jewelry sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson March 2nd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 16 Comments
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Great idea!! Get ‘em while their still young and impressionable… the church has been doing it for centuries… why not the pastafarians!! Are there some bed-time prayers printed on the back, something like:
“Oh great FSM… keep me safe while I sleep… protect my parents and friends in your loving appendages… etc…” ??
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This is akin to the Hope Diamond in value.
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Tris, as a matter of fact the Pastarian Church has doing it for centuries. Indocrinating little children about our Ebriated Design Theory or about our Pirate Climate Change Hypothesis is opening their little eyes to the Real World. Moreover, if we do not indoctrinate our children in our Pastafarian values, then they would relapse to a senseless existence.
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I’d so wear that! Excellent :)
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I hate to say it, but this is a shameful way to represent FSM.
He is much better than that! Oh well.
I guess plastic jewelry is not above Him. It’s a great way to get a younger crowd!
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It’s like a pastafarian rosary.
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Our lord is so bling!
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@ Doctor of Pastdivinity Post 3:
I wasnt even aware that the Pastarian Church had been around for centuries. What’s the “Ebriated Design Theory”? Maybe you mean the Inebriated Design Theory? Anyway… we dont want our children to have a senseless existence… so all steam ahead for indoctrination!
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A necklace?
AND earrings?! I’m hooked. Arr.
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If the non-believers can promote Armor of God pajamas for little ones:
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
Then FSM can promote noodley bling for our brood.
Ramen!
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2.99 is cheap even for plastic crap.
The tentacle-y bit is astonishingly well put together.
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where are his eyes!?!
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well, who woulda thunk that the fsm loved to look good in public if I ever see it, I sware to FSM I’m buying it, and did you buy one?
rAmen
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After reading through this article, I feel that I really need more info. Could you share some more resources ?
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I was touched by his noodly appendage at a Albertsons in Venice, Fl. http://twitpic.com/6alfl
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I AM DISGUSTED WITH FSM JEWELS, AND BLING, AND OPULENCE. DID HE NOT SAY “MAKE NOT JEWELY APPROXIMATIONS OF MINE VISAGE NOR TRADETH ME IN THE MARKET PLACE.”???? THE PERSON WHO UPLOADED THIS PHOTO DESERVES 500 LASHES AS IS SET OUT IN THE BLESSED TEACHINGS OF THE SPAGRIA.
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