Comments on: I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Really? http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-891445 Really? Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:19:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-891445 If you used spaces, I might understand this letter better, or even if you used something RESEMBLING proper grammar. If you want to get a point across LEARN HOW TO WRITE FIRST! If you used spaces, I might understand this letter better, or even if you used something RESEMBLING proper grammar. If you want to get a point across LEARN HOW TO WRITE FIRST!

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]]> By: Gandhi http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-824712 Gandhi Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:22:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-824712 I´m scared his frien want to talk whit me or us...or something I don´t realy get it I´m scared his frien want to talk whit me or us…or something I don´t realy get it

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]]> By: Erin http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-775854 Erin Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:35:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-775854 My name is Erin and I'm a pastafarian ^_^ I don't understand why this other Erin is so angry at His Noodliness. If she truly respects all religions what is her problem with Pastafarianism? My name is Erin and I’m a pastafarian ^_^
I don’t understand why this other Erin is so angry at His Noodliness. If she truly respects all religions what is her problem with Pastafarianism?

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]]> By: Queen Sheba http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-775266 Queen Sheba Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:07:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-775266 I'd particularly like to know how you'd like to make sense of anything when your commas seem to be attached to the second phrases of your sentences. Thar she blows! RAmen I’d particularly like to know how you’d like to make sense of anything when your commas seem to be attached to the second phrases of your sentences.

Thar she blows!

RAmen

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]]> By: Common Sense http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-758223 Common Sense Sun, 15 Mar 2009 05:56:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-758223 I hope this clears things up for you. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire I hope this clears things up for you.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-756707 plumberbob Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:04:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-756707 @ - mr. Trinborg #154, The English grammar of many hate-mailers, this one included, is very strange and fractured. Many of us for whom English is our native language need to reread some of these rants several times to try to get the sense of what they are trying to say. Even then, it is sometimes unclear to us (Your phrase in question included). We can only presume that the writer is in such a state of passion and fury that they have disconnected their thinking brain from their composing fingers. Here's a good study of these people: http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/ RAmen @ – mr. Trinborg #154,
The English grammar of many hate-mailers, this one included, is very strange and fractured. Many of us for whom English is our native language need to reread some of these rants several times to try to get the sense of what they are trying to say. Even then, it is sometimes unclear to us (Your phrase in question included). We can only presume that the writer is in such a state of passion and fury that they have disconnected their thinking brain from their composing fingers. Here’s a good study of these people:

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/

RAmen

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]]> By: mr. Trinborg http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-755839 mr. Trinborg Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:43:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-755839 Uhm......I'm from Norway, and don't really know that much about English grammar and way of speech, so can anyone tell me where i should use the expression " coming bulls ass " (from the above letter....) B.T.W. I find FSM somewhat strange and maybe a bit too food-centered, but I can feel the crave for Italian food growing inside my heart, much like jesus in the heart of the " newborn " So! Pasta it is!:) Uhm……I’m from Norway, and don’t really know that much about English grammar and way of speech, so can anyone tell me where i should use the expression ” coming bulls ass ” (from the above letter….)

B.T.W. I find FSM somewhat strange and maybe a bit too food-centered, but I can feel the crave for Italian food growing inside my heart, much like jesus in the heart of the ” newborn ”

So!
Pasta it is!:)

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]]> By: Mary Hecko http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-750043 Mary Hecko Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:08:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-750043 Shat is the past tense word of shit. Ex. Yesterday I shat on Erin's face. Do you understand? Shat is the past tense word of shit.
Ex. Yesterday I shat on Erin’s face.

Do you understand?

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]]> By: LittleMissSpaghetti http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-749944 LittleMissSpaghetti Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:43:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-749944 Why do they always end with "all my love" or " Why do they always end with “all my love” or “

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]]> By: Al G http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-744405 Al G Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:21:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-744405 You just don't....get it, do you? How dare you say we're full of shat! If that made any sense, I'd be incredibly offended. You just don’t….get it, do you? How dare you say we’re full of shat! If that made any sense, I’d be incredibly offended.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-744149 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:26:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-744149 Hey, MIke (#149) - don't forget the parting of seas and my personal favorite: talking, flaming shrubery! Hey, MIke (#149) – don’t forget the parting of seas and my personal favorite: talking, flaming shrubery!

