I’m sorry,but this is beyond ridiculous.It’s all your fault he touched me with his noodly apendage.I’m sorry,I respect all religion,but this is something you’d find coming bulls ass.How can you live with yourself.You seem pathetic,and full of shat.Your the mockery of this bullshit race of humans.Me and my friend actually considered being “pastafarian” just be ridiculous for a day.I know you don’t take too much shit seriously enough to get through your now worthless life.I’
m done trying to make sense out of this,my friend would also like a word with you. <3,Erin
I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous
Published by Bobby Henderson January 26th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 160 Comments
160 Responses to “I’m sorry, but this is beyond ridiculous”
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You just don’t….get it, do you? How dare you say we’re full of shat! If that made any sense, I’d be incredibly offended.
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Why do they always end with “all my love” or “
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Shat is the past tense word of shit.
Ex. Yesterday I shat on Erin’s face.
Do you understand?
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Uhm……I’m from Norway, and don’t really know that much about English grammar and way of speech, so can anyone tell me where i should use the expression ” coming bulls ass ” (from the above letter….)
B.T.W. I find FSM somewhat strange and maybe a bit too food-centered, but I can feel the crave for Italian food growing inside my heart, much like jesus in the heart of the ” newborn ”
So!
Pasta it is!:)
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@ – mr. Trinborg #154,
The English grammar of many hate-mailers, this one included, is very strange and fractured. Many of us for whom English is our native language need to reread some of these rants several times to try to get the sense of what they are trying to say. Even then, it is sometimes unclear to us (Your phrase in question included). We can only presume that the writer is in such a state of passion and fury that they have disconnected their thinking brain from their composing fingers. Here’s a good study of these people:
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
RAmen
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I hope this clears things up for you.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire
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I’d particularly like to know how you’d like to make sense of anything when your commas seem to be attached to the second phrases of your sentences.
Thar she blows!
RAmen
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My name is Erin and I’m a pastafarian ^_^
I don’t understand why this other Erin is so angry at His Noodliness. If she truly respects all religions what is her problem with Pastafarianism?
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I´m scared his frien want to talk whit me or us…or something I don´t realy get it
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If you used spaces, I might understand this letter better, or even if you used something RESEMBLING proper grammar. If you want to get a point across LEARN HOW TO WRITE FIRST!
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