I am going to eat your god

Published January 9th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! he looks tasty.

No i meant seriously .. SERIOUSLY. As a christian myself, i love my God and the son of God, Jesus. He has saved me.

WHAT is a dinner gonna do? feed you for one night? Flying Speghetti Monster!!!???? SERIOUSLY!

i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.

as i am a young adult, i still am not naive enough to buy into this.

SO PLEASE! IM STARVING! IM GONNA HAVE YOUR GOD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

YUMMY SPEGHETTI!
-Crystie



276 Responses to “I am going to eat your god”

  1. Facelessfollower says:

    Correction, I eat god every day. A little bit of alfredo and BAM! Thatsa spicy Deity!
    You have this whole thing backwards, Crystie.
    P.S, Stop typing in all caps, you spastic chimp.

  2. Pepe Cassidy says:

    I hope he tastes great.

    RAmen

  3. Brendan says:

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!EPIC FAIL!!!!!
    Pasta shall only be eatin on friday(just like your mom)
    Fuck Haters
    RAmen

  4. Jimmy-Bob says:

    What exactly has your God saved you from ??

    • Ritchi says:

      free thinking and the advancement of human knowledge through science

  5. CrudOMatic says:

    “”"as i am a young adult, i still am not naive enough to buy into this.”"”

    Yet you bought into Christianity. All I have to say.

  6. dinnerman says:

    If they eat our god, can we eat theirs?

  7. Allirei says:

    And I eat your god every day… a little bread for my sandwich, some wine after dinner…
    What’s your point? I thought eating gods was the point of religions.

  8. DarthFennec says:

    `i still am not naive enough to buy into this.’
    You are, however, naive enough to buy into Christianity.

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