I’m sorry,but this is beyond ridiculous.It’s all your fault he touched me with his noodly apendage.I’m sorry,I respect all religion,but this is something you’d find coming bulls ass.How can you live with yourself.You seem pathetic,and full of shat.Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.Me and my friend actually considered being “pastafarian” just be ridiculous for a day.I know you don’t take too much shit seriously enough to get through your now worthless life.I’
m done trying to make sense out of this,my friend would also like a word with you. <3,Erin
I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous
Published by Bobby Henderson January 26th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 160 Comments
160 Responses to “I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous”
Clearly, drinking and typing do not mix.
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Most eloquently and grammatically well argued…
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Ok, i know this may be a little ridiculous but there are some reasons.
1. This makes just about as much sense as Christianity.Dress god in a spaghetti monster suit and that would pretty much be this religion.
2.It’s just fun. You can ask your friends if they are pastafarians and they will probably say no. well you can tell them what it is and they will probably laugh.
3. Given number 1 it might just be true
4. Just stop calling them stuff like “You seem pathetic,and full of shat.Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.” You could say that to christans. and they did during roman times. just let us do what we want and stop complaining.
RAmen
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you’re an idiot.
mainly because you can’t type or spell worth a “shat.”
take some grammar classes then you can try to come up with something a bit more intelligent.
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Erin,
You seem to be confused and torn about your beliefs. I can understand your feelings. It really is not easy to let go of reason and sense to embrace an almighty make believe god. Just relax and come into contact with your inner self and you will eventually feel touched. Besides, on pastafarianism has regular sightings, regularly registered on this site!
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His noodly appendage embraces you even if you think his gospel is “something you’d find coming bulls ass.” I’m curious to see your friend’s contribution. Hopefully it is a touch more coherent than yours.
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Bah, no sense of humor.
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Erin,
Your horrible grammar and disregard for punctuation in your witless comment proves that you do not have what it takes to be a Pastafarian: Brains and a sense of humor. You have the English composition skills of a 7yr old. However, FSM loves you even if you’re stupid!
~Emilee
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It’s certainly less rediculous than the fundies trying to have religion taught as science. That was after all the percipitating event for the entire movement. You need to take a chill pill, have a nice glass of red wine and get your feet up, maby have a nice plate of pasta, and if you want to feel that you in need of a windmill to tilt then there are lots of other causes out there for you on the web
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Must be a fake… didn’t mention “Our lord and savoir, jesus christ” even once.
And what the fuck does
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Er…what?
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ha HA! Who would have thought that there would be yet another to miss our point entirely!! Good Work Erin! You have succeeded in NOT Surprising me!! ARRR!!
RAmen,
Cap’m RedTom
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I think what you’re missing Erin is that FSM actually has a purpous. It stopped the teaching intelligent design in public schools. It’s about keeping education from slipping back to the 15th century. You don’t sound like a religious nutjob.
Hopefully you realize there’s a hint of satire in the website and there’s a greater purpose behind it then simply making fun of others religion.
That said. At least pasta is real.
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Way to prove your point of us not having a life, or being pathetic by resorting to cursing and death threats.
Do us all a favor and learn to write in English before bothering us, please.
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Would it be a coherent word Erin? Or does your friend have the same mental diarrhea you do?
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Perhaps you and your friend could work the beer volcano. Send pictures.
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Hate to se you leave us Erin. Sad to realize that were not Pirate enough to understand the basic meaning of our philosophy. Pastafarianism is a way of life full of joy!
Fear not Erin. We will not send you emails saying “Erin, we want you back” because we are very respectful of mainstream superstition and mostly because we don’t give a… ooops… sorry, I did not mean to use a xtrian-loving-form of expression.
Farewells depress me so much… may His Noodliness be with you.
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“Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.”
If you’re speaking of yourself, I couldn’t have said it better. Of course I would have used the correct form of the personal pronoun “You” and the antecedent “are”. This also means that I take life far more seriously than you and am quite correct in what I am going to write. As you have said:
Erin is less than 3.
RAmen.
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I’
m done trying to make sense out of this.
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Um…
WTF Mate? I don’t understand half of what you said! It isn’t in English!
On another note; We’re completely serious. Many of us are so serious we run companies and half decent families, unlike many other religious people who can’t keep their kids from doing drugs and abusing people.
So “Coming Bulls Ass” to you sir!
Ps. First comment! Maybe…
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Oh boy! First comment!
