I am going to eat your god

Published January 9th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! he looks tasty.

No i meant seriously .. SERIOUSLY. As a christian myself, i love my God and the son of God, Jesus. He has saved me.

WHAT is a dinner gonna do? feed you for one night? Flying Speghetti Monster!!!???? SERIOUSLY!

i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.

as i am a young adult, i still am not naive enough to buy into this.

SO PLEASE! IM STARVING! IM GONNA HAVE YOUR GOD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

YUMMY SPEGHETTI!
-Crystie



274 Responses to “I am going to eat your god”

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  1. Jee Dee says:

    NO! Don’t eat my good!

  2. Mird says:

    Oh dear me…so ironic.

    • el-dub says:

      Yes, the ironing is delicious.

  3. Keith says:

    As you are a young adult you still have some time left to learn correct spelling and grammar.

  4. Brad Sherwood says:

    think about it, my god is worth an entire meal, your god isn’t even a good snack. At least my god is good for something.

  5. Zach Gajda says:

    He’s made of pasta, he’ll feed us and keep us from starving because he loves us ^_^

  6. Joukahainen says:

    Asking if FSM is real just proves the point that the one asking is a dumb loser.

  7. Seiryuu says:

    That just goes to show that the FSM is more caring that whatever god you believe in. He creates sustenance for us in His image and texture, letting us take Him into our bodies quite literally. When has the Christian God ever done that?

  8. schpounts says:

    Thank you to make a pasta sacrifice

    FSM will be pleased!

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