“For all the gods of the peoples are idols, but the LORD made the heavens.” (1 Chronicles 16:26).
“You shall not make anything to be with Me – gods of silver or gods of gold you shall not make for yourselves.” (Exodus 20:23).
“What you have in your mind shall never be, when you say, ‘We will be like the Gentiles, like the families in other countries, serving wood and stone.’” (Ezekiel 20:32).
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Exodus 20:3 (Deuteronomy 5:7, Judges 6:10, Hosea 13:4″
-Jerry
“I am right, and the previous statement pertains to what is being discussed” Gospel of Fred, 3:21
See, I too can “prove” my case by quoting scripture.
Jerry,
Humans cloned Dinosaurs and made an amusment park about them. -Jurassic Park 1:1
Hey Jerry (any relation to Jerry Falwell ?). FSM is a lot better than Yahweh. He doesn’t take credit for mass rapes or infanticide. He doesn’t dwell on imaginary kingdoms like Solomon. He doesn’t condone violence. Most importantly, he is not jealous. Yahweh, the Holy Ghost and Allah all have a lesson or two to learn from FSM.
And by the way he is not silver, gold, wood or stone. He is noodles and meatballs. The Old Testament doesn’t prohibit that. Either it’s OK, or Yahweh didn’t see it coming.
Well, I guess we’re okay then. Says nothing about Gods of pasta. but I do have to wonder what the Gods of all the other religions have to say about this.
Yeah, that be what all the gods say. Mine offers a beer volcano! Arg.
Jerry:
Unless you’re a Jewish person, you’re a Gentile.
Thought you should know that.
Meisha
Aren’t all of those book a bit outdated?
Yes yes, we’ve heard this before. The bible is true because the bible says it’s true. Checkmate!