I’m sorry,but this is beyond ridiculous.It’s all your fault he touched me with his noodly apendage.I’m sorry,I respect all religion,but this is something you’d find coming bulls ass.How can you live with yourself.You seem pathetic,and full of shat.Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.Me and my friend actually considered being “pastafarian” just be ridiculous for a day.I know you don’t take too much shit seriously enough to get through your now worthless life.I’
m done trying to make sense out of this,my friend would also like a word with you. <3,Erin
I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous
Published by Bobby Henderson January 26th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 160 Comments
160 Responses to “I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous”
These last few hate mails seem to be fakes to me. I post on several sites debating religion daily and I have never come across people who type and spell so poorly. Some of the people I actually debate are actually pretty smart and I have to stay on my toes, but these just take the cake. I also notice that several always sign their names in lowercase letters, which leads me to believe that they are done by the same person or people. Or…maybe it’s just the kind of people who come to mock this site.
Regardless, it is still fun to watch all the responses!
RAmen!
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I’m done trying to make sense of Erin’s post. It was overloaded with periods, but somehow still seemed to be one run-on sentance. Spaces after your punctuation might help, friend.
Question.
Why do you come to our website, our home, our place of worship and demand us to convert, or die in hell and eternal damnation, or just yell at us in your illiterate manner? At least it gives me something to do.
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Lets break this message down
Bullshit
Bullshit
Bullshit
Bullshit
Yeah basically
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Another hit-and-run word shitter
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if this is “ridiculous” and “shat” then every other religion is just the same
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Oh my! FSM wont be happy with that one, but dont worry, he is pitful and wont do you any bad, even though you don`t believe in him….yet.
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I think this wins the weirdest hate mail so far.
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Our prayers are with you. Over come your hate, Erin.
There is only one God (two meatballs, sure, and lots of spaghetti, but one God)
Our lives are our ministry…
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No beer volcanoes and stripper factory for you ERIN…
It’s very sad indeed =(=( but there’s always a way to be a faithful Pastafarian!!
Cheers from Mexico City!!
Ramen!!
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Well, if it is real, atleast she signed it with a
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“It’s all your fault he touched me with his noodly apendage”
*snortlaugh*
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On the way home from work today I noticed a sign on the bus from some Christian bible group.
“We have good news and bad news. What to you want first?”
Notice the spelling mistake in the second sentence?
All I could do was laugh! Even their proof-readers can’t spell. I guess this explains a lot about the people that send hate-mail to us. And to think that someone paid a lot of money to get this on; well I don’t know exactly how many buses but it is in the city of Toronto and we have about three million people living here.
Ya gotta laugh!
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I just had a thought that it could be fun just to see who has posted the absolute worst hate-mail. We’ve been collecting them for a few years now and some of them have been hilarious. I’ve noticed that a few Pastafarians have spent the time to do “correct versions”. A few other have graded them as to spelling and grammatical mistakes.We could potentially have a winner here with Erin.
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Stupid girls with their “
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People need to stop assuming this person is Christian. There ARE other idiots on the world, you know…
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This HAS to be a fake, no ones that stupid, I’m serious.
Whatever, I’m going to go enjoy one of the finest gifts the all holy FSM has blessed me with, *angelic quire plays* WEED! Which it also looks like this guy was on when he was bored enough to write this, he was probably all “Durh, I smoked it all and I have no more potato chips, and dude, I swear one of them had the Mona Lisa’s face on it man, dude, I’m going to venganza.org to get a rise outta people dude. lolz, I am good.” AND YOU ALL FELL FOR IT! Be ashamed Pastafarians, be ashamedm tut, tut.
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DAMN! I had a typo on the last “ashamed”. Oh well.
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I don’t get what the person is trying to say…
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To the person who wrote this letter:
Quit apologizing, because this letter and your apologies cancel eachother out. How can you live with yourself? Leave other peoples religions alone you #%#^*$%)!
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I liked the part where they put a little heart after their name. Hate mail is nice.
