can i please have your address

Published February 5th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Bobby Henderson can I please have your address so I can personally come over and slap you right across your ignorant fat idiot head! Followed by a roundhouse kick to the mullet and then a pipe to the teeth!!!
-Agathis

no



302 Responses to “can i please have your address”

  1. Trey says:

    Start Swimming, because the great Bobby is Sailing with his Noodliness on the high seas! To be honest, us pirates really dont take kindly to you threatening our Noodlinesses finest prophet for no reason, so i would recommend apologizing. he did nothing to you, so leave the man alone, you dont see us trying to assault your prophets.

    p.s. after youre done apologizing, do us a favor and put 10 percent of your income into the donations box for our pirate ship, you seem to have no problem giving it away to non-existant gods, so why not help us build a boat? :)

    RAmen!

  2. Michael F. says:

    Agathis, I believe based on what was written, belongs to the Church of Domestic Violence. They believe that god is a violent ex-boyfriend. He wears a wife beater, drives a beater (pre-90s) Chevy pickup truck, and drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. They firmly believe the only way to express love for ones fellow humans is to beat/kick/molest etc them. An occasional murder (if the biatch really got outa hand) is tolerated. I am only assuming of course. Could be a Christian, too, I guess.

  3. Geran M says:

    I wonder if the author of this letter knows that a mullet is a hairstyle.

    -Geran

  4. CrudOMatic says:

    Such violence! Continue to show us the “benevolent nature” of Christianity. All it does is add fuel to the fire… and the pot grows hotter, the noodles become tender. It is almost time for the Great straining and rinsing of man’s souls!

    10 to 1, ol’ Aggie wouldn’t be anywhere near as aggressive in a real life confrontation. Kinda hard to be a badass when you’re choking on the barrel of a .357

    Just sayin’.

  5. Michal Dorgan says:

    If you look deep enough you will see music; the sensitivity of nature being everywhere music.

  6. Jee Dee says:

    I’m sorry, only Chuck Norris has the right to beat people up without any justified motives.

    • Keith says:

      What about Russell Crowe?

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