, but then I remembered Pope can be a surname. Wonder if she knows that?
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Christy -
Jul 11th, 2009
I have just one question and one question only for Bobby Henderson. Have you ever heard of Jim Jones? Just curious….
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Sean -
Jul 18th, 2009
Yes death to those who don’t believe in a inanimate object, yea Thats cool..
ALL you guys are retarded one way or another, 1.9 billion Christians, like 3 pasta-fags yea makes sense?
because of there were more, i would have lost hope in Humanity.
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Drained and Washed Clean -
Aug 9th, 2009
Sean,
Because of that statement, I have already lost faith in humanity. Just because a larger number of people believe something does not make that thing fact. For instance, a majority believed that the world was flat. Christopher Columbus didn’t, and look what happened.
Everyone also believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everything revolved around it. People were punished by the church for believing otherwise. Guess who was wrong? The church.
So doesn’t it stand to reason that they could be wrong about a lot more things? But you are totally right. We should just go with the majority, because the majority is always right.
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You kiss your mother with that mouth? I know why your so angry. You lack “The peace of pasta understanding” and we have it, and your jealous. Maybe one day you will feel the touch.
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hmmm.. stupidest list of SHIT ive seen” well then u haven’t heard of the bible –
the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie can make u live forever if u symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree…
and Christians have too much time on their hands- 2009 years worth to be exact, not to mention to wright the crap that u read
Denied!
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First off, that’s really weird, ’cause there’s a secretary at our school named Mrs. Pope. And also, do you actually keep a list of shit?
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Truly, work such as this shall be hailed in years to come as an equal to the works of shakespear
(please note that if I had been speaking in person, there would be a great deal of sarcasm in my voice)
Ramen
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ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING?!?!?!
hell yeah we are. grow some and pls get a sense of humor, k kids?
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“ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING??????!!!! A flying Spagetti Monster created this world???”
As opposed to a wizard who created light, the universe and the world in 6 days, 6,000 years ago??
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I was going to point out that there can’t really be a Mrs Pope, but then I remembered Pope can be a surname. Wonder if she knows that?
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I have just one question and one question only for Bobby Henderson. Have you ever heard of Jim Jones? Just curious….
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Yes death to those who don’t believe in a inanimate object, yea Thats cool..
ALL you guys are retarded one way or another, 1.9 billion Christians, like 3 pasta-fags yea makes sense?
because of there were more, i would have lost hope in Humanity.
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Sean,
Because of that statement, I have already lost faith in humanity. Just because a larger number of people believe something does not make that thing fact. For instance, a majority believed that the world was flat. Christopher Columbus didn’t, and look what happened.
Everyone also believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, and everything revolved around it. People were punished by the church for believing otherwise. Guess who was wrong? The church.
So doesn’t it stand to reason that they could be wrong about a lot more things? But you are totally right. We should just go with the majority, because the majority is always right.
Fucking idiot…
D&WC
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