Have you ever read what you have written?

Published February 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Have you ever read what you have written? If you have, RE-read it. Your so-called scientific evidence of this “FSM” is that he secretly changes the outcome of scientists results of the age of the earth with his noodely appendage- where’s the evidence? We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?”

Seriously, that’s right, I’m being SERIOUS, PIRATES?! Of course the number of pirates has gone down over the years, people evolve and the age changes. People can go the supermarket to get food instead of pillaging villages to steal their food and money. We have jobs now. There is no need for pirates. Saying that the reason the earth is heating is because the number of PIRATES has gone down is like a Christian saying that hell is filling with too many souls, which means that it’s getting hotter and over heating the earth. Nothing against Christians-, i am one, but it would sound ridiculous even for one to say that.

Re-read your evidence and see if you can find some legitimate information, instead of feeding empty lies to people. It is simple logic. Use the common sense you were born with. Back up your theories with substantial evidence! Do not just say something you invented off the top of your head. God made us in his image. Are we made to look like spaghetti? Think about it. Use LOGIC. It is as simple as that. Think. You do not have to be a genius to see stupidity when it is right in front of you. I just want you to think about it and see reason and logic. People make noodles and meatballs and spaghetti sauce out of flour and COWS and tomatoes. Who made the ingredients to make your god? I just encourage you to use common sense and think about the fact that you are worshipping a meal.

-Rebecca



344 Responses to “Have you ever read what you have written?”

  1. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “Are we made to look like spaghetti? Think about it. Use LOGIC”

    Why would anyone think that we should have been made in the image of spaghetti ?!?

  2. galderon says:

    Rebecca,

    Investigate that whooshing sound above your head.

    Thanks!

  3. Darwin says:

    People make pasta from COWS? – Wow!
    Would you mind to tell me where they do that? Just want to have a look at the scene!

    Darwin

  4. BlackBard says:

    Rebecca,

    I enjoyed reading your post, with the exception of your annoying redundancy. Without belaboring the point, maybe you should re-read your evidence, too. Do you actually think that your god looks like a human being? A transcendent being, who is everywhere, looks like a human? Seriously?

    You make a good point when you say we should use the common sense we were born with. I recommend it to you for when you re-read your bible. Instead of just accepting what you have been told, use your critical abilities to reconsider whether or not there was a talking snake, a boat that could hold all the creatures, two by two, and enough food for them while the great flood covered the entire earth, and on and on….. You know that this is impossible!

    High marks for correct spelling, good grammar and sentence structure. Extra credit for no swearing.

    RAmen

  5. Socrateswise says:

    Hi Rebecca,

    Thank you for opening my eyes. Its true, if i think about it and try to find reason and logic, it really makes no sense.

    Have you ever re

  6. Socrateswise says:

    Hi Rebecca,

    Thank you for opening my eyes. Its true, if i think about it and try to find reason and logic, it really makes no sense.

    Have you ever read the Bible? Think about it. Use LOGIC.It is as simple as that. Think. You do not have to be a genius to see stupidity when it is right in front of you. I just want you to think about it and see reason and logic

    In my eyes FSM is a parody, a way to react against some fundamentalist believers. In this case its a reaction against creationisme and ID.
    If you look at it with that in mind, it makes a lot of sense, much more sense then any religion.

    Since when makes religion sense anyway? And if i had to make a choise, i choose the tasty religion. Just my opinion tough.

    Maybe someday you see the light…

    greetings from a belgian believer

  7. Demigodrick says:

    Quick question about the spaghetti sauce from cows… if god made them, what the hell made ‘God’?? You have absolutely no evidence to back up your theory of God!! And if he made us a direct image of himself, why does he never show himself? And YOU, a CHRISTIAN going on about common sense??

    You must be having a laugh yourself, because if you believe a theory that everything was made by a beardy old man with super powers in 6 days, and that we all feel pain because of a magical talking snake persuading a woman to eat an apple, you must be the mad one.

    Also why do we have to look like our God? Where is this rule written down??

    I ask you to see some common sense.

  8. Perl says:

    Rebecca has perfectly (almost too perfectly?) set herself up here for some ridicule. I almost thought she realized it for a second there when she actually MADE A COMPARISON TO CHRISTIANITY, but no – too blinded by her own faith perhaps. Sad.

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