I am going to eat your god

Published January 9th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR GOOOOOOOOD!!!!! he looks tasty.

No i meant seriously .. SERIOUSLY. As a christian myself, i love my God and the son of God, Jesus. He has saved me.

WHAT is a dinner gonna do? feed you for one night? Flying Speghetti Monster!!!???? SERIOUSLY!

i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.

as i am a young adult, i still am not naive enough to buy into this.

SO PLEASE! IM STARVING! IM GONNA HAVE YOUR GOD FOR DINNER TONIGHT! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

YUMMY SPEGHETTI!
-Crystie



276 Responses to “I am going to eat your god”

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  1. Libbith says:

    I love my God too, the FSM. I know he has saved me, by touching me with his noodly appendages that is.

  2. Pete Byrdie says:

    Crystie said, “i hope this is a joke, cause if the nation is stupid enough to believe this bull then they are stupid enough to believe anything whats so ever.”

    The evidence of the last few centuries suggests so, yes.

    Crystie also said, “As a christian myself, i love my God and the son of God, Jesus. He has saved me”, but also, “i still am not naive enough to buy into this.”

    So, contradictory opinions of Crystie from him or herself there.

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