Comments on: Have you ever read what you have written? http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: OenSG http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-926057 OenSG Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:09:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-926057 ..... i'm sorry, but, noodles are not made from cows... not from the meat at least. Maybe you mean the milk from cows, but reading your hate mail, it seems highly doubtful. ….. i’m sorry, but, noodles are not made from cows… not from the meat at least. Maybe you mean the milk from cows, but reading your hate mail, it seems highly doubtful.

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]]> By: milteron http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-921128 milteron Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:42:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-921128 The best thing about this is that a lot of Christians in here use theories to prove that the FSM doesn't exist that could also apply to god perfectly. Holy Shit. Awesome! The best thing about this is that a lot of Christians in here use theories to prove that the FSM doesn’t exist that could also apply to god perfectly. Holy Shit. Awesome!

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-917282 CrudOMatic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:55:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-917282 """Have you ever read what you have written? If you have, RE-read it. Your so-called scientific evidence of this “FSM” is that he secretly changes the outcome of scientists results of the age of the earth with his noodely appendage- where’s the evidence? We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?”""" Replace all references of "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and "FSM" with "GOD" and "Jesus Christ". You have pretty much answered your question then. Do you now not see how stupid Christianity is? GOD & Jesus got magical powers man. They can put fossils in the earth to test our faith! (I scored a -3). When big mean science man proves him wrong, he gets a loony from his ranks to claim that God can't be held to the rules, and therefore explanations change of why/how. “”"Have you ever read what you have written? If you have, RE-read it. Your so-called scientific evidence of this “FSM” is that he secretly changes the outcome of scientists results of the age of the earth with his noodely appendage- where’s the evidence? We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?””"”

Replace all references of “Flying Spaghetti Monster” and “FSM” with “GOD” and “Jesus Christ”.

You have pretty much answered your question then. Do you now not see how stupid Christianity is? GOD & Jesus got magical powers man. They can put fossils in the earth to test our faith! (I scored a -3). When big mean science man proves him wrong, he gets a loony from his ranks to claim that God can’t be held to the rules, and therefore explanations change of why/how.

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]]> By: carl merida http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-908057 carl merida Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:29:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-908057 okay, show me evidence of YOUR god hypocrite okay, show me evidence of YOUR god

hypocrite

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]]> By: G http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-882501 G Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:26:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-882501 If god made us all in his image he would be a multicoloured hemaphrodite. If god made us all in his image he would be a multicoloured hemaphrodite.

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]]> By: Adam http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-877920 Adam Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:07:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-877920 Quoting you, Rebecca, "We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, 'he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?'" Is that not the same process that leads you to have faith in God? Quoting you, Rebecca,

“We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, ‘he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?’”

Is that not the same process that leads you to have faith in God?

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]]> By: jordan http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-843222 jordan Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:16:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-843222 Wow im 14 i stopped beliveing in imaginary things like god when i was 5 there is no one who is everything that has been there forever to rule all with no sense of time or space grow up. Wow im 14 i stopped beliveing in imaginary things like god when i was 5 there is no one who is everything that has been there forever to rule all with no sense of time or space grow up.

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]]> By: Reverend James, UCTAA http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-838460 Reverend James, UCTAA Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:25:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-838460 My dearest Rebecca, Please get a grip. This site is not a serious religion but a parody. There is as much evidence to support the existence of the FSM as there is in a bible written by the church nearly 40 years after the death of Jesus having evidence that he was "God's" messiah. My dearest Rebecca,
Please get a grip. This site is not a serious religion but a parody. There is as much evidence to support the existence of the FSM as there is in a bible written by the church nearly 40 years after the death of Jesus having evidence that he was “God’s” messiah.

