Have you ever read what you have written?

Published February 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Have you ever read what you have written? If you have, RE-read it. Your so-called scientific evidence of this “FSM” is that he secretly changes the outcome of scientists results of the age of the earth with his noodely appendage- where’s the evidence? We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?”

Seriously, that’s right, I’m being SERIOUS, PIRATES?! Of course the number of pirates has gone down over the years, people evolve and the age changes. People can go the supermarket to get food instead of pillaging villages to steal their food and money. We have jobs now. There is no need for pirates. Saying that the reason the earth is heating is because the number of PIRATES has gone down is like a Christian saying that hell is filling with too many souls, which means that it’s getting hotter and over heating the earth. Nothing against Christians-, i am one, but it would sound ridiculous even for one to say that.

Re-read your evidence and see if you can find some legitimate information, instead of feeding empty lies to people. It is simple logic. Use the common sense you were born with. Back up your theories with substantial evidence! Do not just say something you invented off the top of your head. God made us in his image. Are we made to look like spaghetti? Think about it. Use LOGIC. It is as simple as that. Think. You do not have to be a genius to see stupidity when it is right in front of you. I just want you to think about it and see reason and logic. People make noodles and meatballs and spaghetti sauce out of flour and COWS and tomatoes. Who made the ingredients to make your god? I just encourage you to use common sense and think about the fact that you are worshipping a meal.

-Rebecca



344 Responses to “Have you ever read what you have written?”

  1. Reverend James, UCTAA says:

    My dearest Rebecca,
    Please get a grip. This site is not a serious religion but a parody. There is as much evidence to support the existence of the FSM as there is in a bible written by the church nearly 40 years after the death of Jesus having evidence that he was “God’s” messiah.

  2. jordan says:

    Wow im 14 i stopped beliveing in imaginary things like god when i was 5 there is no one who is everything that has been there forever to rule all with no sense of time or space grow up.

  3. Adam says:

    Quoting you, Rebecca,

    “We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, ‘he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?’”

    Is that not the same process that leads you to have faith in God?

  4. G says:

    If god made us all in his image he would be a multicoloured hemaphrodite.

  5. carl merida says:

    okay, show me evidence of YOUR god

    hypocrite

  6. CrudOMatic says:

    “”"Have you ever read what you have written? If you have, RE-read it. Your so-called scientific evidence of this “FSM” is that he secretly changes the outcome of scientists results of the age of the earth with his noodely appendage- where’s the evidence? We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?””"”

    Replace all references of “Flying Spaghetti Monster” and “FSM” with “GOD” and “Jesus Christ”.

    You have pretty much answered your question then. Do you now not see how stupid Christianity is? GOD & Jesus got magical powers man. They can put fossils in the earth to test our faith! (I scored a -3). When big mean science man proves him wrong, he gets a loony from his ranks to claim that God can’t be held to the rules, and therefore explanations change of why/how.

  7. milteron says:

    The best thing about this is that a lot of Christians in here use theories to prove that the FSM doesn’t exist that could also apply to god perfectly. Holy Shit. Awesome!

  8. OenSG says:

    ….. i’m sorry, but, noodles are not made from cows… not from the meat at least. Maybe you mean the milk from cows, but reading your hate mail, it seems highly doubtful.

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