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]]> By: MIke http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-743996 MIke Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:51:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-743996 I agree with Christina. The Flying Spaghetti Monster idea is far too silly to believe. Now talking snakes, virgin births, packing every animal on a wooden boat for weeks (along with enough food to sustain them), direct, audible communication with an omnipotent deity, human beings transforming into pillars of salt, etc.... THAT makes absolutely, without a doubt, PERFECT sense. Praise Jesus! I agree with Christina. The Flying Spaghetti Monster idea is far too silly to believe.
Now talking snakes, virgin births, packing every animal on a wooden boat for weeks (along with enough food to sustain them), direct, audible communication with an omnipotent deity, human beings transforming into pillars of salt, etc…. THAT makes absolutely, without a doubt, PERFECT sense. Praise Jesus!

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]]> By: Ashley http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-743734 Ashley Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:06:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-743734 Please just try to be nice. It seems like this website is constantly being clogged up with mean, angry people who just can't handle people having fun, and Christians who just can't handle another religion coming into existence. RAmen. It makes me ashamed, though. My best friend's name is Erin and she is a Pastafarian. Please just try to be nice.
It seems like this website is constantly being clogged up with mean, angry people who just can’t handle people having fun, and Christians who just can’t handle another religion coming into existence.

RAmen.
It makes me ashamed, though.
My best friend’s name is Erin and she is a Pastafarian.

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]]> By: Christina http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-743566 Christina Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:38:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-743566 "Your[sic] the mockery of this bullshit race of humans" - Erin, if you are going to form an opinion on this matter, at least have the common decency to use the correct grammar for its purpose. How can you chastise someone when you are unable to even grasp the basic grammatical concept of 'your' and 'you're'? Christina “Your[sic] the mockery of this bullshit race of humans” – Erin, if you are going to form an opinion on this matter, at least have the common decency to use the correct grammar for its purpose. How can you chastise someone when you are unable to even grasp the basic grammatical concept of ‘your’ and ‘you’re’? Christina

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]]> By: Ron http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-742677 Ron Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:57:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-742677 May you be covered in the sauce of his noodley appendage until you see the light. Ramen ;) May you be covered in the sauce of his noodley appendage until you see the light. Ramen ;)

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]]> By: Rich http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-742222 Rich Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:41:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-742222 This site is brilliant - I haven't laughed so much in ages, count me in as a 'follower'! The funniest part is the hate-mail, absolute loons one and all! All FSM supporters should check out the www.the-brights.net - keep up the good work! This site is brilliant – I haven’t laughed so much in ages, count me in as a ‘follower’! The funniest part is the hate-mail, absolute loons one and all! All FSM supporters should check out the http://www.the-brights.net – keep up the good work!

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]]> By: Ruskafarian http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-741914 Ruskafarian Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:26:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-741914 Pasta la vista, baby! Pasta la vista, baby!

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]]> By: sexypyrate http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-741889 sexypyrate Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:05:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-741889 was that even a coherent thought? was that even a coherent thought?

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]]> By: Insightful Ape http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-741392 Insightful Ape Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:36:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-741392 Jaime, I'm just curious, but what happened to you to make you hate Our Noodly Master so much? Jaime, I’m just curious, but what happened to you to make you hate Our Noodly Master so much?

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]]> By: Signe http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-740070 Signe Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:15:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/01/26/im-sorry-but/#comment-740070 What in the name of noodles is this? The Church of FSM is about friendship beyond religions and how silly it is to manically follow some book... I don't get what the deal is with this hate-mailer. What in the name of noodles is this? The Church of FSM is about friendship beyond religions and how silly it is to manically follow some book… I don’t get what the deal is with this hate-mailer.

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