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]]> By: Bagelsauce http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-836294 Bagelsauce Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:09:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-836294 Careful with that whole "Logic" concept 'Becca, it can really screw up all that faith you hold so dear. For example, try going through any random unfounded belief logically: If we're made in god's image, god must look like a human. So god must have an asshole. Do you think god's asshole ever itches? Does he scratch with two fingers or one? Does he get the hot farts after eating chili? God must have a prostate right? Do you think god like it in the butthole? Does he obey the one knuckle rule? See? Logic can be scary! It's best to take things at face value and never question them if you ask me. Careful with that whole “Logic” concept ‘Becca, it can really screw up all that faith you hold so dear.
For example, try going through any random unfounded belief logically:
If we’re made in god’s image, god must look like a human. So god must have an asshole. Do you think god’s asshole ever itches? Does he scratch with two fingers or one? Does he get the hot farts after eating chili? God must have a prostate right? Do you think god like it in the butthole? Does he obey the one knuckle rule?
See? Logic can be scary! It’s best to take things at face value and never question them if you ask me.

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]]> By: Ami the Waffle http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-830996 Ami the Waffle Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:02:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-830996 Thats our point my dear. This is the non sense that YOUR faith has been spewing. Look up the definition "parody" and get back to us. <3 Thats our point my dear. This is the non sense that YOUR faith has been spewing. Look up the definition “parody” and get back to us. <3

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]]> By: Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-830669 Drained and Washed Clean Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:57:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-830669 Rebecca, Dear one. I can see that you are seriously serious about the pirate thing. But are you also as seriously serious about a man walking on water? Or perhaps taking water in jugs and turning it magically into alcohol. Being swallowed alive and whole by a mega fish that has never been shown to exist? OH! I got it! A man impregnating a woman who has never had sex himself so that he can be born to save the world, then is killed and raises himself from the dead! That has to be what you are so seriously serious about. Have YOU read YOUR evidence? Well then I suggest that you re-read it because the Gospels cannot even agree on Jesus’ ancestors or where he was born. The “buybull” contradicts itself at every turn. At least ours doesn’t do that. Words appear in your book that weren’t even invented until after it was written and published for awhile (homosexual not invented until the 16th century… yet in the bible… hmmm… convenient for you to go after homosexuals and tell them they are going to hell because you don’t agree with what they do). I have used logic, and I am quite aware of how I was created. It started with the big bang, and ended with use being made from stardust (Fred Hoyle). Now I think it is time for you to quit whining about our beliefs and actually use LOGIC on your own. You may be surprised at the result. I know I was. Go in Peace and Sauciness, RAmen, D&WC Rebecca,
Dear one. I can see that you are seriously serious about the pirate thing. But are you also as seriously serious about a man walking on water? Or perhaps taking water in jugs and turning it magically into alcohol. Being swallowed alive and whole by a mega fish that has never been shown to exist? OH! I got it! A man impregnating a woman who has never had sex himself so that he can be born to save the world, then is killed and raises himself from the dead! That has to be what you are so seriously serious about.

Have YOU read YOUR evidence? Well then I suggest that you re-read it because the Gospels cannot even agree on Jesus’ ancestors or where he was born. The “buybull” contradicts itself at every turn. At least ours doesn’t do that. Words appear in your book that weren’t even invented until after it was written and published for awhile (homosexual not invented until the 16th century… yet in the bible… hmmm… convenient for you to go after homosexuals and tell them they are going to hell because you don’t agree with what they do).

I have used logic, and I am quite aware of how I was created. It started with the big bang, and ended with use being made from stardust (Fred Hoyle). Now I think it is time for you to quit whining about our beliefs and actually use LOGIC on your own. You may be surprised at the result. I know I was.

Go in Peace and Sauciness, RAmen,
D&WC

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]]> By: hap http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-826976 hap Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:41:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-826976 "where’s the evidence?" We can safely ask every religion the same question. @315... i just read your post, and you put into words what i was thinking, therefore i will give up with this post :D “where’s the evidence?”
We can safely ask every religion the same question.

@315… i just read your post, and you put into words what i was thinking, therefore i will give up with this post :D

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]]> By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-826362 theFewtheProudtheMarinara Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:35:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-826362 God made us in his image? No self-respecting omnipotent being could POSSIBLY resemble the very short, wide and lumpy woman in stretch pants I saw at a bus stop yesterday. God made us in his image? No self-respecting omnipotent being could POSSIBLY
resemble the very short, wide and lumpy woman in stretch pants I saw at a bus stop yesterday.

