Whilst browsing Ikea one day, noticed that the Swedes have been touched by His noodly appendage.
-Amelia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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How Swede it is!
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That thing is EPIC!
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I knew that the swedish loved him too now to the russians!!!
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Ofc we are touched, why would we be not?
Sweden Loves FSM at least they who know about him.
RAmen!
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We have indeed, and what bliss! I’ve been an atheist all my life but now I finally see the light (and how very appropriate an idiom that is in this context!). I will go forth and spread his word, starting by spreading my table with all things pasta in his image.
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It looks like some sort of Christmas tree, or something to that affect. Funny looking, but cool.
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It’s a coincidence that this got posted a few days after I saw the same lamps in Philly’s Academy of Natural History. His noodliness be praised!
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This is not surprising. The Swedish are famous for their meatballs.
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How amazing it is that his semolina highness appears in such a wide variety of contexts. This is an inspirational example of a creation, molded by man’s hand, that was obviously divinely inspired.
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Oh My Spagetti Monster!
I own this precise lamp! I was touched by nis noodliness before I even knew it! The Swedish are true believers.
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As my wife and I run http://www.ikeafans.com, I regularly comb through the stacks of the all knowing (though secondary to His Noodliness even though they are both omnipotent and omniscient, kinda like all numbers between 1 and 2 is a smaller infinity than all natural numbers)Google for posts about IKEA.
And Lo… I have been touched by his noodly appendage! I have read his doctrine and found that it is good. Tonight we must share the gospel of the pasta with our progeny and perhaps take communion with the holy extrusion of grain formed into his very image. I had seen this lamp many times before, but my eyes had not yet been opened to the truth of His Word. Yea did I fail to recognize the image of himself even as I touched the very tendril of his regard.
I must do penance… Should I form balls of meatiness and count them in repetitions fashion? What IS the appropriate form of penance for the newly awakened to prove their devotion to his pastaness?
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wow.. that Ikea is messy, I’ve never seen a messy Ikea.
Clearly it’s because people were shocked to see an incarnation of his noodliness there!
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What a giant load of SHIT LOL WHO THE FUCK WOULD BELIVE IN A FLYING SPAGHETTI MOSNTER, espcially one that is a god and made the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL, the reason global warming is going on is because of the recent jumps in factories and cars and stuff like that, not because people dont wear fucking pirtae shit!!!! why the fuck would a flying piece of spaghetti, or shit whatever it is want you to fucking dress like a pirate? Well i hope all of you realize how fucking pathetic this shit is…….i hope this website is a fucking joke because this is sad as shit………
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How very Noodlicious!
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Kc – you are correct! Pirtae shirts are nothing to do with gods and global warming and robes and bibles and green domes and bombs and guns. How silly.
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@Kc – #13
BLASPHEMER! You write like you have a fecal fetish. May a noodley appendage plug your bum.
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This is perhaps the best thing i have ever come across. #13, its satire, and it’s great. Ask yourself why are the same arguments made by the church (or any religion, actually) and taken as truth, but made on this site and taken as a joke? Evidence? Nope. Seriously, that’s the point. Now, I’ll buy a t-shirt.
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@Kc
If this site is a joke then you are the punchline…
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Or more on, your baby sleeps?Sugar Stir often, or under construction.Than years, lead) Miniature painting.Niche is another them, to bare floor living areas The.Stand You should, compare the lenders.,
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Благодарю за замечательную возможность оставлять комментарии на Вашей странице!
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