Seemingly overnight, my cactus sprouted three new appendages.
This happened shortly after finding out about the Gospel. Weird, huh?
This cactus has remained the same for over 10 years until now.
Robyn
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That’s actually really freaking weird
And really freaking awesome
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Wow, FSM really wants to touch you with his noodly appendages (or cactus appendages)?
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The miracles never cease. How could anyone deny Him?
rAmen
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That is one twisted (and touched) cactus.
I guess FSM really wants you to be part of his church.
You should be honored.
Either that, or he has taken a recent liking to cacti. Hmmm…….
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yup, photoshop’ll do that to people. theres a website called 1000words you should submit this to.
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We are all His Lordship’s creatures, and cacti are no exception. Even so, I’d much rather receive a touch with a Noodly Appendage than a Thorny Appendage!
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A miracle!!!!!!!!
Can we flock to your place and worship it? Promise we won’t touch!
Hail the FSM!
Ramen!
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This kind of phenomena are unexplained both by Evolution and Intelligent Design. Only Unintelligent Design such as FSM theory can explain them.
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He is calling to ye. It would be wise to take heed and guide others to the touch of his Noodly Appendage.
rAmen
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Swear to god, when my toast popped up this morning, there was a perfect image of the flying spaghetti monster burned into one side of the toast!
At first, I was gonna sell it on ebay, but then I was REALLY hungry and I also had a headache from not eating since the previous evening.
After eating the miraculous toast, my headache went away when I was instantly healed!
Hallelujah! It’s a miracle for sure! Thank you flying spaghetti monster!
I finally believe…
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wow, thats weird
but cool
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Yaarrrrggghhhh!! ‘Tis truly a blessing upon ye, matey. He reveals himself to us in truly amazing ways, ’tis true!
RAmen
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After reading through this article, I feel that I really need more information on the topic. Could you suggest some resources ?
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lol i think you mean “sick” cactus
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