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]]> By: Drake http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-826281 Drake Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:01:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-826281 Dear Rebecca, You clearly have a knack for rational thought, and unlike most hate-mailers there is irrefutable logic in your arguments. However, these arguments you make are equally applicable to every other religion on the planet. You are correct in everything you say, however, how does your own religion hold up against those same arguments? If you look at it objectively you will surely come to the conclusion that our belief in the Great FSM is just as nutty as your belief in God. As there is no proof of the FSM, there is no proof of God. As for our 'science', it is merely a reaction to Creationist hard-heads who feel God created teh world 4000 (or was it 6000?) years ago. There is no proof of this, rather, there is a lot of evidence pointing to our planet being well over 3 billion years old. The pirate proof is an illustration of how easy it is to manipulate two totally unrelated facts, and make them seem connected. The first rule of science is to be fair in all trials. So if you wish to condemn our faith by your reasoning, you must also apply that same line of reasoning to every other faith in the world. I applaud your reasoning, just be careful of the fact that every argument works both ways. May his Noodliness be with you Dear Rebecca,

You clearly have a knack for rational thought, and unlike most hate-mailers there is irrefutable logic in your arguments. However, these arguments you make are equally applicable to every other religion on the planet. You are correct in everything you say, however, how does your own religion hold up against those same arguments? If you look at it objectively you will surely come to the conclusion that our belief in the Great FSM is just as nutty as your belief in God. As there is no proof of the FSM, there is no proof of God. As for our ’science’, it is merely a reaction to Creationist hard-heads who feel God created teh world 4000 (or was it 6000?) years ago. There is no proof of this, rather, there is a lot of evidence pointing to our planet being well over 3 billion years old. The pirate proof is an illustration of how easy it is to manipulate two totally unrelated facts, and make them seem connected. The first rule of science is to be fair in all trials. So if you wish to condemn our faith by your reasoning, you must also apply that same line of reasoning to every other faith in the world.

I applaud your reasoning, just be careful of the fact that every argument works both ways.

May his Noodliness be with you

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]]> By: Long John Silver http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-825977 Long John Silver Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:11:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-825977 "Use LOGIC" - LOL - "People make noodles and meatballs and spaghetti sauce out of flour and COWS and tomatoes." - really? - LJS “Use LOGIC” – LOL
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“People make noodles and meatballs and spaghetti sauce out of flour and COWS and tomatoes.” – really?
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LJS

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]]> By: Guy http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-823558 Guy Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:51:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-823558 The irony is killing me. The irony is killing me.

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]]> By: BeeJay http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-823474 BeeJay Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:08:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-823474 # 302, not all people aged under 20 have poor writing and grammar skills. I myself am 15 and am a rather accomplished writer. I know many people aged 20 + that may perhaps type worse than this. It is education not age ;] Anyways, about this E-mail, the first thing I have to say is fine, there is no evidence supporting our religion, but where is the evidence supporting your own? You say God created us in his own image, YOUR God created us in his own image. What's saying our God did that very same thing? Where is the logic for your own God? You guys really need to think before you write out these crappy lil hate mails :) Bethh.. # 302, not all people aged under 20 have poor writing and grammar skills. I myself am 15 and am a rather accomplished writer. I know many people aged 20 + that may perhaps type worse than this. It is education not age ;]

Anyways, about this E-mail, the first thing I have to say is fine, there is no evidence supporting our religion, but where is the evidence supporting your own? You say God created us in his own image, YOUR God created us in his own image. What’s saying our God did that very same thing? Where is the logic for your own God? You guys really need to think before you write out these crappy lil hate mails :)

Bethh..

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]]> By: me http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-823002 me Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:51:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-823002 This person clearly doesn't get that there isn't a "fact that you are worshipping a meal." This person clearly doesn’t get that there isn’t a “fact that you are worshipping a meal.”

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]]> By: jc http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-817429 jc Thu, 28 May 2009 06:38:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-817429 Whooooooosh! Went over her head like a low flying F16 Whooooooosh! Went over her head like a low flying F16

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]]> By: I'll call myself... http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-810604 I'll call myself... Wed, 13 May 2009 19:51:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/02/02/have-you-ever-read/#comment-810604 Can you give us proof of your God's existence? Can you give us proof of your God’s existence?

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