Cuss me out, I could care less

Published January 1st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Cuss me out, I could care less. But what you are saying really ticks me off. I believe in someone bigger than anyone could imagine. And trust me, I KNOW He is real. I truly think this “Flying Spaghetti Monster” is a horrible sad joke, something a 4 year old would joke about. This “Bobby” guy needs to get a life, really.

Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life? I think NOT!! I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)
-pgh



196 Responses to “Cuss me out, I could care less”

  1. Jimmy-Bob says:

    How do you know that your god is real ??
    Seriously, I’m asking. I want to hear your evidence.

  2. carl merida says:

    exactly how is it you “know” your god is real, if you have any evidence i’d love to see it, and if you don’t, i have somethingto tell you, just saying something does NOT make it instantly true (if it did, i’d be having sex right now, but i’m not)

  3. CrudOMatic says:

    “”"I KNOW He is real”"”

    Where is the proof then? Sure you heard that before. You will hear it until the day you die – and rot in the ground.

    “”"Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life?”"”

    Who needs that when you can have everlasting pasta? Besides, everlasting life is overrated – who the hell wants to be alive forever, and around assholes like Jesus Christ, Jerry Falwell and GOD?

    “”"I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)”"”

    You’re just wasting your time, prayer doesn’t work. Besides I don’t want you to… in fact I’ma see if there is a legal recourse to people praying for you against your will – like maybe “Mythological Violation”

  4. demetre kolvasov says:

    FUCK ALL OF YOU i could care less ABOUT your church so go to hell all you mother fuckers. pray for me to your stupid spaghetti monster for all i care both of you can suck my dick bitches. fuck u all of this is a cult so go fuck yourselves

  5. demetre kolvasov says:

    FUCK ALL OF YOU i could care less ABOUT your church so go to hell all you mother fuckers. pray for me to your stupid spaghetti monster for all i care both of you can suck my dick bitches. fuck u all of this is a cult so go fuck yourselves oh one more thing did i mention that you can all fuck yourselves so fuck u

    • Ritchi says:

      posting your comment twice doesn’t make it any more convincing

  6. Ritchi says:

    i will pray to the FSM that your soul may be saved as well.

  7. DarthFennec says:

    `And trust me, I KNOW He is real.’
    Putting `know’ in all caps doesn’t make it any more true. And, you made fun of my holy deity, so how do you expect me to trust you after that?

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