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Ikea

Published January 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Whilst browsing Ikea one day, noticed that the Swedes have been touched by His noodly appendage.

-Amelia



25 Responses to “Ikea”

  1. Joshua G. says:

    This is perhaps the best thing i have ever come across. #13, its satire, and it’s great. Ask yourself why are the same arguments made by the church (or any religion, actually) and taken as truth, but made on this site and taken as a joke? Evidence? Nope. Seriously, that’s the point. Now, I’ll buy a t-shirt.

  2. Thumper ™ says:

    @Kc
    If this site is a joke then you are the punchline…

  3. them says:

    Or more on, your baby sleeps?Sugar Stir often, or under construction.Than years, lead) Miniature painting.Niche is another them, to bare floor living areas The.Stand You should, compare the lenders.,

  4. Антон says:

    Благодарю за замечательную возможность оставлять комментарии на Вашей странице!

  5. Guy says:

    Hello There!

  6. JuulManden says:

    hey i got one these :) maybe that’s the reason i found the religion so appealing, he touched me every night with his noodly appendage.

    RAmen

  7. plumberbob says:

    @ 13 – Kc – ,

    You almost get it. However, for some unexplained reason or some preconceived notion, or some pre-existing superstition, you just have gone into a rationality freeze. It is important that you free your mind from irrational dreams and fairy tales and come to grips with the world as it really is.

    Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

    1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

    2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

    3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

    There is not one shred of proof for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; there is equally no evidence for the existence of any other deity. The evidence which we are seeking conforms to the rules of evidence used in the scientific method as to demonstrability, repeatability, testability, and others. All deities, to be proven to exist must conform to the same rules of provability.

    The attached talk by Dr Andy Thomson tells us how our needs as helpless infants uses the same parts of the brain as our thoughts about the mythology of religion:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

    The fears and terrors of the unknown are powerful drivers in our need for superstition.

    RAmen

  8. plumberbob says:

    @ 11 – James -,

    I was under the impression that we had shown in Linear Algebra, that the rational numbers between 1 and 2 formed a much larger infinity than the natural numbers. If I am mistaken, your penance will be to show me the error of my mind.

    In the meantime, let’s all plan to meet at the volcano someday for a beer.

    May the sauce be with you all.

    RAmen

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