You have us down to a T Erin. You seem smarter than the average troll, since you can capitalize and use periods, but I see you’ve yet to master the art of putting a space following a period. I wonder of the church of scientology gets this much hate mail? Probably not, they have expensive lawyers to threaten outspoken critics with litigation.
Don’t worry Erin, we forgive you, and you may want to look up the definition of the word satire at some point in the future. You’re only in trouble if you take this more seriously than we do. You’re obviously lacking something essential in your life if you feel impelled to shoot of hatemail to people like us, since our lives are “worthless” as you put it.
As for this religion having come from a bull’s ass… you should provide some valid arguments to explain how conventional religion does not come from a bull’s ass, or at least why their bull’s ass is better than our bull’s ass.
“In the beginning, there was the bull’s ass…”
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What??
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Erin, I can tell you this, most people here are going to wonder just what we did to you to deserve such an incomprehensible spew from you. Probably nothing except to be more highly educated than you.
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Um, what?
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either this Erin person is two years old, blind, severally dyslexic, or a combination of the three. I have never seen such bad errors in the written English language in my LIFE!
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I’m done trying to make sense out of your terrible grammar and many typos.
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Read young Xian, please.
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I’m sorry, but your letter is beyond legible.
Please learn the proper conventions of punctuation and grammar.
Thank you,
Tenku.
P.S We don’t care if you and your friend think that the FSM is full of crap.
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“I’
m done trying to make sense out of this”
Thank goodness! You were failing miserably. You also completely missed the irony that is Pastafarianism. *hand over head* WOOSH!
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I’m TIRED OF ALL THESE TUCKING FYPOS…
Top rAmen
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Erin, were you typing in tongues cos I couldn’t make any fucking sense out of that shit?
Do you have a mental disorder?
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Well, that was quite difficult to understand due to all the spelling and grammar issues, and it’s a bit beyond the point I’d believe for a non-native English speaker…
Anyway, you aren’t SUPPOSED to be able to make sense out of this, because it is EXACTLY the same as all the other religions out there, and you can’t make sense of THEM either. That’s the POINT! BTW, read the open letter since you obviously haven’t
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@Supersnail – #53
“Dress god in a spaghetti monster suit and that would pretty much be this religion.”
He doesn’t have the legs (nor sufficient noodly appendages) to do such a fine suit justice…
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37 – January 27th, 2009 at – Jackass Says:
“this is something you’d find coming bulls ass”
what?
Oh for a peice of hate mail that was spelt right…
Oh, the irony!
RAmen
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OK, time to score this.
Punctuation and grammatical errors – I count 17.
Curse words – 2
Gratuitous all caps – None!
Telling us we’re going to hell – None!
Random bible quote – None!
You get a 19. But you considered being Pastafarian for a day just to be ridiculous, and also called the human race bullsh*t! You are SOO close to getting the joke! Read the open letter, and maybe you’ll get it and join us.
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Oh dear.
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Nyah Nyah Nyah … it goes on and on look up satire and irony in the dictionary or is it too easy to spell shit. Still what exactly are you talking about?
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“coming bulls ass” sounds like a dirty porn movie…… maybe she was in it and is trying to promote it.
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Avast, Pastafarians,
Please note that the February issue of Smithsonian Magazine is out with a dual special feature on two persons, born on the same day, February 12, 1809. It notes the special and continuing influence of both, Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin. Of Darwin’s book, “On the Origin of Species”, one of the articles says,”…Perhaps alone among scientific works, it remains scientifically relevant 150 years after its debut.” Let us celebrate Darwin on his 200th birthday for the month of February, and remember that whatever ignorance the hate mailers and troglodyte school boards hurl at us, we are right, and our cause is just.
Little Erin, with a grin,
Drank up all his daddy’s gin,
Said the tyke, when he was plastered,
Gotta write to Pasta faster(ed).
RAmen
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Hate mail does not compile.
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Erin, whatever you’re taking, I’d suggest giving it up
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Learn English before you post here next Erin. Next, you missed the point, you are an idiot, I feel very sorry for your parents.
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This letter hurts my head… Someone make it stop!
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Maybe we’re being to harsh on
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I love how no matter what kinda hate mail people send someone will call it fake, sorry but there really are people like this in the world, i’ve met some first hand.
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This made me laugh, I love it when people take offense to other peoples religions.
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… nah, stuff it.
Worst. Hatemail. Ever.
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“I’m done trying to make sense.”
This where you should have stopped the sentence. That would at least have been one true statement.
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Just living proof how important commas are.
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It really is depressing that your elementary school failed you so badly.
I would tell you to read a book and then try again, but maybe that would hurt you…?
Again, I really am sorry for you.
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