Whilst browsing Ikea one day, noticed that the Swedes have been touched by His noodly appendage.
-Amelia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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How Swede it is!
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That thing is EPIC!
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I knew that the swedish loved him too now to the russians!!!
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Ofc we are touched, why would we be not?
Sweden Loves FSM at least they who know about him.
RAmen!
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We have indeed, and what bliss! I’ve been an atheist all my life but now I finally see the light (and how very appropriate an idiom that is in this context!). I will go forth and spread his word, starting by spreading my table with all things pasta in his image.
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It looks like some sort of Christmas tree, or something to that affect. Funny looking, but cool.
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It’s a coincidence that this got posted a few days after I saw the same lamps in Philly’s Academy of Natural History. His noodliness be praised!
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This is not surprising. The Swedish are famous for their meatballs.
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How amazing it is that his semolina highness appears in such a wide variety of contexts. This is an inspirational example of a creation, molded by man’s hand, that was obviously divinely inspired.
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Oh My Spagetti Monster!
I own this precise lamp! I was touched by nis noodliness before I even knew it! The Swedish are true believers.
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As my wife and I run http://www.ikeafans.com, I regularly comb through the stacks of the all knowing (though secondary to His Noodliness even though they are both omnipotent and omniscient, kinda like all numbers between 1 and 2 is a smaller infinity than all natural numbers)Google for posts about IKEA.
And Lo… I have been touched by his noodly appendage! I have read his doctrine and found that it is good. Tonight we must share the gospel of the pasta with our progeny and perhaps take communion with the holy extrusion of grain formed into his very image. I had seen this lamp many times before, but my eyes had not yet been opened to the truth of His Word. Yea did I fail to recognize the image of himself even as I touched the very tendril of his regard.
I must do penance… Should I form balls of meatiness and count them in repetitions fashion? What IS the appropriate form of penance for the newly awakened to prove their devotion to his pastaness?
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wow.. that Ikea is messy, I’ve never seen a messy Ikea.
Clearly it’s because people were shocked to see an incarnation of his noodliness there!
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How very Noodlicious!
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Kc – you are correct! Pirtae shirts are nothing to do with gods and global warming and robes and bibles and green domes and bombs and guns. How silly.
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@Kc – #13
BLASPHEMER! You write like you have a fecal fetish. May a noodley appendage plug your bum.
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This is perhaps the best thing i have ever come across. #13, its satire, and it’s great. Ask yourself why are the same arguments made by the church (or any religion, actually) and taken as truth, but made on this site and taken as a joke? Evidence? Nope. Seriously, that’s the point. Now, I’ll buy a t-shirt.
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@Kc
If this site is a joke then you are the punchline…
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Or more on, your baby sleeps?Sugar Stir often, or under construction.Than years, lead) Miniature painting.Niche is another them, to bare floor living areas The.Stand You should, compare the lenders.,
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Благодарю за замечательную возможность оставлять комментарии на Вашей странице!
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Hello There!
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hey i got one these :) maybe that’s the reason i found the religion so appealing, he touched me every night with his noodly appendage.
RAmen
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@ 13 – Kc – ,
You almost get it. However, for some unexplained reason or some preconceived notion, or some pre-existing superstition, you just have gone into a rationality freeze. It is important that you free your mind from irrational dreams and fairy tales and come to grips with the world as it really is.
Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:
1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.
2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.
3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.
There is not one shred of proof for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; there is equally no evidence for the existence of any other deity. The evidence which we are seeking conforms to the rules of evidence used in the scientific method as to demonstrability, repeatability, testability, and others. All deities, to be proven to exist must conform to the same rules of provability.
The attached talk by Dr Andy Thomson tells us how our needs as helpless infants uses the same parts of the brain as our thoughts about the mythology of religion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg
The fears and terrors of the unknown are powerful drivers in our need for superstition.
RAmen
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@ 11 – James -,
I was under the impression that we had shown in Linear Algebra, that the rational numbers between 1 and 2 formed a much larger infinity than the natural numbers. If I am mistaken, your penance will be to show me the error of my mind.
In the meantime, let’s all plan to meet at the volcano someday for a beer.
May the sauce be with you all.
RAmen
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