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I…don’t get it. What is she/he trying to say? I think it’s some emo Christian kid whining at us for ruining humanity, as if they hadn’t already done that.
No hate mail, no matter how poorly conceived, will make me ever give up the one true god, our Noodly Lord.
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You obviously have NO sense of humor and are completely enslaved to a primitive mode of thought– the FSM is The Word, but you can’t even appreciate the humor behind the existence of the FSM because you are such a fucking herd-minded idiot… good for you– you must be proud!!!
Has it ever occured to you that you might be wrong? An ability to question and personally confirm and/or reject ideologies in the world is the CORNERSTONE of an intelligent mind– you are obviously a total tool that not only has no sense of humor, but needs a psychiatric opiate (i.e., religion)to survive because you don’t have the capability to comprehend the harsh realities of life. If you believe that Jesus makes you a better person, then whatever– the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster does that for me too. To me, God is God, whether it be the almighty FSM or just an entity that everyone individually comes to understand– the fact that you, as a Christian, think that anyone who doesnt have a relationship with Christ is doomed (and you do believe that, whether you admit it or not), is a TRAVESTY to “God”. I guarantee you that the Creator looks down on us every day and cries for hours over the fact that the Pope is responsible, by and large, for more deaths over the centuries than Hitler was. He’s sad about Muslims treating women like second-rate citizens, and he is just traumatized over the existence of religion in general– war and exclusion over religious ideals is the ANTITHESIS of what a loving creator wants, dumbass.
God exists, but he exists in wonderful, noodly goodness. You should be ASHAMED of disrespecting him by practicing ANY religion.
Counter that, smartass… if you want to quote the Bible, I am going to counter with quotes from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster belief system– your book has no more validity than ours does, and it will be CENTURIES before your legions get the fucking point– the only difference between us (the all holy CotFSM and your murdering,judging, gay bashing, mysoginistic religion)is that we realize and celebrate the fact that our religion is exactly like yours, in a way– we believe that the FSM is The Word, but we will never get into a holy war with anyone else because we have our own opinion of God that we’re not willing to negotiate.
Have fun with the flat beer cannons and disease-ridden strippers in Hell, genius.
–Elizabeth Steckler
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i bet you kill kittens
RAmen
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@113 – jeremykeys
Here’s one – how about we get them all together and have them write a new and improved version of the bible for our entertainment, complete with all our favourite hallmark christian grammatical fails – for example, “And god said LET THEIR B LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” or “Thou shalt
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…
love thy neighbour, i idoits.’
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You joined to be silly for a day? I joined because I was shown the noodly light. Someday you may see the light.
RAmen
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I’m just curious, but what happened to all of you to cause you to hate God so much?
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What was the point of that? That was probably one of the most unintelligible paragraphs I have ever read.
R’Amen, and may you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage
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I love you guys! This site is amazing! Kudos!
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127 – February 8th, 2009 at – Jaime Says:
I’m just curious, but what happened to all of you to cause you to hate God so much?
Nothing, nobody said that. Who said that? He’s not real.
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Jaime, who says we hate god?
We don’t hate an imaginary being. That would be pointless.
We dislike ignorance though. And stupidity. And agression. And arrogance.
Pretty much sums up most religions I can think of.
I’ll pray to the Mighty FSM for you.
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Just laid a huge OS – Nang & I hear you clearly.
Just fornication, a frolic banquet I have never been invited to.
They haters of My name (Possessor of all Names, Titles)
Anah noting, just observe Babylon falling
right in front of your very eyes.
Do not worry, be exceedingly happy.
It is Conspiracy of unprecedented proportion!
Just be cool they worship other gods who are powerless.
Remember why Solomon fall from grace.
Yes he bowed down for idols & who of them are still doing!
Eve & Cain & Able’s Wrath – remember!
One Love!
Your LORD waiting for Our Jesus & real Holy Daughter of Jerusalem.
