Rachel Maddow talks about Darwin’s Birthday and the evolution – ID debate, and about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
FSM on the Rachel Maddow Show
Rachel Maddow talks about Darwin’s Birthday and the evolution – ID debate, and about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
As an ordained minister of the Church, I am disappointed that she calls it “satire”. I mean, it is good press for FSM, but she obviously has not been touched enough by His Noodly Appendage which explains why she is is so tall (Maddow is 5’11″).
Well it would be brilliant for satire if you didn’t believe in it, and since most of the world population does not I guess that makes it satire. The FSM would approve, as I’m sure It has a great sense of humour.
i have officially given up on the human race after reading this today.
As a born again Scientologist I very much fear that your fake FSM religion is nothing but a CULT. I shall pray for you oh suppressed ones.
now please excuse me, i’m off to smoke me crack
According to the Onion, there’s a scandal in the Church of Scientology because of thetans being molested. What about that, Tom?
Such baseless, unsubstantiated accusations amount to little more than pure libel my kind Sir & like most publications where an onion is involved bring tears to my eyes & acute gastric irritations. Let me assure you that the specimens concerned were not in fact thetans, but parasitic Mao-mao creatures from the galaxy of Epsilon Andromeda III that arrived on planet earth sometime before the second ice-age when that goddam sabre-tooth squirrel Scrat climbed the glacier to bury his acorn, but accidentally opened a hole in it.
We should be grateful that Frank D. Linehans stiff ministerial vigor & hard resolve landed them what they deserved; sore rear-end/not. If still in doubt pass by your local CoS for your complimentary auditing & rest assured everything will fall into perspective in no time at all.
Ah yes, & before i forget, bring $50 along with you as well.
You fools! Don’t feed the trolls!!!
Trolls are placed to test faith, my friend. No need for the warnings.
Finally, a religion I can believe in. Plus I like spaghetti.
Can I still be a member of good standing in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, even though I am gluten intolerant?
Yes, there is gluten-free pasta. Welcome aboard.