Isn’t it wonderful that our pician brothers are also doing their part to end the global warming, tornadoes, and earthquakes! Truly He works in mysterious ways!
hail earthlings, for i am the flying spaghetti monster, the one true food based lord. I come bearing a message:
Be borne to your galleons, take to the seven seas and become pirates once more. The earth has become too hot for my liking, and my milk has gone off. that is why the world needs more pirates: because i like milk, and i like it cold.
now i must go upon my mysterious travels, mischeiviously changing the results of those pesky scientist’s test. but i leave you this one last word of cosmic advise:
The pirate fish once ate a curtain rail and so must you, one day.
Rachel Maddow gave a shoutout to the Flying Spaghetti Monster on Thursday, Feb. 12th.
On her MSNBC show, I mean.
Religion was made to keep the poor from killing the rich…
Isn’t it wonderful that our pician brothers are also doing their part to end the global warming, tornadoes, and earthquakes! Truly He works in mysterious ways!
something smells fishy…i love it!
I’ma Believer.
Happy darwin’s day
Pirate fish, this is truely the work of the almighty.
I never eating fish again!
hail earthlings, for i am the flying spaghetti monster, the one true food based lord. I come bearing a message:
Be borne to your galleons, take to the seven seas and become pirates once more. The earth has become too hot for my liking, and my milk has gone off. that is why the world needs more pirates: because i like milk, and i like it cold.
now i must go upon my mysterious travels, mischeiviously changing the results of those pesky scientist’s test. but i leave you this one last word of cosmic advise:
The pirate fish once ate a curtain rail and so must you, one day.
I fare thee well residents of earth.
p.s – i love you