Beware My Soul is the BAB (the Door / Gate)
Jesus is Enoch concealed & Son of Christ Baha’u'llah
reigning on David’s Throne.
I might have missed My still unknown Lady in Jamaica!
Because Black is the ‘color’ We (Father & Son) lack.
Look for My Black Virgin.
Beware 2 ladies of past will return with stork’s wings.
I will engage Myself with them!
So let Us be patient because something is undercover in Babylon.
Peter’s pasture has some lost sheep who will break out of Peter
& Whore’s Pasture.
Satan built a wall, no one can come over till after 7 plagues
(result of first Wind [One Hour])
Be cool!
Cha Alom
LORD ALEXANDER
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If I must say anything…
Anything at all…
At least she put a
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feb. 10th, 2009, Zinc Alloy Sayd: >quote starttquote end
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feb. 10th, 2009, Zinc Alloy Sayd: quote startt … We dislike ignorance though. And stupidity. And agression. And arrogance.
Pretty much sums up most religions I can think of. quote end
i dont think so. in my opinion its typically for 1-god-relgions in general and especially of course for the famous 3 from the desert. pagans and alike on the other side are quite cool about different believes, as they have so many gods and godesses … one more wouldnt bother them much i think. well, just a thought.
i only can hope pastafarianism is different to judaism, christendom and islamism. but i see the danger, so this is a warning to all followers! :-)
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Honestly, who doesn’t put a space after a period?
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How are we full of shat?
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Look, dumbass. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up. It is a fabrication designed to challenge the notion that religious theories of creationism or “intelligent design” ought to be taught in schools. For if God’s intelligent design, why not the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s intelligent design?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is supposed to seem ridiculous because it is. But the reason it’s considered more ridiculous than Christianity is that millions of people believe in it, and only a few ten thousands “believe” in the FSM. In reality, Yahweh and the FSM are equally ridiculous. That’s the whole point.
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Erin, if you can not make sense of this you must be really stupid or you suffer from a mental disability. If so, I am sorry. If you are just stupid, well there is not much we can do. Since dumb people flock together your friend must be just as pathetic.
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omg, is he/she/it really serious?
Maybe, if he/she/it is lucky, our great Noodly Lord will touch her/him/it. All of us will pray for that to happen^^
Siempre fiel al Monesvol,
El comentarista anónimo.
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What in the name of noodles is this? The Church of FSM is about friendship beyond religions and how silly it is to manically follow some book… I don’t get what the deal is with this hate-mailer.
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Jaime, I’m just curious, but what happened to you to make you hate Our Noodly Master so much?
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was that even a coherent thought?
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Pasta la vista, baby!
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This site is brilliant – I haven’t laughed so much in ages, count me in as a ‘follower’! The funniest part is the hate-mail, absolute loons one and all! All FSM supporters should check out the http://www.the-brights.net – keep up the good work!
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May you be covered in the sauce of his noodley appendage until you see the light. Ramen ;)
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“Your[sic] the mockery of this bullshit race of humans” – Erin, if you are going to form an opinion on this matter, at least have the common decency to use the correct grammar for its purpose. How can you chastise someone when you are unable to even grasp the basic grammatical concept of ‘your’ and ‘you’re’? Christina
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Please just try to be nice.
It seems like this website is constantly being clogged up with mean, angry people who just can’t handle people having fun, and Christians who just can’t handle another religion coming into existence.
RAmen.
It makes me ashamed, though.
My best friend’s name is Erin and she is a Pastafarian.
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I agree with Christina. The Flying Spaghetti Monster idea is far too silly to believe.
Now talking snakes, virgin births, packing every animal on a wooden boat for weeks (along with enough food to sustain them), direct, audible communication with an omnipotent deity, human beings transforming into pillars of salt, etc…. THAT makes absolutely, without a doubt, PERFECT sense. Praise Jesus!
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Hey, MIke (#149) – don’t forget the parting of seas and my personal favorite: talking, flaming shrubery!
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