
I was very lucky to catch this glimpse of the FSM passing at very
low altitude over a park in Madrid.The image is unfortunately a bit obscured by a stone abutment.
-Pastafarian Henry

I was very lucky to catch this glimpse of the FSM passing at very
low altitude over a park in Madrid.The image is unfortunately a bit obscured by a stone abutment.
-Pastafarian Henry
well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!
you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?
i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and who ever created “jedism” and “invisible pink unicorn.” go get fucking laid instead of worshiping your next meal!
Jesus will have no mercy on you fuckers and you will be stuck on earth during the apocacalypes.
heres the real 8 commandments of “pastafarians”
1. i will be a fucker every day
2. i will stay single until i am laid by the fsm
3. paint useless pictures of naked men being “touched” by a hunk of noodles.
4. do my self
5. worship noodles
6. fill kids mind with shit
7. blow off christians
8. most important! burn in hell like a constipated jackass–F
TWAT.
is the church a joke? i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?? no offense, but what kind of a god is that? and he has bigger balls than our god?? …
-cassie

His Noodliness appears in the form of a mini-Chinese alter consiting of incense and two madarines in Hong Kong. Indeed, we Chinese have worshipped His Noodliness since the beginning of the world.
- Pastafarian Christina


So I was having a terrible day at work, more for personal reasons than the job itself, but I was, when the boss walks in and ask: “Would you mind finnishing early, I could do with getting off and would like to lock up”. I’m sure you’ll agree this does not even qualify as a question. Anyway, feeling alot happier I headed home and when I got back turned to open my car door and get out; when I spotted a smudge on my window that nothing could have possibly prepared me for. I believe it obvious that not only is this undeniable proof of the Flying spaghetti monsters existance, but also that he came to me this afternoon and through divine intervention, aided me in my time of need.
My apologies for the low quality of the photograph I took, however I had only a camera phone to hand, and did not believe his noodelyness would wish to linger too long as I’m sure he is a very busy deity. Anyway, It is my hope that through this sighting, at least a few more of his children who are still ignorant of his being are able to see the truth, and they themselves come to believe.
Yours in all good faith and meatballs
-Pastafarian John
ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING??????!!!! A flying Spagetti Monster created this world??? you idiots have way too much time on your hands. I thought i saw it all But YOU guys for sure topped the stupidest list of SHIT ive seen/ OMG please get a life.
-mrs pope

I thought this would look nice on the vengaza.org website. It won’t top the fsm tattoo of course, but I hope you find it worthy nonetheless. It’s my brand new bank card from ING bank. In the Netherlands, some banks allow you to have a custom picture on your bank card, so I had them put the Flying Spaghetti Monster on it. I am rather pleased with the result so I took a picture (I blurred the numbers on the card of course).
Kind regards,
Bas
Eindhoven, the Netherlands
Really cool, I want one.
A fellow pastafarian added this:
I had just tried this with my Wells Fargo card, and they denied it. I wrote a blog post about it:
http://www.mastermarf.com/2009/02/would-have-been-better-than.html

Anyone care to top this?