2009 March archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for March, 2009

Madrid sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson March 31st, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 8 Comments

I was very lucky to catch this glimpse of the FSM passing at very
low altitude over a park in Madrid.
The image is unfortunately a bit obscured by a stone abutment.
-Pastafarian Henry

well you really have people fooled

Published by Bobby Henderson March 31st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 231 Comments

well you really have people fooled bitch, er. i mean, bastard, errr….Bobby!
you are obviously a satan whore who hypnotises kids into believing in this shit. do you burn down noodle restruants too? does bobby mean “douche bag” in “pussyfarian” or i mean “pastafarian”?
i hope you proud of your self douche bag, you and [...]

Fairyland album

Published by Bobby Henderson March 29th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 17 Comments

Look closely at the band FairyLand’s latest album and you’ll see the Pirate Fish.

(no subject)

Published by Bobby Henderson March 29th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 54 Comments

TWAT.

really?

Published by Bobby Henderson March 27th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 99 Comments

is the church a joke? i mean seriously, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?? no offense, but what kind of a god is that? and he has bigger balls than our god?? …
-cassie

FSM in China

Published by Bobby Henderson March 26th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 9 Comments

His Noodliness appears in the form of a mini-Chinese alter consiting of incense and two madarines in Hong Kong. Indeed, we Chinese have worshipped His Noodliness since the beginning of the world.
- Pastafarian Christina

FSM got me off work

Published by Bobby Henderson March 25th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 14 Comments

So I was having a terrible day at work, more for personal reasons than the job itself, but I was, when the boss walks in and ask: “Would you mind finnishing early, I could do with getting off and would like to lock up”. I’m sure you’ll agree this does not even qualify as a [...]

Are you joking?

Published by Bobby Henderson March 18th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 210 Comments

ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING??????!!!! A flying Spagetti Monster created this world??? you idiots have way too much time on your hands. I thought i saw it all But YOU guys for sure topped the stupidest list of SHIT ive seen/ OMG please get a life.
-mrs pope

FSM Bank Card

Published by Bobby Henderson March 12th, 2009 in General FSM news. 30 Comments

I thought this would look nice on the vengaza.org website. It won’t top the fsm tattoo of course, but I hope you find it worthy nonetheless. It’s my brand new bank card from ING bank. In the Netherlands, some banks allow you to have a custom picture on your bank card, so I had [...]

Look at this tattoo

Published by Bobby Henderson March 9th, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 25 Comments

Fares’ tattoo. Work done by Albertino Tattoo Bikers, Beirut, Lebanon.
Anyone care to top this?

FSM on Futurama

Published by Bobby Henderson March 7th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 25 Comments

Thanks to Pastafarian Ricardo for spotting this FSM sighting in the opening credits of the Futurama movie Beyond the Wild Green Yonder. Here’s a video:
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snow fsm

Published by Bobby Henderson March 5th, 2009 in General FSM news. 18 Comments

While camping in Northern Minnesota, my friend and I felt the presence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We were guided by his noodly appendage to create his starchy image in the snow.
-Pastafarians Luke and Bryan

That is amazing. You guys did an excellent job.

Biology book sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson March 4th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 27 Comments

Scanning my biology book last week, my fellow Pastafarian Evan and i were struck with amazement as to what we saw. What the words described as a “repressor protein” we clearly recognized as His Noodliness. Once again, His noodly appendage is thrust into science to show the non-believers that He created everything that there is. [...]